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Fellow Dean fans, are you prepared for the inevitable disappointment we'll feel tomorrow?

I imagine this is what it feels like to be a Leafs fan

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Lets take a brief walk down of this fucking 4 week build to this no-buys WWE Championship match


>Week 1: Seth returns from injury. And thru bitching and whining Shane O'Mac gives him the Championship match despite Stephanie bitching about it...oh please as if she even thought out in advance who her choice would have been
>Week 2: That fucking horrendous segment of Rollins and Reigns acting like children. My thought was they were going for the Eddie Guerrero angle of when Eddie got heat just by moving a mic near his mouth but he never said anything. The difference being Eddie Guerrero was over as either a face or a heel wheras Heel Rollins isn't over at all
>Week 3: The fucking pointless video package of making Reigns looking like an uncaring Uber Chad and Rollins like a super babyface but he can't outshine Reigns because that's just "not allowed"


Week 4: Shield reunion where they hardly promoted the match. They just reminded us how people miss when they were a Trios Team and how everything that hasn't happened since their break-up has been terrible

You know something is fucking wrong when Ambrose, a non-decisive factor gets a bigger reaction from the crowd then Rollins and or Reigns

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Alright buddies,
after training some wrestling in the army, I'd like to continue doing martial arts but I moved to a new city .However my city doesn't have any mma,bjj or muay thai. I would love to do sambo but I'd have to drive 3 hours to get to a place where I could train it.
In my city there are some different martial arts. I can choose between: aikido, ami jitsu, boxing, fencing,ju-jutsu ,judo ,modern sports karate,shotokan karate(unfortunately), kickboxing,kung fu, shinson hapkido,
silat, canne de combat,taekwan-do. What should I choose ? Right know I feel like I should do Judo but I also want to incorporate some striking martial art. Boxing is the most expensive one of them all. That's why I am not jumping to it immediately.
P.S: Yes I am not a eurofag, but not in france.

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What kind of ma training do you need to master nunchucks?

How much lethal damage are nunchucks capable of and are they effective for zoning against a knife attack? Would a bo staff be better for that?

Are these good for basic self defense at home and can you carry these in public?

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WWE Live in SLC last night was poorly attended. The crowd only cheered when someone came out or won and didn't really engage much. Cheapest seats were filled, floor was alright but the two mid tier price range was empty.

I feel like the wrestlers may have been underappreciated and may not come back next year with our kow population and attendance. Is that a possibility?

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what is this?

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Now there is literally no excuse to bring back ECW and WCW greats.

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Does wrestlers court still exist or do all these betas settle their problems with video games now?

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> What is /asp/ Predicts...?
This is a thread where we all vote and see if we can correctly predict the results of the current PPV.
> What are the rules?
Just simply follow the link to do the survey and that's it. If a match ends in DQ or no contest however, that is scratched from the total for the interest of fairness.
> How's this gonna work?
After each match I will post the updated results to see WHO is on their way to being a clean sweeper.
> 8 matches in total to predict.
Link to vote: https://derpy.me/Jzvb5
Please offer a courtesy bump after voting, good luck!

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Why was everyone so unprofessional when this happened? The only person who did the right thing was Sid who tried to salvage while Harlem Heat and Davey Boy Bitch kept breaking kayfabe by mocking him.

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>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

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>[insert finishing move]
>BALLGAME!
>1...
>2...
>3!

Does anyone else notice that JBL uses the same phrases every single match?

Seriously, Jim Ross would be rolling in his grave if he could see the state of the commentary table.

>inb4 muh Byron

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In order not to hinder those kind people in the HEMA thread, here's one to discuss everything about asian weaponry and styles that use them. It started with Hokushin Itto-ryu and japanese swordsmanship, but I guess we can talk about other asian styles too...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alLmQFx801M
What are your thoughts on this video?

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Who /watching Money In The Bank with your bros at their place/ here?

>delicious burgers
>cold beer
>hot chicks with sweet tits

you absolutely have to, how else would you watch it? alone at your computer like some faggot nerd virgin?