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>>2691561
>Reusing paiges old catchphrase

The absolute state of WWE

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>>2691593
Roman's logo is a copy of Hardyz symbol

inb4 blowjob pic

>he LARPs being an American wrestler with daddy's money.

Literally the most millennial thing ever.

>>2691425
He has a nice voice.

>>2691157

>>2691157
Why do the NXT women look like they could actually kick an average women's ass while the RAW roster look like sticks or literal men?

>>2691157
Damn, in that picture Nikki looks exceptionally jacked.

Based Jinder more then doubled the views on the next most watched. Maharaja blowing out indie fags, can they ever recover?

>>2690934
he is

>Youtube views meaning a shit in post-Adpocalyptic times
><2 million being an impressive figure when Jinder's supposed to be drawing to 1.3 billion

>>2690851
Kenny pls go

>>2690851
your not wrong

Bunch of fuckin indie spot monkeys. They ruined the god damned superkick as a finish.

Fuck them

>it's 2039
>Viewership is limited to those watching local public access
>two fat smarks chanting cm punk for the entirety of shows, no one else in attendance
>shows happen in the same chuck-e-cheese parking lot every week
>Stock is not even worth a penny for several shares and is traded back and forth between those smarks
>It happens to be wrestlemania night
>Roman Reigns vs. Colt Cabana for the Supreme Multiversal Championship is the main event
>Vince dies peacefully in his sleep after nodding off during the show.

How many people are waiting to piss on his grave when he goes?

Vince is dying the night after Roman Reigns' coronation at Mania

the crowd will salute vince by cheering Reigns like crazy

turns out that Vince literally killed himself to get Roman over

Jinder himself made threads like this obsolete

Everyone was so sure he'd always be the Jannetty of 3MB....and look what happened

You can't accurately guess Jannettys anymore

>>2690310
Who will have most of the universe care about him despite years of shit booking and not having an A+ look?

Probably the fucking belt.

somehow they found 2 guys who are harder to tell apart than the usos

No one cared about me till i put on the roids

>>2690168
fpbp

It was pretty much Vince's way of telling the rest of the roster to be from India or China.

>>2690048
GOAT

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2006 was a hell of a time

>>2690048
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>>2689886

I refuse to take this loser seriously until he gets some sort of headband/bandanna to hide his hairline, he's already been humiliated enough to wear a vest

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>>2689886
HEY ANON, SHUT UP !

Is this from fucking cuckside seats? I hate that place, almost as bad here but on the opposite end of the spectrum

>>2689544
Yes, I recognize these cageside cucks

No but there's occasionally English commentary and the video packages are very easy to follow even without speaking nip

>Wanting to watch meme japan pro wrestling
Why?

No, they don't have it, if you want to understand all it, I recommend you follow some guys in twitter that translate everything to english

Dont know who these cats are but im sure you mean who was the most successful out of the group they came from.

>>2688661
mike sanders was the deanetty.

>>2688663
>doesn't know the business
>likes Ambrose

Checks out

The answer is Above Average Mike Sanders since he was both the leader and biggest failure, which is saying something

>>2688476
AE = Reaching a North American audience and literally everyone watches

PG = Reaching a global audience and literally no one watches

>>2688476
its so easy to tell how old some of you are because you praise the early 2010s as being good when it was actually the most cancerous era in wrestling history, I'd rather watch WCW in 2000 over that era

>>2688486
Fucking this

Making really over guys your champs and then booking your champs as strong and formidable?

You're right. That's fuckin' stupid. They should have them job out on TV every other week.

Jeff is a draw.

who cares let them have their fun on their last run and future endeavor them.