Shelton edition
BASED
A
S
E
D
how is he comni back?
where did it say this
>announcing it instead of bringing him live
Come on
Why would they fucking tell us
>American Alpha and based Shelton
TEAM SHELTON INCOMING
Shelton is shit. 18+
>spoiling a hype return with a fucking promo package
What the fuck, Vince.
Marking Out
AIN'T NO STOPPIN ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>post yfw they bring back mama benjamin
>>1524181
This is why WWE is fucking awful.
>>1524181
Probably thought people wouldn't remember him
SHELTDOWN LIVE
>The gold standard
Marked out lads
>Bray
>Dolph
>Barron
>AJ
>Cena
>Applo
It's gotta be Bray right?
John and AJ are both feuding. Can't be them.
Dolph and Barron are mehness.
Apllo is apllo.
>this promo
Maybe it is Dolph.
>black background
STATE OF THIS SHOW
This is the best thing I've heard in years. I can't believe I'm marking for Shelton Benjamin
TIME FOR PURPLE NIPS!
the fuck was with that monologue
>you now remember shelton runnin up that ladder to clothesline jericho
Time for Becky to job again.
So, will Becky lose again tonight?
And who will betray her next?
>>1524217
Probably Bray, Apollo too new.
>Shelton
Oh my fuck
I like the promos ringside after matches they are doing. Gives kind of a postgame feel.
smacucks committing mass suicide
who the fuck is in charge of production for this show?
Nattys farts probably smell orgasmic
>>1524173
>He's mad because he can't stop him
>>1524230
I remember him doing the flip onto a ladder and legit thinking he was probably dead
>Becky's thighs
Unffff
always had a soft spot for shelton
>trained in the dungeon
I heard this is actually bullshit. True/False?
>One of WWE's most intense rivalries
Come on, Mauro
That autistic move from becky
>Apollo Crews vs. Shelton Benjamin
>Nobody can tell the difference between the two when they're wrestling
>women wrestling
where the fuck is thicki?
Apollo Crews on pooicide watch
>Natalya's ass
Becketty is literally redd.it: the female wwe diva
Her entrance song sounds redd.it tier
All those wacky crazy unstable lunatic fridge cringe moves she does at her entrance are even more redd.it than balor's
She's the female version of deanetty
Wait, is Natalya a heel now?
DIVERSITY DOES NOT BELONG IN VINCES WWE
>>1524139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMp93a7AJGE [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMp93a7AJGE [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMp93a7AJGE [Embed]
>Shelton and American Alpha on SD'
BASED
>>1524263
I don't know because that's how I thought she met Tyson.
>>1524270
Honestly, you have to be autistic if you're a woman and actually want to be a wrestler.
Will the Gold Standard get the World Championship?
>Two wrestlers really hate each other
>Start the match by locking up
What do they mean by this?
Why does it sound like they're still pumping the crowd with fake noise?
Raw's set and stage is a lot better. This is almost as bland as pre-brand extension Smackdown.
>Fatalya vs some pikey
I'm falling asleep.
>>1524263
It's true.
>>1524263
It's just the term that Bret Hart uses to describe his basement, he calls it the 'Hart Dungeon'
>>1524263
Somewhat true she trained in Japan a lot also. Check out her on talk is Jericho it's a pretty good interview
>>1524263
Not really a dungeon just Stu Harts basement.
NO HARD CAMERA YAY OR NAY
http://www.strawpoll.me/10842668/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10842668/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10842668/
Wish JBL would fuck off desu
>>1524274
With cena
Is Becky's autism level over 9000?
>>1524280
Fuck off polturd. Lose weight.
KEK BUFFALO BILLS BTFO
what
the
fuck
becky went full autismo this match
"Straight Fire"
I just got done pissing and this fucking garbage is on. Can she just have a catchphrase that isn't retarded?
You can touch one of these ladies' butts free of charge, which one do you touch?
>>1524306
Go back to /b you swine.
Christ how much syrup does that dude need?
>>1524286
Hope so, he was so underutilized in his run he kind of deserves it
>Becketty
What was that dancing around all about?
>stwaight fayahhhh
jajajajajajajajaja
what the fuck is potato saying?
