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Because there are no alternatives.

>Ambrose 'Lunatic Cringe' is a boring dweeb with no charisma, unfortauntely down to bad booking
>Del Rio is a vanilla midget now that his personal announcer and limo is gone, seriously, why is he here? he should be mid card
>Jerichos there to put over new talent, he wouldnt want to take MITB
>Cesaro is a boring baldy whose only redeeming quality is meme uppercuts, the suit is dumb shit aswell
>Sami 'ISIS' Zayn too babyface to do anything worth a shit

He's a great worker and knows the business really well so he is well received in the back. He also always gets a pop when his music hits and is heralded as one of the most entertaining people on the roster by casuals and smarks alike.
On the other hand, I'd understand if dean won just for that shield fued.

>>1381603
I think Dean will win just so WWE can cash in on that shield triple threat.

>Reigns retains until at least the next WM
>Dean wins money in the bank
>Rollins wins Royal Rumble
>Dean cashes in at WM to make the match a triple threat for the belt

>>1381284
He's not muslim though

>>1381330
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Is+sami+zayn+muslim+

>Muslim kills many of the gay community

>Vince responds by having a Muslim squash Cesaro

Lel

>They become best friends
>Years from now Sami wins the title at WM
>Byron attacks him during the celebration

>>1381383
>sami winning the title

top kek

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>>1381417

>>1379679
You probably can't even do that without losing your breath and sweating up a storm.
Seek sunlight, lose weight, have sex and or kill yourself

This post has created a new level of autism.

Haters will hate.

Fuck, I was just making a thread.

https://vimeo.com/170420164
I don't feel like re-editing this, fuck y'all.

also GOAT skate part here
https://youtu.be/Yk0Vgsz8Xec

>>1378852
Are you the darkie on the scooter at 1:22?

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>>1375300
I'd agree that she's the HOAT

>>1375300
Lol no. Not even close.

>>1375304

Name even ONE hotter diva than her then, ya pencil necked goober.

>>1367829
>NUNCHUCK MATCH

AW SHIT

I wish the camera angle was better for that aerostar spot

How many episodes are left?

>>1359594
>ywn honk Becky's nose

Think she'll be on the MiTB card? I can see a tag match

>>1359594
God I love her

Please have sex

>>1389414
This picture would be a thousand times better if it was AJ Styles on the chair

>>1389433
Kek

>>1388903
The boom era is over. WWE have to take what they can get.

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>>1388903

It was considered a superstar through every era you underaged cunt

>>1388827
HOLY SHIT

CM PUNK BTFO

ILMANITI CONFIRMED

>>1388827
She's holding it in her left hand

>>1388836
Her left arm is straight down. Unless shes fucking elastic women its clearly finna cm punk holding it dweeb

>>1388704
cuz ziggles says he is a real technical wrestler and the other guy is like it don't matter I'm gone beat u up and they have been doing it for like 3 months

The writers have nothing else for them.

>>1388704
They'll stop wrestling when you stop posting carter

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>>1388567
I miss this finisher. I'd like to see Dana use it if she improves but right now she's not worthy.

>>1388584
Poor guy

>>1388558
Nice. His theme is great.

>>1388558

That's awesome. Hope he beats Hunt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM9j-s5fcXg