I think i'm cute, I know I'm sexy.
>>1405043
i'd fuck you
>>1405052
post boipucci
>>1405600
you first
>Shane decides not to have a triple threat at Battleground so it's Roman Vs. Seth for the N1C.
>Shane:You know,this is boring.I'm adding another person to the match
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-phPaAF5h4
>Everyone marks the fuck out
Nah
>>1404989
You just can't let go.
>>1404989
Clearly this is a thread that needed to be made.
Did anyone think this gimmick, or whatever it is, would actually work?
>American mad about how shit his beaches are
>>1404978
>shitskin mad his boys don't have any charisma
All they need is Carlito to come back to give them a little Charisma boost and more apple spitting.
Why do virgins hate him so much?
Is it because he's good looking?
Actually, I wouldn't mind if he was a model.
He reminds me of a school bully who made me suck his cock in middle school. (In a good way)
>Why do virgins hate him so much?
>Is it because he's good looking?
It's time to stop having the "Which member of the Shield is killing ratings the most" argument. The wrestlers have nothing to do with it. I start watching Raw again after Wrestlemania every year to see what the new storylines will be, I usually make it about this far, sometimes to Summerslam. I always watch the Royal Rumble.
The problem isn't any wrestler, the problem is that there isn't any build-up anymore. There's no heat at all. Triple H said wrestlers aren't inherently good or bad anymore, but that's just a clever way of saying "Character development is hard and we don't feel like doing it anymore."
Plus, why is every PPV match on Raw AND Smackdown every. single. week. Like build-up heat, don't make these guys fight. Where is the anticipation? Why am I going to tune in to a fight I've seen twice every week for the last month? Because it's slightly longer and has 2 or 3 more high spots?
And finally, having a "Face of the company". The WWE doesn't realize people don't bitch and moan and boo at Cena and Reigns because we want someone else to be the face of the company. We do it because we don't want someone to be the face of the company. Why do you have an entire roster of wrestlers if you are going to parade out the same asshole every night?
From 1998 to 2002, the height of WWEs popularity, there were 12 different wrestlers that held the WWE championship over the course of 4 years. From the time of Cena's first reign over the same span of 4 years, only half as many at 6.
What are there, 40, maybe 50 guys on the roster? Ratings are in the dump, might as well save some money and fire 35 guys since you only use 10 of them in the first place.
It also doesn't these guys have the flattest character's in the world.
Dean
>Lol guys I'm so kooky look at me
>Let me just no sell, clothesline, smack you on the chest some and then suicide dive
>I also cut promos like I haven't slept in 3 years
Seth
>Amazing moveset
>Shitty chicken shit heel STILL after many years
Roman
>Good moveset
>Can't cut a promo so he has to rehash the same scripted shit every week
>Ugly
>Still looks like he's in the shield
These guys are the most 1 dimensional main eventers I've seen in a long while.
Where's fucking Orton when you need him
>>1404548
Go back to 2nd grade nerd
Alexa Bliss is deformed. She's crap and a womanlet.
5 ft 2 she should be booked on main roster as a jobber along with Liv Morgan.
>>1404496
High Test like shortstacks.
Get a life.
>>1404496
Do you have any pics of her ear? I just got done fapping to Charlottes in the other tread might need some more material for later.
>>1404496
She's 5'0'' actually
>deformed
How? She's a cutie. Agree that she's crap tho
So Shane's been back for a while
What's the general consensus on his run so far?
WHAT'S UP <city we're in>?
>>1404370
Shane is refreshing and cool
He's more over than some main eventers handpicked by Vince.
ITT we look to the animal kingdom for raw example of combat mechanics and martial techniques and tact
>>1404331
mongoose probes the cobras strike zone and evades in order to tire her opponent
highspeed takedown and rolling into a pin
a variation on Gum Sau
pushing the opponents forearm down into a position where it is no longer a threat, and provides an opening for an attack
Reminder that Karl Anderson is your elected King of /asp/
Was he buried last night?
Nah
>tfw our Queen is kill
>>1404294
No, not more than he was until now anyway.
How does he botch so often?
I speedily skip through the product, yet always manage to find at least 2, maybe 3 notable, embarrassing fuck-ups per episode.
People who defend him with "He's just saying what Vince tells him to" can't really do that when he's incapable of reading the script in-front of him and repeating words.
He's past his prime. He should just step aside and let Mauro be the top commentator.
He doesn't care
>>1404261
>Dean hits Dirty Deeds
>PEDIGREE!
Is this faggot supposed to be scary? On no his face is tilted down but he is looking up!
He is scary, ask Tyson Kidd
>>1404089
Being dangerous be cause you lack skill doesn't mAke you scary
>>1404092
Yes it does
all because he mentioned TNA?!
fuck this im done with WWE
Do you remember that one dirtsheet where Vince wanted WrestleMania 32's main event to be The Rock vs Triple H for control of the company?
Wanna know why that shit didn't happen?
Its because Austin and The Rock both agreed that Hunter isn't worth it to feed his ego and Vince needs to get a fucking clue. Its not 2001 anymore
gay and fake
>>1403792
>WWE would announce that in an article on thei website
Just wanted to set the record straight on a few things fgts.
I was at Raw tonight, Dean is over as fuck you plebs.
Roman got boo'd relentlessly. There is a small split but nowhere like Cena's 50/50 level. More boos 90-95%/5-10% cheers.
Baron Snorbin got 0 reaction, I was the only person reacting (mercilessly booing).
No one knew who Johnny Ace was.
Sasha is based/over as hell.
The New Day is still over, a ton of shirts but their segment was way too short. Probably hungover from last night.
Overall a decent card. My city is typically such a fgt mark town so I was shocked when we gave Roman the shit they deserve.
I've been to Raw twice now, once in Nashville then again in Birmingham, and Roman was very over in both areas. I guess because we're all just dumb hillbilly rednecks who don't know it's scripted entertainment
>got boo'd
>got told to shut the hell up
Phoenix smarks BTFO
RECORD LOW RATINGS
>They call themselves the "Weeaboos"
Their gear is pretty cool desu.
What do the kanji say?
>>1403703
> its a WWE wants the Bullet Club name so bad episode
I'm not a good guy
I'm not a bad guy
I'm the BIG GUY
i dont have a good plan
i dont have a bad plan
i have a MASTER PLAN
I miss him so much. Best part if swerved season 2. Push this guy, make him your champion.
>>1403679
>I'm the BIG GUY
For you.