Now that the dust has settled...
...did they?
>>1474033
Nah she's a good woman that doesn't sex before marriage
>the dust has settled
That's an understatement. It's been 20 years. Shawn 2k16 has less wood than the Orkneys, and Sunny is so rotten that she did an entire porno and nobody even wanted to see it.
>>1474033
She admitted it on one of their shoots.
She would blow him pretty regularly.
Is she natty?
>>1473981
no, that's Becky
Her jaw should answer that for you
>>1473981
"No"
The Final Deletion is the only TNA I've ever seen. Really liked it. Does anyone know Matt Hardy's contract status? Would WWE be interested? Could Broken Matt get over with the WWE audience?
WWE would fuck it up.
>>1473907
>Matt returns
>cuts entertaining promo
>some WWE hack they want to push shows up
>3 minute squash
no
>>1473907
>the only TNA I've ever seen
You're a living and breathing outlel meme aren't you?
Anyway, WWE also tried something like this with the Wyatts and it wasn't that good. And I doubt the Hardy have much love left for WWE at this point, but if WWE really wants them, money will talk.
Ever since the role of a lifetime.. ive been busy.
XBOX BREED APRIL
>>1473727
>MY CONSOLE'S SON
>>1473722
While we're at the topic of video games, is fixing a PS3 in 2016 worth it? Mine broke down recently and I played quite a lot, but the new ones aren't that expensive anymore.
Who here team ambrose? Can anyone dethrone our king?
Lunatic cringe
I am sick and tired of Roman Reigns derailing my Rollins/Ambrose homolust battle adventure television show.
>>1473711
Ambrose is soooo based
>You say Stone Cold... I say Dean Ambrose
>You say Undertaker... I say Bray Wyatt
>You say Hulk Hogan... I say John Cena
>You say Shawn Michaels... I say Dolph Ziggler
>You say The Rock... I say Roman Reigns
Like this comment if you agree.
>>1473672
>>You say Shawn Michaels... I say Dolph Ziggler
>>You say The Rock... I say Roman Reigns
At least the other three were somewhat believable (since Austin and Ambrose both suck).
>>1473691
18+
>>1473702
Ambrose is mostly liked by kids, women and the few smarks left who think he's good in the ring, so 18+.
>And now RAW's final draft pick of the night!
https://youtu.be/X-phPaAF5h4
>>1473636
>And now RAW's final draft pick of the night!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAWVFOGhC5U
>>1473638
>tfw I remember this one smackdown segment where names were in a bowl, and whatever name got picked out would be JBL's opponent for the WWE title
>Teddy Long revealed that all the pieces of paper in the bowl had Shannon Moore's name on it
kek
fucking buried
>>1473636
>Putting Angle on Raw
>Not on his home in Smackdown
Think of a currently-working wrestler you really like. They don't necessarily have to be your favorite or the one you thinks is the best-- just the first wrestler you like that comes to mind.
How badly are they being booked right now?
>Zack Ryder
At this point it's just par for the course, but that 50/50 sheamus shit was just awful
Hes unbeatable.
>>1473583
>bray wyatt
pic related
>>1473587
man when he lost on raw that was the worst bullshit, would it have killed them to let him have a few straight wins before the title fight
Ok /wwe/, let's just have one single thread where we don't have to talk about "have sex" or "lose weight" constantly.
Wrestling Shows this week:
>CWC started, full card for episode 1:
Saez vs. Gran Metalik
Lun vs. Daivari
Alexander vs. Petiot
Maluta vs. Ibushi
>NXT Last night
Rhyno confronts Samoa Joe
Bayley vs. Nia Jax confirmed for next week
Balor vs. Nakamura, likely Balor's final match in NXT
>Lucha Underground Ultima Lucha Dos: Week 2
Daga vs. Night Claw vs. Sinestro De La Muerte vs. Mariposa vs. Marty the Moth vs. Sexy Star vs. Killshot--Elimination Match for the Gift of the Gods championshiop
Mil Muertes vs. King Cuerno--Death Match
>TNA Impact
Moose debuts
Rockstar Spud vs. DJ Z vs. Trevor Lee vs. Andrew Everett vs. Mandrews vs. Braxton Sutter--#1 Contender for the X-Divison title
Abyss w/Crazy Steve vs. Bram
Sienna w/Allie vs. Gail Kim vs. Marti Bell vs. Jade--TNA Knockouts Championship
Mike Bennett w/ Maria vs. DJ Z
Drew Galloway vs. EC3--Street Fight
TNA World Champion Bobby Lashley vs. X-Divison Champion Eddie Edwards--Title vs. Title
Other News:
WCPW had another show, it sucked again. I'd post it above but that's where I was putting the actual wrestling show cards.
