Smackdown just announced the Return of the Gold Standard
Where were you when the /raw/tists were eternally BTFO
I'm hype, but they fucked up by announcing it.
RAW BTFO
HOW WELL THEY EVER RECOVER??
RAWtists literally on suicide watch
Did you miss me?
No, but my wife did
no, but my sister did
Shelton edition
BASED
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how is he comni back?
where did it say this
>announcing it instead of bringing him live
Come on
So RAW is the official /asp/ choice right?
>>1523901
only if you're a manlet nerd
>>1524072
shut it midget
he's a giant to you
JUST
>>1523839
The fuck is up with the camera angles?!
I just tuned in and this shit is pissing me off!
>THIS FUCKING CAMERA ANGLE THAT DOESNT CHANGE
Fuck
who and literally who?
also, 18+
>>1523611
These guys were around in the 90s already, you mong.
>outlaw wrestling
>Rusev and Lana will have a wedding in Plovdiv, Bulgaria
>Still no WWE show in Bulgaria
It sucks to be Bulgarian.
>rusev getting EVERYTHING he wants out of that relationship
How can he be so based?
>tfw the only wrestling show in Bulgaria featured dude weed lmao's
How long until she JUSTs him?
Who is going to be the #1 Contender?
Greetings, el rato
>>1523392
Mojo Rawley
first for becketty jobbing to based eva tonight
So, /asp/
Who is the general favourite? Or do you all h8 everyone?
Roman reigns because he works the smarks so hard they come from /wew/ and redditt
go back to /wew/ faggot
I think link is the best worker.
Why can't she give Hunter the son and heir he deserves? All she gives him is useless daughters. Is it her inferior Irish genes?
Shut the fuck up, man.
Um the male is the one that determines the sex of a baby.
Hunter is a beta male as proven by his history of dating manly women. He's a submissive cuck and his weak genes cannot produce a son.
Hey, Smackucks, how you doing? Ready for your big debut? We bRAWs had a pretty excellent show, thank you for asking, but I'm sure you guys will manage to keep up with us with such great talent as Deanetty, John Cena, Randy Orton (while he's trying to be face, no less), Fatass Wyatt, The Miz, Baron Corbin, Mojo Rawle-PFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm sorry, I can't keep this facade up any longer. What happened? I thought you were supposed to be the wrestling show? Weren't you supposed to deliver on the in-ring product? We get Finn Balor, Seth Rollins, Sami Zayn, Kevin Owens, Cesaro, the Tag Team division, the Cruiserweight division and the Women division and you fags get two hours of the Shield's Marty Jannetty, washed up carcasses that might as well retire and irrelevant mediocrity. I can't wait for Daniel Bryan and Shane McMahon to become forgotten and ignored by everyone. I can't wait to see your ratings go down and do worse than RAW every single week, like always. I feel nothing but pity for your sorry asses. Just kill yourselves while you're ahead, Smackdownsyndromes, spare yourselves the embarrassment.
I prefer the term cuckswithdowns.
>Jasethy
>Romanetty
>Ginger Bin Laden
>Fatfuck Kevin Slowens
>Memesaro
>Fag Team division
>Loserweight division
>Women's """"wrestling""""
Rawtist delusion
FUCKING DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
Oh...
That looks like complete ass
Blue ropes with slightly modified top.
>>1522999
It's the B-show, what'd you expect?
At least the announcers' table is back at ringside.
Thoughts on them to end New Day's reign?
>>1522966
I don't like the way WWE tells them to work. Very standard style.
Why did they have to split The Club? They had a nice thing going.
he needs to bust out some neckbreakers
Odds of based RKO going over at Summerslam?
slim and you know it
>>1522907
His chances went up after Brocks UFC blunder but they are still relatively low. Could be a good match if they both try.
40%
So out of the Kliq the only one that doesn't look like he belongs in a geriatric ward is Hunter. Not to mention he also ended up BY FAR the most successful.
This is what a life of abstaining from drugs and excessive alcohol consumption will do for ya, folks.
How will drug addicts ever recover from this?
Haitch is 70% HGH
>tfw 60 year old Nash is still more muscular than 80% of the roster
>>1522893
>X-pac STILL think he's in DX
The state of this man