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I like Dean but he cashed in way too early. He should have done it at Battleground IMO

>>1398538
Where do all these pictures of current Champs holding the old version of the titles come from?

>>1398588
http://www.wwe.com/gallery/current-superstars-classic-championships-photos

Should of warn an Ambrose t shirt senpai

>had a steve austin WHC belt in the locker room
>did the beer chugging shit as well
K-love is the biggest Austin mark man

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>>1398181
I'm happy because smarks can't use that "never loses clean" card anymore.

He didn't because there was a knocked out ref

good booking desu

>>1397954
This is 3 great matches that Reigns has had in a row.

Is he a good wrestler?

>That
>Moty

Get some fucking standards mark.

Be happy Rollins got the clean pin man.

>>1397927
Ambrose will be too busy holding up his end of the bargain guzzling Vince's wrinkly cock to be of any use to her.

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>>1397927
>you will never cuck dean

>Dean is probably cumming on the championship as we speak

DEANETTY
ROMANETTY
SETHETTY

THE ERA
OF LOW RATINGS

IS UPON US

Welp, I'm through with WWE for a while, I just hope it doesn't take as long for Dean to drop the title as it took to Roman, and I sure as fuck hope it's not another Shieldetty.

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What went wrong?

Going backwards and appealing to the kiddies again. Fuck WWE. Not one likeable wrestler these days besides Jericho. Boring as fuck.

Based Roman working the marks.

>>1392086
His opinion doesn't matter really. His only matters for his insider knowledge on news in wrestling.

Why does OP think his opinion matters?

>If you cite his stars as a reference for a match being good I will instantly lose respect for you.

give_a_shit

>>1392091
Oh look, a triggered WON fanboy. Let's see how he reacts to this.

IF YOU'VE NEVER WRESTLED YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WRESTLING.

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>>1390796
RPD PLS

I am still waiting for an FG42 that's available in Germany.

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I can't think of much else to put on this thing, potentially a six position buffer tube and a castle nut to keep it in place (kinda annoys me how the tube turns sometimes)

>>1390626
Watch 2002 RAW followed by 02 smackdown and you tell me

>Paul Heyman
>booking genius
He is credited with saving Smackdown for a little while, I'll give him that. But otherwise he's just a god-tier promo.

he is garbage

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ITS, ITS, WAIT IS THAT SHANE CARTER?!? THE ILLEGITIMATE SON OF DIXIE CARTER!
WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE!? IS HE, IS HE HERE TO BUY IMPACT FROM HIS STEP MOTHER?

>>1390414
THE CURRENCY IS ARRIVING AT THE IMPACT ZONE

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SHANE HAS BROUGHT SAMOAN JIM AND SAMOAN JEY WITH HIM, THE FATUS ARE IN THE IMPACT ZONE.

>be me, 25
>bostonian
>out at a bar in southie
>be outside smoking a cigarette with an old irish man
>two pieces of yuppie trash come up and start talking shit to the old drunk man
>something about south and north ireland dispute
>gets heated
>not going to let these pricks beat up an old man
>step in on his side (i'm not even irish)
>one of them hits the old man in the side of the head
>stuns him
>old man hits the first one in the balls
>then the second one
>one bends over
>the other takes a knee
>feel like, here's my chance, i better take it
>hit the one his knee with that nakamura knee, minus theatrics
>feel sick at what i did
>the irish man chuckles and walks off
>run into bar to get my girlfriend and tell her we have to get out of there
>end up talked into two more beers
>eventually leave
>the guys are nowhere to be seen outside
>go home
>forget about it until seeing this thread

i guess it could have gone worse

>>1388386
>Tried to murder somebody with a knee to the head.

Much worse anon

>>1388363
>be me, 9
>get in scuffle with friend's little cousin who's half my size
>slaps me in face
>sperg out and knock him to ground
>punt kick
He got a concussion from it. It was pretty scary, I thought I was fucked. They never told any adults though and we all said he fell off the trampoline

He's 66, she's 27. Jesus.

>She then said Lawler went upstairs to retrieve a handgun and placed it on the kitchen counter and told her to “go ahead and kill herself.”

Fucking hell Jerry.

http://www.fox13memphis.com/news/jerry-the-king-lawler-and-fiancee-arrested-after-domestic-dispute/348144500

MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Memphis wrestling legend Jerry “The King” Lawler and his fiance’e, Lauryn McBride are facing domestic assault charges.

The 66-year-old Lawler and the 27-year-old McBride were both booked into the Shelby County Jail around 1 a.m. Friday.

According to the affidavit, the two were involved in a violent confrontation at Lawler’s home on St. Nick Dr. in East Memphis.

McBride claims Lawler struck her in the head and pushed her against a stove while Lawler claims McBride scratched him in the face, threw a candle at him and kicked him in the groin.

McBride also alleged that Lawler got an unloaded pistol, put it on the kitchen counter and told her to kill herself.

Lawler says McBride was intoxicated and claims McBride is the one who brought the pistol into the kitchen.

Lawler has been a public figure in the Memphis area for more than 40 years.

His wrestling career has spanned decades and he even ran for Memphis mayor a few times.

He currently owns a restaurant on Beale St.

Lawler was previously arrested in 1999 for throwing a ticket at a Memphis police officer and running over his foot.

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>>1386930
el santo cause hes classy and classic

>>1386930
make fun of the guy all you want but i love sin cara's mask

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>>1386944
It's good but the shit covering his eyes can cause some vision problems I suppose.

Suicide/Manik was pretty good too

>>1399120
>expecting good tag team matches from wwe
>ever

>>1399120
I thought they said this was going to be a ladder match

>>1399124
New Day's standard 2v2s are much better than last night was and usually pretty good, tho