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Ok...... IM FUCKING SICK OF ASUKA SHES FAT AND UGLY AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HER "UNDEFEATED" STREAK SHE IS AWFUL AND WAY OVERATED YOU WANT A GOOD WOMENS WRESTLER GO TO EMMA SHE'S GORGEOUS AND AWESOME IN THE RING..... tell me why asgooka is the best

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ITT we discuss how to get the rasslefriends to please leave our board of peace and failing in that, circlejerk in an echo chamber and insult them and their autism. They really are a ridiculous and retarded people and although they shit up this board they can be good for some laughs.

INVITED
>Skaters
>Real Wrestlers
>Snow Sportsmen
>Surfers
>Table Tennis Players
>MAists
>Frisbee Golfers
>Anyone Who Actually Plays A Sport

NOT INVITED
>Autistic, Latent Homosexual /mlp/-tier Fans of A Bad Cable Television Show Who Drool Over Trashy, Greasy, Scantily Clad Men Instead Of Just Opening A Private Tab And Watching Some Gay Porn

>Rasslefan autistically tries to intervene in match because he thinks it's real and gets curb stomped
live leak / view? i= cf8_ 1317432965

Chris Jericho punches female autist fan for being an autist
live leak / view? i= 38c_ 1234144154

These folks are true trash, when are we going to put them in camps

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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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>As far as CM Punk goes, I'm not a big fan.

What did she mean by this?

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BASED

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Remember when it kept being teased for weeks and weeks and weeks that we would see Rock fight Cena at Wrestlemania 27? And by WM27 those hopes were pretty much crushed and it looked like he was just going to be the host after all, but at WM27 there was still a little glimmer of hope that Rocky would work at match with Miz and Cena, but all that happened is he interfered in the match, and then the next night on RAW, it was announced that they wouldn't fight until *next* Wrestlemania, literally an entire year later, and much of the crowd booed because of how ridiculous that was? Remember that? And then that WM28 match was supposed to be once in a lifetime, but at next year's Wrestlemania, we got the almost same exact match yet again?

haha I remember that. good times good times

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If Shawn Michaels is Mr. Wrestlemania, then who is
>Mr. Royal Rumble
>Mr. SummerSlam
>Mr. Survivor Series

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Admit it. How much would you be marking out.

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Holy fucking cringe

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Is the Undercarder legit autistic?

>In her autobiography ‘How to make love like a porn star’, Jenna Jameson revealed that The Undertaker used to hang round with her when he was on the road in Las Vegas. Jameson was only 16 at the time and would watch on with shyness as the wrestling star visited the tattoo parlour she worked at. Supposedly they ended up hanging out and became good friends.

>Jameson proved to be the perfect gullible mark for kayfabe. “Undertaker was one of the biggest WWF wrestlers at the time. He would put people in coffins and set them on fire in the ring. And the scary thing is, that character he played was not an act” she detailed in her book.

>She goes on to reveal that The Undertaker was in fact scared of her and got creeped out by her hanging round the shop. Later on she talks about a time he came to one of her shows and chased off a guy who was trying to buy her a drink, “You can get me a shot of Jaeger and you can get yourself a shot of shut-the-fuck up,” he apparently barked at Jameson’s suitor.

>The Deadman then tried to woo Jenna, telling her, “I’m going to kick your boyfriend’s ass and take you away with me.”

>She recalls that “I knew he was serious. I ran upstairs and told Jordan we had to leave, because this guy was going to beat the fuck out of him and kidnap me. So I never saw him again.”

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Stay mad haters #ModernDayMaharaja

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>Sandnigger world champion
>Fat midcard champion
>Samoanigger tag champions
>Nigger women's champion

Why is no one calling them out on this SJW bullshit?

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And just limit it to alternative sports which would include MMA. But just make sure to rename the board to Alternative Sports & CM Punk just to spite all the wrestling fags since the antagonist of Pro-Wrestling can still be discussed as an MMA fighter