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>>1476660
Yeah, we're pretty great again.

>>1476660
I wonder how many wrestlers he's sucked off

>>1476714
Personally I'd be more interested to know who

>>1476635
So? He's never going anywhere

>>1476637
Delete yourself

>>1476635
literally who?

Paige and Alicia Fox

All of them because girl farts are delicious.

Becky seems like the type that would giggle after a cheeky fart

>>1475881
>women are attracted to successful men and men are attracted to hot women
What did evolution mean by this?

>current wimminz champ is a blond
>all 3 singles champs have blond gfs currently employed in the 'E
The more things change, the more they stay the same.

>>1475881
Reminder that Dean and Miz combined make roughly half the wrestler of RuRu

>>1475738
>did Darren Young do a good job on....

No.

His new theme is alright.

>>1475738
No, he did great.

>>1475683
>YWN suck his little asian dickk

>>1475683
How could you even get through his match he was god awful

>>1475683

>finding this guy cute
>not even that cute, just small and kinda effeminate
>meanwhile ignoring that sexy baguette from later on

>>1475605
AJ won't get the title until Vince finally buys TNA.

Why don't you Marks understand this?

>>1475605
If anyone should be a big time Heel stable, it's the Wyatts.
They have the gimmick, the numbers, the longevity, they're spearheaded by a home-grown guy.
AJ is too over to lead a monster Heel stable, anyway. It'd just be weird seeing them slaughtering people. They're best as a kind of cocky, Tweenerish, charming and semi-comedic group of douchebags who just so happen to kick ass.

>>1475613
Vince doesn't like Bray Wyatt.

I'm not surprised though considering he's actually Fedora man and always going around thinking he's smarter than everyone else

>>1475554
>you will never jizz in her armpits and then lick them clean as she holds you in a headlock

Why live?

That's not Natalya.

That's Rin Nakai.

She's a womanlet beyond belief and already has a failed UFC career.

Vince McMahon for being a low-brow comedy curmudgeon.

>tfw this is part of her job

I see no wrong.

Will be a glorious shitposting day when Punk beats that kiddo mikey gall

Cant wait to see cucters tears

>>1474978
Phil aint winning nothing

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>>1474983
So he IS winning something?

or they make enzo his manager and he won't need charisma

>enchant for backstage politics

bitch pls, he makes vince harder than diamonds

Who needs charisma when your partner in crime is one of the most over mic talkers in recent years

>Kevin Nash
>Charisma
Literally none

No

No, that would be sexist and slut shaming

No

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>>1474627
>he thinks that pic is real

>>1474632
Will Alberto have to come to the aid of Paige during said match?

And will Ric Flair come to the aid of Charlotte?

Will this lead to a feud between the two men?

>>1474501
When you get older you shrink, you'd notice if you saw your parents once in a while.

>>1474501
The back bones, called vertebrae end up pressing closer together, which makes a person lose a little height and become shorter. Another reason why some older people shrink is because of osteoporosis

>>1474501
I want Charlotte to force me to sniff her strong, potent farts. I would pretend to not like it so she would let out all her gas straight into my face

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>>1474475
>Mike

It exists.

>>1474475
literally who?

>>1474470
Retarded tattoos and incredibly overrated. If you are mentioning him in the same breath as Bobby Heenan, kill yourself.

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>>1474470
Too skinny to look threatening, his face looks like a skeleton with skin, his commentary sucks but can be easily ignored.

>>1474470
Based