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>>1476797
>I'm from Winnipeg....

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>>1476802
>Leaving out the best part of the quote

Vince has actually proclaimed he's greater than God

He beat God

>>1476795
He kinda is

I was right gay

well as long as we're on a wessling theme, maybe you guys can help settle something for me. how do you pronounce kayfabe?

i've always pronounced it "kayfabe". but, all my friends say it's pronounced "silly ass made up shit that wouldn't hold the attention of a 5 year old".

to cloud matters further, i went to the wiki and they said it was pronounced "several greased up men in their underwear poncing about on a stained mat performing homo-erotic foreplay before retiring to the shower room for a bit of bouncy bouncy".

and what is it with BiggiE rassling again? i thought Tupac killed him 20 years ago.

so confusing....

>>1477077
Continue?

>>1476762
Everybody on the ground will Smith selling crack, everybody on the ground will Smith selling crack

J-E-S-U-S!

>>1476762

what about smackdown beef?

Vince buried God

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>>1476568
So did he not beat Del Rio at Smackdown?

>>1476568
You don't bury cancer

i.e John Cena

what does this mean?

>>1476519
he potentially tested positive for steroids

>>1476513
Watch your words, what you speak is heresy against our God

My ass sure will if I ever run out of toilet paper

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>>1476205
I wonder if he'll be able to top his first one.

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>>1476224
Kek

>>1476173
He knew that Punk would injure his knee so he warned him because Ryan doesn't want to put someone else out of work.

How did Punk lift Ryback if he never did weights

>>1476173
Ryback is a coward who resorts to writing bullshit on the internet about succesful guys like CM Punk because he doesn't have the balls to say it to their faces, just listen to the podcast where punk says how he literally make ryback his bitch and call himself dumb as fuck because he knew if he stood up for himself he'd get his ass whopped.

So now he makes "cool" posts on twitter and shit insulting his superiors for the 3 guys who actually like him (that faggot cmpuke, carter and some other /asp/ie faggot) but everyone knows if punk was to actually bother to deal with this ryback would be running with his tail behind his legs like the pussy he is. And if he was dumb as fuck enough to actually accept the challenge we know his roided up ass would easily get beat in the octagon because despite all his muscles he actually has 0 fighting ability unlike CM punk who's been training all his life.

>>1476118
you already posted him

>>1476118
definitely this guy

I cringe when I see people say that he's underrated or that WWE should treat him better.

Ziggler sells like a cartoon

>>1476113
l-leaver her alone -- s-she's doing her best!

Reminder that the bloodiest match at Wrestlemania 32 was a women's match

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>>1476124
yeah bloody for the fans watching

Always felt as though Savio Vega was criminally underrated. If there is one ethnicity that has a glass ceiling above them, it gotta be Puerto Ricans. At least he got to headline a PPV.

>>1476121

Pedro Morales was WWWF champion.

>>1476136

Yeah, in the ducking 60's. Fuck off back to >>>/diy/ grandpa.

He says fuck a bella. He's Bryan and Brie's bull

>I'm sorry mister Tatsu, I promise I'll clean up my cups from now on just please don't hurt me. Noooo Yoshi stopppp aaghhhhhhhh

What did Stephen mean by this?

>>1476036
He went easy on the lil guy cause he's nice

A SHITTY FUCKING THREAAAD

Holy shit am i sick of these threads

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>>1475960
Do you Phil it?

>>1475928
>Punk wins MMA fight
>becomes champion
>lives happy life

>WWE loses even more fans
>Vince blames Paul
>Haitch gets fired
>becomes alcoholic
>Steph divorces him

nobody has won yet

Punk beating Triple H in summer 2011 would have been hotshotting. Stay mad mark.

>>1475928
I know.

>>1475897
Are you from Australia?

What the fuck is this

>>1475897
It's time to let it go, he's gone