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>>1467395
No, as long as Cass gets rid off his disgusting fat and gains muscle mass.

>>1467395
Hey man I'm the one that usually posts edgey shit around here

>>1467404
>wanting someone to stop wrestling because you fear for their safety
>"edgy"

>>1467042
>Orton
>real man

He literally injured himself taking out a garbage bag

>>1467061
Actually, he injured himself so he wouldn't need to work a program with Deanetty

>>1467042
>Boreton

>>1466639
Yes
Lolbasaur because he is an edgy contrarian

>>1466639
What's Pokemon Go and why does everyone talk about it?

>>1466914
yeah i dont know what the fuck it is either. must be an american thing

>>1466575
ooooh did you also chant wrestler's real names at them?

how thicc was dana in person

based roman working the smarks

I'm cringing at the thought of bland Darren winning the title. It will be the worst IC reign since Marc Mero.

And you KNOW Darren will when after all of the non-effort put into the terrible promos with Backlund.

>>1466648
Shut the fuck up. Darren young is based

Doesn't the crowd chant "AAAAWFUUUUL"? That used to be a thing a few years back, think Morrison started it in their feud but idk, they do also chant "Miz TV" along with him so who knows

If thats the case, Miz is truly the GOAT, getting actual heel heat and the crowd on his side if he wants to, the IC title is below him at this point

was pretty lame and a work

Made me side with her because she reminds me of myself. The "bad" child of the family who is screaming that their sibling is just pandering to mom and dad and actually gets up to all kinds of evil shit when their back is turne.d

>>1466536
That's shows mental incompetence on your part. In real life, and in storyline, Stephanie is clearly the one who pandered to her parents to gain power, Shane fucked himself by trying to make his own way. That's not just reality, it's actually the storyline too. Do you not pay attention to your man drama?

'no'

>>1466451
>WWE putting any effort into their sets apart from WM in 2016

shiggy diggy doo

New Logo is it.

is pokemon go the most successful launch ever

>>1466420
based

>>1466420
>tfw you live in the middle of nowhere so there's no pokemons, gyms, or poke stops around

>tfw you will never find a qt3.14 to poke hunt with you

>>1463191
Yes

>>1463191
Based Ankit Karki

Yes

When she was on TV every week I would take my underwear off and jack off whenever she was on screen. Now my dick won't even get hard when I see the current wwe 'women'.

>>1462491
I'm pretty sure that's what they are going for. Then again I thought they wouldn't be fighting until battleground so who knows what's happening.

>>1462491
I am nervous about WWE going full final deletion..

>>1462491
It won't be a match. It'll be a cuhrazy comedy skit with lots of horror movie and game references

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>>1460625
>fans still chant CM Punk's name 2 years after he left, begging him to come back
>Ryback is forgotten 2 days after he quit, literally no one gives a shit

kek

>>1460653
Hi Phil!

>>1460625
CM Punk said the Ryback missed the table. Looks like he landed on the table in that gif. Does CM Punk do nothing but lie and be a whinny babby?

>>1460268
>ur a faget

Did I help?

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>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for this theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

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>>1460275
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time

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http://www.goodtherapy.org/learn-about-therapy/issues/abandonment
http://energeticsinstitute.com.au/abandonment-trauma-grief-adult-relationships/
https://happinessweekly.org/2013/08/28/the-abandonment-complex-and-how-to-cope-with-it/
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http://www.abandonment.net/abandonment-frequently-asked-questions
http://energeticsinstitute.com.au/abandonment-trauma-grief-adult-relationships/
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-many-faces-addiction/201006/understanding-the-pain-abandonment
http://psychologia.co/abandonment-issues/
https://www.jordangrayconsulting.com/2014/03/abandonment-issues/

>>1460188
Brock's legs are almost as scrawny as CM Cuck

>>1460188
I can't wait the moment cm punk returns to the wwe, so this retarded ass daily threads stop.

>>1459634
Shes had multiple abortions. Her vagina is haunted. Shes the most disgusting diva on the roster. Is there any girl trashier than her?

its just a phrase she uses

>El Patron has broken Paige's mind
His dick game must be fucking YUGE