I laughed.
Who would you get socks of?
>>1389964
>I laughed
Fuck off to Reddit
>>1389967
You don't like to laugh? I'm pretty sure your mom laughed when she was scrubbing your tiny peepee in the bath.
>>1389967
>I laughed
Fuck off to Reddit
Vince isn't going to be pissed when he finds out Owens wrestled for another promotion this week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPIs3llgO7I
is*
pls excuse typo
>>1389915
Calling it now this is more entertaining then the real MitB is going to be
>>1389917
Excused
>Jones is a devout Christian, stating that in his life, "It's God first and family second
What did he mean by this?
Learn to Christianity you fucking retard, any sect of it says that god is #1 and everything else follows
>>1389869
He dislikes gays
>>1389875
Can I write that down in my little book?
>it's a new era senpai'
>why aren't you hype senpai'?
>it's 2016 senpai'
>it's going to be the greatest period in the history of women's wrestling senpai'
>women's wrestling is going to be the top draw senpai'
>women's wrestling is going to be so over senpai'
>sasha becky and charlotte are literally going to be as over as austin, rock and triple h senpai'
LOL
sure, sure.
>>1389838
>women's wrestling is going to be the top draw senpai
>sasha becky and charlotte are literally going to be as over as austin, rock and triple h senpai'
literally no one said these thnigs
>including triple h alongside those names
kek
>sasha becky and charlotte are literally going to be as over as austin, rock and triple h senpai'
one of these names does not belong with the other 2
>>1389838
Why does charlotte always look like shit?
>no bayley
Jobber confirmed
>its the MITB ladder match
>All 6 contestants are in the ring
>"And now for the 7th mystery man"
>This hits
https://youtu.be/DMp93a7AJGE
How hard do ya mark?
I wouldn't, his face is incredibly offputting
>>1389784
I close the browser and look up the result after the show.
Dude's in his 40's
They have done nothing for the last 4 months but show how weak she is compared to the rest of the division, why the hell does she still have the belt?
What? They've buried literally the whole roster to her since she won the belt.
>>1389601
You act like this is unusual. Heels are weak and cheat to win so they can get heat and everyone is happy when the babyface wins. Her time is up soon.
>>1389601
Because Dana isn't ready to be champ and they're set on Sasha winning at Summerslam, no sooner.
>On January 18, 1971, Sammartino lost the championship at Madison Square Garden to Ivan Koloff. After the pin, Koloff slowly walked across the ring while the ref raised his hand three times. The announcer came into the ring with the belt but, fearful of a riot, did not present it to Koloff. Koloff left the ring while Sammartino stayed inside to keep the crowd's attention off Koloff. As Sammartino left the ring, people started crying.
were americans really this retarded back then? how could they not tell it was not real?
wasn't wrestling slower back then and they did more things that looked feasible for a fight?
Because Americans are retarded. Do you really expect any sort of intelligence from a country in which the majority believe in a magical man in the sky?
isn't he playing a russian character during the cold war?
imagine the muhammed hassan character if 9/11 happened back when crowds took wrestling more seriously
Should I?
It seems like a shirt that wouldn't stand out TOO much for wrestling other than the back patch.
You'd get arrested for making terroristic threats
It's too late now, everyone will know you're a poseur
>>1389474
This, desu. Just buy one from the other wrestlers. Most of them are less autistic than anythin on WWEShop
>don't mind me while i murder john cena this sunday
>>1389276
Couldn't even beat Chris Jericho.
Chris.
Jericho.
>>1389281
he didn't adjust to the metagame. against reigns he was significantly better. and now he's gonna ravage john cena, the best there ever was. get it, fag?
>>1389283
Couldn't even pin the worst champion since Bob Backlund after hitting him with both of his finishers eight times.
Did they?
>>1389228
Literally fucking who?
>>1389231
>He doesn't know Sherri Martel
Kids these days.
>>1389231
18+
Sup /asp/. I just got done teaching my first kickboxing class. It was just a fill in, not a regular thing yet, but I'm getting there.
3 years ago, I couldn't walk without a cane. A year ago, I couldn't do one proper pull up. Anything is possible with training.
So that's what this thread is for. Martial arts, parkour, hema, whatever. What are you training for /asp/? What are your dreams?
>>1389212
Im happy for you Kevin
>>1389212
professional wrestling only
>>1389212
>all of this
Training started as a hobby growing up, but only recently have I found my passion for it. I'm going for my black belt again this year and have awesome team support that has been getting me through the rough start.
It's hard to describe the thrill that all disciplines share, but that's what keeps drawing me into learning and experiencing new things.
Images, gifs, and Webms welcome.
Dont be gay.
>>1389066
SHE'S A CRACKWHORE
>>1389066
she used to be cool but turned into an old bitter feminist cunt
What does /asp/ think of Jim Cornette?
I think he's hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvUtQcRWaLg
>>1389063
His banter is top notch
Half of his opinions are garbage
>>1389063
Could listen to him rant pretty much all day.
Don't agree with him, but his ranting is funny
>>1389063
I like his voice. I don't think he has the right mindset for the business, he has some good ideas, but most of them are shit stuck in the 80s.
>BASED
>Makes anti-smarks cry
>Best talker in the company
>Over as fuck
>Future world champ
>Fucks Renee Young
>Fucked Stephanie McMahon
>Funny
>Worked his way from the bottom
>One of the only draws in the WWE today
>Moves merch like hotcakes
>Carried Seth Rollins to FOTY and 4 5* matches
>Carried Triple H to a 5* match
>Praised by Austin
>Praised by Foley
>Praised by Jericho
>Praised by Brock
>Loved backstage
>Cool as fuck
>Alpha male
>Best member of the Shield
B A S E D
>>1388974
Hey tubby
Can't wait to see Dean win so all the smarks on here an hero.
>>1388933
No.
>>1388933
No.
>>1388957
aaaannnnddd /thread