>>1524217
I hope ziggles finally gets his shot
Jbl fucking ruthless lol.
>>1524313
What does it even mean?
Is Becky autistic?
>smackdown
Holy fuck its so bad
How mutch until is taped again?
>WHY DIDN"T THEY PUT ALL THE WOMEN ON RAW????
>this match still going on
>that shitty battle royale exposing the razor thin roster
hoooo lads.
>>1524314
Natalya's
>>1524313
Stfu fat boy
>>1524314
Nattie no question
>>1524286
About 10 years too late. Shelton is like 40 now. He is being brought back just to held the younger guys. Rumors were that WWE was about to bring a bunch of older guys back to do the same.
I wonder who is the next vet to return?
>>1524318
I'd drink the whole fucking bottle if it was selana gomez putting it on.
>>1524337
ur fat
WE WANT ANGLE
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
WE WANT ANGLE
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
WE WANT ANGLE
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>1524332
why didn't they fire all the women?
jesus all this whining
>>1524286
If he didn't get it at his peak he's not gonna get it when he's pretty bad and 41 is he mate
WHERE IS MY WAIF ALEXA BLISS?
>>1524340
Carlito
>Natty's legs and ass
>Becky's legs split open with the camera teasing slightly
I think I like this new era
Give Shelton the WWE World Title desu
So does this mean we might actually get Carlito back and the Colons will be a stable?
I'd love to see Mr. Cool back
what about the gay fire
is becky problematic?
>>1524314
Nattie, it's the best natural ass, i dont wanna feel muscle butts made by squats
Are they seriously not even trying? I thought this was supposed to be a big competition for who has the best brand? This camera and production is giving me a fucking headache. You don't need to cut so much mid move and zoom in so fucking close
becky is p cool, do u guise agree?
>>1524314
Becky doesn't have a butt. True Irish lass. So Nattie wins by default.
>>1524353
>>1524343
Have sex
>>1524340
Krispin Wah
>>1524364
I still would
Why does Smackdown use the old music for commercials?
Production Team Botch
>kardashians and chlomo
mauro is fucking cancer
I'm too conditioned by the red stage and lighting that smackdown will always be the B show no matter what they throw out. Apollo crews fucking sucks and the theme song is dogshit.
>>1524364
is this real or shopped, she looks pretty bad there
Just got home. What have I missed?
Is Smackdown getting a womens title? What motivation does any woman on the SD roster have without a title.
I normally don't look too deep into wrestling kayfabe, because lests face it they don't either, but this completely takes me out of the show.
So apparently they renamed the WWE Championship to the WWE World Championship. Why though?
>>1524364
Would still fuck natty even if she looked like that
>inb4 of course you would you neckbeard virgin
>>1524368
Are those balls?
while we wait for Shelton Benjamin to come back, here's his interview with Chris Shillico from last year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_rI82re04I
>>1524368
Those pussy lips
>this dead as shit crowd
>>1524369
stay mad waifufag
This camera angle meme will get some getting used to.
#WeWantKevinDunn
>>1524368
Those are proven to be trunks
>>1524364
She looks like Pam from archer
>>1524368
Hopefully someone capped the same angle from this match, looked like it may have been showing about the same amount, but it went by too quick for me to see very well.
>>1524366
Finn's not a true Irish lad though so he cucks her with Bayley
>>1524379
It's real. It was during her gassy phase so when she farted the whole stadium smelled.
>>1524380
you missed a battle royal that Apollo won
>>1524340
RVD
BRING BACK BENOIT
>>1524386
Arbys
>>1524389
>Buffalo being well known for crowds
>>1524384
Universal > World
Stay mad smackcucks
>>1524399
Show me the proof.
>>1524355
You know it
Becky looks like a trap
Natalya looks like a soccer mom cat lady
How long has this match been
>>1524340
Carlito is the most projected
Apparently Angle turned down his offer and Trish Stratus said she's coming as a manager role
Nattie and Becky's biggest problem is that both are not very good at selling.
what the hell was that rollup attempt?
>>1524380
I had a pretty mighty diarrhea that took me out of the first half hour
>>1524408
this
>>1524380
apollo crews won a battle royal to be in the 6 man challenge to be the the #1 contender against dean at SS
other 5 men are John Cena, Ziggler, Corbin, AJ, and Bray
also shelton benjamin is Coming Soon
>>1524412
Yeah no.
