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how long do you guys think it will take for /asp/ to turn in to a war zone about smack down and raw?
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already is lad
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Imagine if /asp/ existed in 2002 for the brand wars
>based Brock, Rock, and the Smackdown 6 vs fag Haitch's brand
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>Rock
Smarks hated him back then, wasn't until the Hollywood run on RAW that they liked him again
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Would a feminist heel gimmick work? Who would play the character? 2016-07-27 07:23:33 Post No.1527059
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Would a feminist heel gimmick work? Who would play the character?
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A radical feminist who hates all men and looks like a bull dyke.
Also im expecting the first tranny diva in wwe any day now
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Don't think it would work because crowds would cheer cause its progressive. If u really wanted it to be heel u could have Eva do it
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Would a cuck gimmick work?
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>the "no enhancements needed" line was my idea
What did Chris Jericho mean by this?
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based fucking JeriGOAT
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the fucking catchphrase machine has done it again
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Source lad
>Mr. Spaghetti Hair and King Autismo are the #1 contenders for the world titles
What a shit show.
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>>1526877
Fix smackdown
The first half sucked ass
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Kek, what a joke wwe is right now
What's up asp!!!!!! -shane mikmahan
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>>1526877
Pretty good show tonight, Shane. Only complaint is you gotta get rid of JBL, or at least tell him to simmer down a bit.
This is Sami Zayn's best attire. Name a better attire that Sami has. Protip: you can't
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>not wearing a turban and screaming allah akbar
>not doing a heel muslim gimmick
you fucked up senpai
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>>1526857
Op btfo
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>tfw NOBODY HALTING ME AT THIS TIME
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I don't give a fuck, I'm hyped about anyone that's not some random indie nobody.
Thank you based Gold Standard, get that IC title back
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I don't like indie wrestlers.
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>>1526813
Yeah, instead Botchamin is a nobody who got demoted to the C-squad of NJPW's feeder promotion
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Murder on Live Wrestling 2016-07-27 06:17:36 Post No.1526790
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This might be bit morbid but what if a distgruntled wrestler(Roman) went out to the middle of the ring and revealed a hidden gun and shoots a McMahon in the middle of the ring. What would happen to the business and would it film all the way through till the go to commercial?
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>>1526790
(You)
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>>1526790
I don't know but if they used blanks and did this as a work there would be some fucking ratings then
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>>1526790
yesterday during the battle royal I had to think about how often a guy from the audience will run into the ring, so why didn't an islamist terrorist already run into the ring during a battle royal and blow himself up together with 20 wrestlers in the ring? would be a good opportunity, just saying
it would probably be bigger than 9/11
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>get off work
>avoided spoilers for smackdown live
>got 6 taco tuesday tacos and a diet coke
>sit down ready to enjoy 2 hours of good wrestling
>fucking dolph "the jobber" ziggler wins a title shot over JOHN CENA
Fuck smackdown live. And fuck Shane.
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They also had an old man bury Heath Slater after cutting one of the best promos of his career
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>people mad that ziggler won
????
Also
>6(SIX) tacos
>diet coke
lmao
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>>got 6 taco tuesday tacos and a diet coke
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I HATE THIS MOTHER FUCKER FOR HIS CHEAP PROMO TACTICS AND BURIALS
1)this scumbag mother fucker will always mention how he visits sick kids in hospitals and also uses it as an excuse not to turn heel so he can make more money of merchandise >>HOW THE FUCK IS A HEEL SUPPOSE TO RESPOND TO THAT? IT FUCKING KILLS/BURIES EVERYTHING TO NOT GIVE THE PERSON YOURE CUTTING A PROMO WITH AN OPPORTUNITY FOR A RESPONSE
2)This sunnavabitch also uses kayfabe in his promos like when HHH called him an uncoordinated sloppy wrestler his response was "Well I beat you in the middle of the ring 1.2.3."
>>How the fuck is someone supposed to respond to this?? "You only won John, cause you were booked to win"
The only rebuttal to alot of his promos would expose the business as fake, in which the higherups and common sense would prevent.
The AJ Styles and CM Punk promos have numerous examples of this. This cancer's idol was hulk hogan and he took his cheap tactics too.
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>>1526774
Everyone loves BMJ now
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>hating on based BMJ
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>>1526774
He only uses that tactic when his opponent goes for the: U CANT WRASSLE! Cheap pop bullshit
It shuts them down everytime too
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>gotch tossed out first
>english tossed out during the commercial with no replay
>smack downs new era
how buried is this tag team right now?
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How far can a quirky 1920's wrestling gimmick go anyways.
They need to change gimmicks or die.
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what if they get a new gimmick where they change eras going upwards like theyll be ideal 1950s men complaining about the death of the nuclear family and no commies allowed
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>>1526819
this is a good idea desu
few months after that they come out as hippies with make love not war signs
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Wrestling moments that are guilty pleasure for you 2016-07-27 06:09:37 Post No.1526758
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Wrestling moments that are guilty pleasure for you
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>>1526758
>tfw i was an 11 year old mark watching this
>was so fucking happy that evolution finally died after they shit on the GOAT HBK for years
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>This is not goodbye forever. This is only goodbye for now.
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ITT: we laugh at smackdown 2016-07-27 06:06:05 Post No.1526746
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ITT: we laugh at smackdown
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>RAW posters only, go shit up some other threads you SD mongrels
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>that ref bump
wew lads Peter Griffin sold better
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>they drafted deanetty first
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
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From Concord, California, comes the most stylish, elegant, bewitching, eternally beguiling, contentiously charismatic, and fantastically fascinating woman to appear in this or any arena. Allow yourself to be seduced, enchanted, dazzled, and entranced by All Red Everything herself, Eva Marie!
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Based
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Based Eva getting more heat than anyone in the roster and she didn't even need to say a single word
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She was literally showing her titts, kek women wrestling is hilarious
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How long until either brand goes into crisis mode and Joe and Nakamura are called up to save the day?
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>Joe & Nakamura on SD
Would be absolutely based tbqh
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>smackdown was going to be so based
>aj, cena, orton, bray, and ambrose were going to create the most based top tier in years
>AA was ready to be awesome in the tag divison
>the miz was heeling it up in the midcard with up and coming guys to help get over
>based becky, bliss, and carmella were going to make a legit woman's division
>then a guy who's been jobbing to upper midcarders for years becomes #1 contender
fuck this, i'm back to being /likeitraw/
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This is where I lost all faith
>Cuts an amazing promo, literally ooozed charisma and had the crowd on his side
>Gets shit on by douchebag selfish Shane and then gored by an Old Man Who Should Be Retired
Shane's a dick
Daniel Bryan is milking a dead "movement"
Smackdown is the epitome of fucked
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>Yes it will be
>Yes they are
>Debut next week
>He still is
>They are, and Bayley is going to SD too apparently
>Needed a placeholder so after BMJ beats AJ, he takes the belt from Dean and saves the ratings.
I mean did you really want to see Bray vs Ambrose again?
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>dean's going to be holding on to the belt for a while
>bmj and aj are still feuding
>baron and apollo are literal whos right now and need time to be built up
>wyatt is one of the major players and can't eat the pin yet
they got a jobber to do the job, and we'll get a good match out of it
i don't see the problem