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This is an "hilarious" satire of IWC, but the truth is, they need the variety. I don't get why Owens=Fat is such a meme, when they have always had fatties in pro wrestling, and much bigger than Owens.

Similar too, you need guys with a bodybuilder physique and genuine power too. Because what's the ultimate demonstration of REAL STRONG? It's still the gorilla press slam. You can tell people that Roman Reigns must have super high power levels because one punch or one spear can beat anyone, but even the 8 year olds know that part is scripted. But if he can lift his opponent over his head, he is actually doing that.

Seeing a ripped face beat down a big fat heel bully is what makes pro wrestling fun. Seeing an oiled narcissist using cowardly cheap tricks to steal a win over the blue chip face is the best way to generate heat.

>>1399019
what the fuck do you care what a wrestler fucking looks like, are you a faggot or something? Rollins can beat you the fuck up btw

>>1399019
I actually think they are taking steps in the right direction for what you want. Their new developmental has essentially eliminated the grimyness of training and paying dues in wrestling. This is going to attract more and more legit athletes to WWE as an alternative to retirement in the long run.

The Shield triple threat is gonna be in SummerSlam or, maybe, at Battleground.

Forget Wrestlemania. Wrestlemania is now for retired people (Shawn Michaels, Foley, Steve Austin) and part-timers returns (Lesnar, Triple H, The Rock), nostalgic boring matches like Shane vs Undertaker and all that casual shit (Snoop Dogg singing, Big Show vs Shaq, etc.)

They won't? The WM story will be The Shield reforming.

>>1398992
>at Battleground.
>Wasting the triple threat everyone wanted since Shield broke up on a C tier PPV.
Kek.
It's at Summerslam mate.

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>He thinks people are watching Raw

>He thinks people own the Network

>When a Legendary NBA game series is hooking everyone's attention away

You could give the belt to The Rock and the ratings still won't go up literally

NO ONE
FUCKING
CARES
OP

Honestly no one even knows dean won the title. That is how much of a deanetty he is

>Dean will finally kill the WWE

It's a pimple you mong

>>1398875
18+

This is the dumbest fucking board in the history of this site, jesus fucking christ.

Seth has been countering almost every signature or finisher his opponents have.

>landed on his feet everytime Brock put him through a suplex

Perfect

>>1398722
It's pretty awesome and a great way to utilize his "Architect" gimmick in-ring so yeah, I hope he keeps doing it.

And if they're gonna keep the spear ultra-protected to the point that you need a ref bump to kick out of it, making situations where it can be countered instead and winds up totally backfiring on Reigns is good.

Roman had to look really strong

>>1398708
no

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>>1398708
No roman is here to stay. He'll be champ at SummerSlam. Can't wait for the Big Dog the superman punch Deanetty and Jasethy.

>>1398724
do you even know what bury means

>>1398694

I have no idea what point you're trying to make. you sound like a huge cuck though

>>1398694

I relly don't understand wwe booking. Why feed Dean to bork if you were going to put the title on him a few months later?

>>1398723
That loss to Bork seems so bizarre now.

God bless JeriGOAT for putting Dean over to the point where this is believable.

Why does everything have to be a buildup to Wrestlemania? Man, Wrestlemania just happened, they don't have to start building for the next one until January.

Let them do their thing. I'm sure whatever shit they shovel down your piehole, you'll still eat it and smile and say thank you, and watch next year's Wrestlemania no matter what.

>>1398680
Well, yeah. I wouldn't be able to sit here and complain about WM 34 for a whole year before it happens if I don't watch WM 33.

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>>1398667
For the last fucking time Reigns vs Lesnar is the main event at WM 33. According to Vince only the Roman empire can conquer the unstoppable beast. How stupid are you op?

Gilbert Godfried and Robin Williams. And bring Grumpy Cat back, pls.

Might as well get the angry video game nerd at this point

Dean

Roman has 3 titles plus the tag team belts
Seth has 2 titles, the US and the tag team belts

If we're quantifying reigns then Seth edges out Roman a little for beating Sting, Cena and holding the main belt and the US title all at the same time

>>1398548
Nobody is the Jannetty of the Shield now.

The meme is dead. Everytime you use it will be as meaningless as the last time.

>>1398563
Being the Jannetty isn't based on what championships they've won. The Jannetty is based on who is the least talented and successful of the group.

Dean comes out to brag about winning the championship. Rollins comes out and acts heelish, gets in the ring for a staredown with ambrose, then sticks his hand out for a face turn. Reigns comes in and attacks both to turn heel. Best scenario.

>>1398511

Keep dreaming.

>>1398500
>>roymen
>>dean congrats to you man, but now you have something that belongs to THE guy. you didnt beat me last night dean......so what do you say? can you hang with THE guy tonight with the title on the line?
But Roman lost clean

So fucking what? I don't care about Roman Reigns anymore because I don't need to

That's about what I figure. Either:

A: WWE does the normal thing, and turns Reigns on Ambrose out of jealousy from losing the belt.

B: WWE does the dumb thing, which is turn Ambrose on Reigns to try to gain sympathy for Reigns which will backfire. Then you have two tweeners fighting a face that gets booed out of the building.

>>1398484
KYS YA MANLET NERD

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>>1398414
This the true big dog

>>1398420
I'm pretty sure if I got in a fight with Dean at a bar I would whoop his ass. He doesn't look strong at all

>>1398414
WHATCHA GONNA DO

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Jasethy marks literally BTFO.

Based Deano.

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>>1398397
AHAHAHHAHAHA

MANLETS BTFO

DEAN HATERS BTFO

/asp/ BTFO

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ITT faggots who have a smaller dick than SethGod.

>>1398253
I'm NOT SORRY. You're a sniveling little suck-up sellout full of sufferint succotash, son!

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>tfw I was already drowning in /asp/ tears when Dean won MITB. When he cashed in and won title i was on the floor convulsing.

You guys better apologize for Vince for these record low ratings