Dubs decides

>>2694862
they allow you to smell their anuses

pin a gold star of david labeled Juden on her

>>2694867
Penetration?

>>2694862
Also, this doesn't have to end when the first person gets dubs. It can keep going and I will just do everything that gets dubs

>>2694862
Thank her for her contributions to the entertainment world

>>2694862
Ask her what Becky's pits are like

>>2694862
be respectful and nice, like a regular human and not someone from 4chan.

TELL HER HOM MOM IS FUCKING AMAZING, A TOP TIER MILFU

>>2694862
jizz in a cup and bring it and throw it on her face and take a pic and post it here

Get autograph on your forearm. Have it tattooed.

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>>2694896
>TELL HER HOM MOM

>>2694897
How about giving her a glass of milk and then taking a pic of her milk mustache?

Print a picture of her and her mom to sign.

you better get down to your knees and worship the Goddess.

Autistically stand there sweating and stutter something retarded. Then go home and masturbate while posting on 4chan some made up story of how she wanted your dick. No dubs needed

>>2694862
When she signs your paper lick her hand

>>2694862
start jumping as high as you can when you meet her

>>2694862
Do a handstand

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>>2695033
kek, op dun goofd

>>2695033
win

>>2695033
What if there is no room? Lots of people there

>>2695023
this is it

>>2694862
can't wait to see the pic of you and her online and it shows her seething at meeting another autistic fan

>>2695134
Idk if I would post it online. That would imply that I watch wrestling.

Ask her nicely if you could kiss her feet

Give her my number. 8315557777
Tell her my name is David.

>>2695239
It would also imply that you are attracted to women

>>2694862
Give her a bottle of piss

>>2694862
Start drooling with saliva

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>Alexa Bliss
>autograph signings

>>2695300
OP here. Yeah, that's dubs of truth right there

>>2695320
Such a beautiful butt

>>2695372

And her's isn't that bad either...

>>2694862
ask her for a pair of her dirty panties.

>>2695033
/thread.

Call her a fat bitch.

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>>2695577

is this in new york by any chance? i would love to meet her

Ask her to sign a used condom

>>2695596
Roll

>>2695596
Rollll

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>>2694862
Gif of this snap

>>2694862
Rant against womanlets and the diva revolution

Offer her a foot massage

make her sign a printout of her nudes

>>2694862
Write up a sex slave contract, get it notarized (or whatever the fuck it is you have to do to make a contract completely legally binding), hide it under a picture and get her to sign it. Then sue her if she doesn't comply.

>>2695888
Trips of truth. OP better deliver.

>>2694862
Pretend you're retarded. Just pull out your dick and start jerking off in front of her. It'll be okay because retards can get away with it. Have someone pretend to be your handler and apologize for your behavior.

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>>2695888
OP?

you won't do anything idiot just take a pic

So.. OP must contractually enslave her, while doing a handstand and calling her a bitch.

I know you won't deliver OP.. but youd get my vote for POTUS that I never use

>>2695888
Fuck

Ask her to put a shoe on her head.