How long before he's suspended for a wellness policy violation?
Hes HHHs lil fuccboi so never
>>1477530
Basically. He's the new Orton, Seth can get caught with drugs countless times and still get pushed
>>1477534
Are you mad because you can't masturbate to Roman now because he is a drug addict?
I haven't seen a gimmick fail this hard that fast in a long, long time.
I think the only reason they had that gimmik was for advertising, they were never going to get pushed
>>1477446
So come to Puerto Rico, the shining star of the Carribean
>>1477446
Have they ever been over in the history of ever?
I am a WWE Insider who will not be named, I have the Summerslam 2016 Card, or some of it at least
Seth Rollins(c) vs Roman Reigns - WWE Championship
Brock Lesnar vs Randy Orton
Charlotte(c) vs Sasha Banks - Women's Championship
John Cena vs AJ Styles - Vacated World Heavyweight Championship
Shane McMahon vs Triple H - Steel Cage Match
The Miz(c) vs Cesaro - Intercontinental Championship
Dean Ambrose vs Alberto del Rio - Mexican Street Fight
This is all I know
>Deanetty back to mkdcard
Lmao
>deanetty losing the championship, going back to midcard, and getting berried by based del Rio
Sweet
>based haitch is back
nice
http://www.wwe.com/article/brock-lesnar-anti-doping-policy-violation
Why would they post this?
Bork about to be buried. Orton and Reigns to go over. The beast gimmick is done
I don't know. What the fuck? It's like they have to punish him now when they could have just let it blow over.
To save face and make it clear that he was using while outside of WWE
how to become an f1 driver if i'm not rich
It all depends, whats ya height?
>>1477245
178cm
>>1477256
In English please
>tfw you realize wrestling doesn't even use 1% of its potential to tell compelling stories
So many wasted opportunities.
>I watch wrestling for the stories
>I watch wrestling for the stories
>>1477206
>>1477211
There are many opportunities for stories to be told in the ring, and they are missed.
Imagine if the WWE told a story about how a challenger was going to beat Brock. Not just having him come out in the ring and say it on a microphone. But show in the ring through a change in that wrestler's style and repertoire. Let that wrestler start to take more risks, both for himself and his opponent. Make it seem as if he may be going too far in his quest to defeat the Beast.
That sort of thing never happens.
ITT: We post our reaction faces when this hits at Battleground:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5yz3I-eX4o
I won't be watching
>>1477115
>yay
I'm trying to get into wrestling. What are the essential matches every wrestling fan should watch?
>>1477050
TLC matches
The Final Deletion
>>1477050
http://www.profightdb.com/top-rated-matches.html
Can't go wrong with any of these, best entry-level WWE ones are Bret Hart vs Stone Cold WM13, HBK vs Taker WM25, and CM Punk vs John Cena MitB 2011.
APOLOGIZE
"No"
sorry bout your titties
i-im sorry. well what else do you want me to say i said i'm sorr--
I APOLOGIZE YOU SON OF A BITCH!
This is Jessie Graff.
Jessica "Jessie" Graff (born January 12, 1984 in New York City) is a professional stunt woman and actress. She is a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, a black sash in Kung Fu, and is trained in five other styles of martial arts. She is also a championship pole vaulter and competitive gymnast. She is famous for being the first woman to qualify for the city finals on the fifth season of American Ninja Warrior. She was also a contestant on Wipeout in 2008. In season 8 of American Ninja Warrior, in the Los Angeles qualifying round, she became the first woman in American Ninja Warrior history to make it up the new 14 1/2-foot Warped Wall. Along with her, a second woman in the Los Angeles qualifying round, professional rock climber Natalie Duran, who finished 19th (but did not complete the course), moved on to the city finals. This was the first time two women made it into the Top 30. Later on season 8 of American Ninja Warrior, in the Los Angeles city finals, Graff finished second, breaking her own record for the highest finish by a woman in a city competition.
She graduated from Urbana High School, Frederick, Maryland, as a Track Team Leader, honor roll student, and member of National Honor Society.
She holds the pole-vault record at Georgia Tech and University of Nebraska.
>TL;DR: This woman competes on a level playing field with men and hangs with them consistentantly.
>>1476948
But how is her fart game?
whats her gimmick and shoe size
Jesus Christ her leg is as thick as my torso
Fuck you Manlet nerds
Ambrose is the best
What
>>1476938
I really cannot figure out what this picture is supposed to be
/asp/
we're here
DEAH
>tfw no mandy gf
Why is she so perfect?
>>1476838
How is her fart game?
>>1476847
What do you mean ?
>This is the look of a WWE Champion
Yeah. It is. Stay mad virgin.
>>1476831
Remember Dean is the only man in the WWE that worked hard to get where he was
based
How do you salvage Orton?
Give him another legend killer run?
I would have him ass rape all the divas and then get them fired
give him a mask
>>1476697
RKO outta nowhere! Tweet it maggle!
>WWE doesn't even have flippyshit as good as TNA
Name 1 (one) thing WWE does better than TNA right now.
Pro-tip: you can't
>>1476677
commentary?
pretty bad > horrible
Everything.
>DJZ