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How much does this guy weigh?!
400 lbs
450 with the ring gear
>>1388880
266 lbs
>>1388884
We didn't ask for your stats, faggot.
>Post yfw this happens
>>1388826
Wyatts returning
>>1388835
Huh?
>>1388855
Your spic manlet ass committing suicide?
>I cheer for heels
>>1388776
>I cheer
>>1388776
>My favorite wrestler is under 6'
>>1388776
>I haven't filtered carter
So it turns out Al Snow has recently opened a wrestling school near me in London.
Considering I'm not fat and I am in relatively good shape.. I have no excuse now do I?
Wrestling schools are a scam. Also u have to be over 6' to make it in this business kiddo
holy shit, link me if real? I'm too old to start this (34), but it would be interesting to see what goes on and take some basic coaching.
>>1388762
>Also u have to be over 6' to make it in this business kiddo
Does anybody really post here who is under six foot?
This company needs a reboot.
>>1388734
It needs to be taken behind the woodshed and old yeller'd
>>1388734
This. Only good wrestlers left on it are Cena, Ambrose and Corbin
>>1388739
I wish but it's the same deal with Sonic the Hedgehog
Both were once great and it is possible for them to be great again
It's awful to see WWE like this
If Roman is so strong why was Bubba Ray able to pin him clean on SmackDown this year?
bad writing
when was the last time roman got pinned clean?
Because it's not real wrestling you autist
Well, I went to the doctor
I said, "I'm feeling kind of rough"
"Let me break it to you, son
Your shit's fucked up"
I said, "My shit's fucked up?
Well I don't see how"
He said, "The shit that used to work
It won't work now"
I, I had a dream
Ah shucks, oh well
Now it's all fucked up
It's shot to hell
Yeah, yeah, my shit's fucked up
It has to happen to the best of us
The rich folks suffer like the rest of us
It'll happen to you
That Amazing Grace
Sort of passed you by
You wake up every day
And you start to cry
You wanna to die
But you just can't quit
Let me break it on down
It's the fucked up shit
Yeah my shit's fucked up
Fucked up
Interesting
>>1388696
just fuck my puppies up senpai
>>1388888
Wew
So "Kevinnnn OOOOOOOOOooooowweeeeeeensss" is gone? :(
>>1388508
Yeah ;_;
I miss 'the rated RRR SOOOOOOOOOOOPERSTAR!'
>>1388508
Did anything actually happen to him or are you guys just being retards?
Two words: workrate. Bitch all you want about vanilla midgets like you think you're Kebin Nash, but at least they can go. Roman Reigns fucking sucks.
>>1388498
Big sexy might have been complete shit as a champ, and almost killed the company. But he was still a more believable champion than Chris "family man" beniot.
>>1388498
Benoit was totally believable as champion. He was jacked and intense as fuck. He definitely seemed like he could rip the average man's head off.
>>1388520
So you never ever watched a benoit match
Good to know
Is it autism?
>>1388339
Why is he so cute bros
>>1388733
Stay triggered, shitlord
Why can't he just wear a helmet?
What kind of SAWFT fugasi wears protective gear to a fistfight?
>>1388243
Helmet + Eugene gimmick, but with Bryan's old moveset.
That's just tasteless enough to work!
>>1388243
Because helmets don't protect you from concussions, ya dumb manlet. Gain height, have sex, read a book.
We might actually have good commentary now. Who do you think should take the pedophile's place?
>>1388108
Byron Saxton.
>We might actually have good commentary now.
Do you seriously think the King was the problem?
Corey Graves
What are some examples of gimmicks you haven’t seen in wrestling yet and would you think they would have a chance of getting over?
Honestly...I want a Serial Killer gimmick. And I don’t mean shit like Marty the Moth or Samuel Shaw who have the potential to be booked like serial killers because of how fucked in the head they pretend to me.
I want a gimmick that is identical to that of Jigsaw Killer of the Saw franchise. A long term angle that starts off small with jobbers who magically start going missing. Stephanie doesn’t care because “LOL i’m above losers like them!” Eventually when more and more of the roster starts disappearing the talent start rioting leaving Stephanie to start losing her temper. Eventually, Stephanie on the way to the limo gets attacked by a phantom figure leaving Shane in charge until things start getting worked out
Vince comes out and demands to know if Shane has anything to do with this and Shane assures Vince he pleads the 5th. Meanwhile Stephanie eventually comes back bound and gagged in a body bag unconscious but alive. When Vince and Shane try to get answers from her but she is emotionally and mentally broken. All she has is a monotone look on her face and a small tape in her hand that just says “To Vince” on it written in marker
Vince, trying to not be visibly shaken over this places the tape inside the titantron for the audience to view with him and its literally a blurred out interrogation tape of the phatom figure who abducted her trying to intimidate her. At first it feels like Stephanie tries to emasculate despite being tied to a chair but as the tape goes on Vince realizes the recording just keeps going as if this was taped for multiple days and weeks at a time.
If he took out the jobbers the roster would be smaller, and how would you bring them back if he's a Serial Killer?
Shit idea to be honest lad
>>1387789
We'd have to iron out the kinks
and besides Vince would probably consider the gimmick because only an hr of actual wrestling happens within the 3 hours of Raw and some of the highest rated episodes of Raw have like zero actual wrestling in them
>>1387790
you can't iron out killing someone, and how is this supposed to result in a feud? If nobody knows who the serial killer is how is the person with the gimmick supposed to get heat? this is honestly probably the worst idea I've ever heard of and I've heard some shit
What's the best current gimmick and why is it pic related
>>1387638
That's not Big BASED Matt
>>1387638
Orlando shooter missed the guy in the left. :(
Am I crazy for actually missing this piece of shit? I used to hate it as much as everyone else but something about it just makes it feel prestigious and important, something that the current one is lacking. Don't get me wrong, I think the current one is much more physically appealing but it feels like it just doesn't matter yknow? Could it just be nostalgia or something?
>>1387516
I just like it more because it has a lot more gold
>>1387516
Horrible false flag.
>>1387516
It's bad compared to the 2 designs before it but I miss it too, I associate that belt with Cena and Punk and the product was much better with them on top instead of the Shield shit we have now.