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Everyday there is a discussion on this board being one of the worst, and yes it's true. But the reason is quite simple
Every CM Punk Thread is created by one person so that he can reply to his own post saying "Hi Phil". Thinking he has spouted a meme so that he can hope someone from the other board sees it and says "Hey /asp/ has memes they're so cool". Actually, it's just sad.
Becky Lynch hate threads (not the general) are created by the samefag who replies to it saying "Bec+ketty". Just so he can get his meme over.
"Have sex" is one dude, who has been trying for months to force this shit.
Okay Final Deletion is funny and makes sense why it's become a universal meme, but you guys desperate to meme anything with even 1% potential. "Please Re-subscribe" was the lamest attempt at these recently, the thread is probably in the catalog.
Then comes the guys who keep talking about /sp/ Jewbacca, Carter etc. It's two guys constantly dropping their trips and insulting themselves as anonymous. Trying to create the infamy around their names in order to be relevant. Whenever there is a discussion about the old /wwe/ or any of the name fags, it's one or two people dropping trips and talking about themselves.
It's funny, this is the same board that criticized WCWP and Full Sail University for trying to get themselves over rather than the wrestlers. But ASP is exactly the same, wait no it's probably worst. At least those guys get TV Time. You guys try to get yourselves over, try too hard to make everything a meme. To the point it has become an obsession. What also constitutes to this is that you have the "I want to impress the other boards and show them how cool and meme induced /asp/ is" syndrome.
CM Punk, Broken Matt, What did he mean by this, Ryback shit was funny for a while, then the tumors started posting it every 5 minutes. It just got old and now just boring. There's something called Quality over quantity, Less is more.
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>>1473295
>this wall of text
kek had you spend half of the energy writing this on working out you might actually not be a virgin right now
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>>1473295
> another meta thread
Have sex isnt one guy and doesnt need to be forced, its been over since before we came here.
Also im the original BeC+ketty guy and ive never made a becketty hate thread other than a few troll generals of her crying
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>>1473298
Kek BTFO
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Rule him out as GM
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>first match of the first episode of your new wrestling show
>ends with a DQ
JUST
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Bischoff have a lot of anger and fulfillment on the faces of many to win the WWE's "war" and made many decisions stuoid during his time in charge.
But he will not be understood literally Bischoff years before McMahon in many ways, and the fact that innovated business. The revelation of Bischoff and thus making McMahon his game to push wrestlers in popularity primarily.
1. suitable. He went to the other side (except of some friends of Hogan) when it comes to gimmicks. No plumbers, Hockey players, and for the most
2. Life Weekly Monday Night Show. previously ran eyes still Vince shows taped in 1999, before going to live every week. lived nitro- the jump. It will also give you can happen emotions, esp with Luger shows and walking out Scott Hall during a match.
3. International wrestlers. while Vince McMahon than his Japanese player in some kind of stereotype, that Bischoff talents do the talking. And he brought in more talent from overseas than any other time Vince. From Jushin Thunder Liger, Alex Wright, Eddie Guerrero, Chris Benoît, Chris Jericho, appropriate Finley, William documents, Ultimo Dragon, etc. make a name for themselves in WCW, when he saw the first Bishcoff in Japan. Some of them were wrestling in ECW and became stars in WCW at a time when thinking Vince McMahon much less important.
4. Hogan turned heel. Convincing the great name in the history of the business of turning about an evil. This change wrestling forever, and Vince can find a use for Hogan and Savage. WCW was able to give them back to life.
5. The cruiser weight Divison. Bring back and put their wrestling talent Focus. already mentioned, sir, Jericho, Dragon, Guerrero, Liger. Also, Chavo Jr., Rey Misterio, Jr., Juventud Guerrera, Psychosis, Billy Kidman, Silver King, El Dandy, Shane Helms, Dean Malenko, and while Eric future match Vince and MIDGETS! Remember? once started doing well in crusierweights nitro- began with Vince matches MIDGET the eyes of a shelf.
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6. Focus on pure performance and matchups. Now, I say that a lot of this on the undercard. You can turn to nitro- every Monday in the middle of the 90s late and found a match on before you think about it. From Greg the Hammer Valentine versus William document, Rick Martel versus Booker T. This is an underrated of nitro-. likes to look back at older groups and see these good match.