TNA Ratings down from Final Deletion episode, but still far better than usual.
Neville to make his return at this week's SmackDown.
Raw ratings back up to usual levels.
WWE officially names 5 CWC alternatives in case of injury.
Del Rio announces plans to retire in 3-5 years, wishes for an IC title run soon. Also, in same interview, refused to comment on Seth Rollins and his attitude backstage.
Take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue
Also random thoughts from this week:
Lun looked green as shit in his match. All of his moves looked weak, his facial expressions were awkward and senseless, and he wasn't selling well at all. He has potential, but Daivari was the standout.
The CWC is looking great! Aside from Daivari vs. Lun, every match was excellent. Also, Ranallo and Bryan are doing awesome on commentary.
TNA is actually putting on some great shows recently. Sienna is a great heel, Matt Hardy is still pumping out decent stuff, and the matches are surprisingly good. I'd actually recommend watching it.
Balor vs. Nakamura was great, it could've easily been the main event of a Takeover. Hopefully they'll meet again sometime down the line.
>>1473582
>Cuckter ruins a thread immediately
Has anything in WWE ever made ya cry?
I cried when Eddie died :'(
>I'm sorry, I love you
Eddie's death
Stone Colds retirement
Is he the only one who can make the Draft even interesting?
>>1473466
Ryback or Cody
>>1473466
Is this a people who will never come back thread?
>>1473466
The answer is already no but explain the question. He's not in the draft, he got fired for being completely and utterly shit.
>basic-pace match with mostly basic spots
>the only real story told was Balor working Nakamura's knee, which didn't come through strongly whatsoever, and only really surfaced in some mid-match moves
>surprisingly, Naka not even selling well, forgetting his knee had been targetted whenever he went on offense
>commentary covering for Naka's lack of selling
>for fucking NAKAMURA'S lack of selling
I don't know whether it's the Finn-Curse or what. But that was Naka's worst big-time match, easily.
Small match Finn continues his cold-streak of under-delivering with big-time opponents.
Fucking Ibushi and some melted Uso on the CWC was better than this massively underwhelming back-and-forth.
>>1473376
Finn sucks, we all get it
I realised this after the Adrian Neville match
>>1473376
>watching NXMeme
Finn Balor is just way too tiny to be a credible opponent for anyone over 6 feet tall. He will be Nevilled immediately if they ever call him up to the main roster.
Is Ric Flair a living meme?
>>1473342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnRS2uNARME
Yes.
>>1473342
Hes an alcholic, racist old has been who couldn't draw a dime and raised two drug addicted kids with one ending up dead and the other a tranny.
>>1473383
He just called Teddy Long a nigger, that's not racism since they constantly call each other that as well.
>who couldn't draw a dime
Who cares?
>>1473340
You good famm?
>>1473340
Lesnar is a one-trick suplex prony.
>>1473393
The match Cena I am happy because the first time I saw Cena authority without his comeback routine, made for Er 2012 and it was nice to see them write one strength (named Cena and reign ). perfectly match threat three RR, matches in Romania was established and since then there has been pretty nice. popular the match Taker bouts but something was missing.
His match Rollins would be 5 * a normal day today Lesnar / match Eddie, but it was a pumpkin shyt, its appearance in the Rumble was suplexes, his house shows matches that shyt, he just fits Fast Lane Germany, a German application Wm, and faces that he was standing there or doing ... to die, Germany.
This course requires defo Brock fueled city suplex and reclaim wrestler Brock, and suplexes mix; I blame Vince. Seems to prepare them a scoreboard on the screen will count the number of suplexes might be rich on the crowd, knew Vince suplex city and sell tons of merch. I am willing to bet that the one who had told Brock that suplexes spam "The city suplex rich crowd, they want suplexes, giving them dammit load !!!!" "These T shirts sell like hot cakes !!!!".
If it is damaged Vince usually something that comes with his hand in
Why does /asp/ have such a problem with crowds?
Are you fans of tennis and snooker or something? Thank god you guys don't watch football it would be a fucking funeral. God forbid the crowd shows a bit of passion and has some fun.
>>1473302
We just hate nxmeme crowds because they're cringey. After WM crowds are pretty entertaining imo
>>1473302
Hot crowds are good. We love Attitude Era crowds when they were actually into the show.
Crowds that just want to get themselves over are shit.
>>1473302
It's just the Full Sail crowd specifically. There's nothing wrong with a rowdy crowd. Full Sail are a bunch of smarky smarks and self contained cringe machines.