7. Monthly PPVS otherwise force Vince to change its business model, Bischoff was 1 in live shows on Monday, and a PPV every month.
ends hanger 8.Cliff the nitro- show was very close to the show you want to see more.
I CAN SLAP BROTHA NEROOOO
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>Vince MacMahon.
What did he mean by this?
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>>1473262
I CAN FLY DRONES YOU SEE, YEAH
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>>1473271
WE SHAHOOT UNSCRIPTED BROTHA JACK DUDETH
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WWE & STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN mocked God big time and made millions! he also spread violence into the minds of kids all over the world. Vince / he turned bad into good. and good into bad. The bible warns about that! he is hell bound. He refuses to accept our warnings. Austin supports sin (gay marraige). why are all these rich and famous so gullible and think they know everything and just die? We are all equal, but Satan makes the few - the rich and famous and they are above us. No they are not, only 1 is above us! God. So many naive atheist celebs out there like Brad Pitt, Jolie, Jodie Foster, etc. The poor understand the Holy Word; the middle class and rich do not for they only understand Holly Wood.
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ah, i see we have another sheep here...hehehe...good thing im always willing to help.... let me tell you something kid...your "god" is just a fairy tale.....hehehehe....hes not real and the sooner you realiz this the sooner you get to live your life free of any bonds set by some stupid book that was made to control your life...hehehe...take my advice... and wake up! *i tip my fedora as i vanish to a cloud of smoke*
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>>1473253
Go back to bed, grandpa.
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>>1473259
Calm down Bray.
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EVEN THROUGH THE DARKEST DAYS
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THE FIRE BURNS
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ALL THE WAYYY
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this fighter is look very nerd
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Wait...who the hell is Carter?
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Bretcuck's boyfriend
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I've been here for months and I don't know who is who
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>>1472907
We are all Carter
/asp/ is comfy tonight.
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>Triphammer
Literally fucking who?
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>>1472855
I thought it was one of yours
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>mfw no Green Beayns
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>>1472849
BROTHER NERO
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>>1472849
DELETED
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They are OBSOLETE with mustard
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Is Vince ok guys? 2016-07-14 05:19:04 Post No.1472826
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Is Vince ok guys? 2016-07-14 05:19:04 Post No.1472826
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Is Vince ok guys?
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Is Vince sick or something, does he have an illness and knows hes gunna die soon which is why hes doing this passing of the company storyline?
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>>1472826
Huh? Wat u mean?
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>>1472826
Probably being worked into an angle. Vince is going to be on his death bed Shane and Stephanie fight for who will have highest ratings and then when it's all over Vince will be revealed as the higher power
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Shield should be removed from the wwe 2016-07-14 05:06:19 Post No.1472805
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Shield should be removed from the wwe
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All three of them are garbage, I think they have ruined wwe and the show doesn't feel the same since they took over, wwe needs to fire them and start over
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So Vince can book 3 other guys just as poorly?
Quit bein' a fuckin' mark.
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>>1472805
They were unironically only good when they were together and didn't talk
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>>1472805
Nope.
Leave them on RAW so Vince can fellate himself while SD ushers in a new era of golden wrestling.
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Main roster when?
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>>1472776
>le big guy with no charisma
Push belongs to based poil
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Guys like her don't get to be WWE champion.
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Main roster when?
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You now remember this storyline
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I remember when they had everyone out in the ring, some guy playing a lawyer who had never done public speaking in his life slowly eliminating people, til it was down to Triple H and Sandman. Think how it could've gone if it was Sandman instead of Hornswoggle
>inb4 fagotron Kennedy
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God if they just gave it to sandman. IF THEY JUST GAVE IT TO SANDMAN.
WHY GOD? WHY HORNSWOGGLE?
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I really need help looking for a longboard or cruiser deck $100 or less, any recommendations?
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>>1472676
wweshop.com
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>>1472681
Tell me when Jeff comes back from tngay
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What the fuck is his problem?
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>>1472606
One genius idea hidden in a hay of lunacy
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He literally saved wrestling
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He's a massive cunt brah
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>Wrestling Tweets
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>wcpw
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>>1472281
What a retard.
>wcpw
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Oh my God