>>1524412
>literal "you tried" title
seething
>>1524414
>anger management
Why do women wrestlers botch so much?
Also, why is it women wrestlers while the males are superstars?
god was that sloppy as shit
>tfw cena, orton, aj, and ADR are watching the show backstage and want to blow their brains out
feel bad for them 2bh
>>1524415
>He doesn't want deliver dongings to a thicc bored soccer mom
Die
EVEN STEVEN BOOKING
>>1524418
Thought becky sold that getman suplex well. Ayyy becky finally gets a win
Praise jesus, it's over. (Brought to you by The WOnder WOman movie trailer)
>>1524417
>/wooo/ filename
filtered
the camera makes them look like midgets in the ring
>>1524412
I like when JBL and Triple H argued over which title meant more at Wrestlemania 21
Triple H was all "this is the world title" while JBL said WWE IS the world
Nattie Fart BTFO
Based Bex
>>1524412
>posting ramen when he lost to an nxt midget
>>1524417
>angle turned down his offer
Are Nattie's tits fake?
this is the first time I've even bothered looking at a Womens match in a while, everything looks so sloppy, why do so many people seem to love Womens wrestling so much
oh good more of this 50/50 booking
BLISS
BECKY BALBOA VS ALEXA BLISS
Who Torrie here?
BLISS!
>Beck Balboa
what?
why is becky so horrendous on the mic...
>>1524428
>vaginas
That's hella gay bro
>>1524429
Michael Cole said "Wrestlers" and "Wrestling" the entire night yesterday
SHE'S SO SMALL
Becky is so autistic it hurts
ABSOLUTELY NO POP
Sorry Alexa...
is this a literal porn star
>Rocky Balboa
What did Becky "cucked" Lynch mean by this?
Mauro is great but he should stop with the pop culture references
>that becky promo
does she have the downs?
I'M A MAYMAYMAYMAYMAYMAYMAYMAYMAY
Alexa Bliss is hottest girl in WWE
>Naomi
PLEASE RETIRE
Bliss is bimbo hot and I want to fuck her.
>THE CITY OF SMACKDOWN LIVE
I don't know who this bitch is, but she's pretty hot in a bimbo sort of way. the white one, not the black one.
>Nigger
cringe
Dear KEK, please make it stop now.
What do her farts smell like?
>>1524314
Bliss.
>Bliss
FUCK YES
Naomi now? LOLHUH?
Carmella too!
WHEN'S EVA?
NAOMI'S ASS IS BACK!
CARMELLA IS HERE!
>tfw no bliss ass to use as eye covers when I go to sleep at night
Who are these women? Am I supposed to care?
>These post match interviews
>JOIST CALL ME BECKEH BAWLBOA BAYBEH
>bliss
My penis is getting ha ...
>black
Nevermind
I'm cringing so fucking hard
>>1524475
BLM
>thigh based fued
holy shit thank you Bryan
Carmella cringe
BECKY BALBOA BAYBAY
AND THIS RIGHT HERE IS CARMELLA
AND SHE'S HOT AS HELL
END THIS FUCKING SEGMENT
ALL OF THESE WOMEN CANNOT TALK
AH FUCK YES ALL RED MOTHERFUCKERS.
CARMELLA
BASED
who is this?
The state of this division.
Goddamnit. I wanted Smackdown to be #1, but this is a fucking trainwreck
cringing hella hard
Who the fuck are all these bitches
Muh SmackDown Live Wimminz Revolution
>Bliss
>Naomi
>Carmella
>Eva Marie
Lmao is this the jobbers division
no pops
oh shit
Yo, the set looks fucking dope.
Bliss is so fucking tiny. I want her to do pullups on my dick.
FUCK WOMEN WRESTLING
>Naomi AND Alexa Bliss
I want them to crush me with their butts
>all these women
Fucking kill me
>BLISS
YESSSS
>NIGGER NAOMI
NOOOO
>IGYY IZELEA
DFUQ
bliss is so qt
oh god this ratchet chick
>the absolute state of smackdown
>Eva Marie
>female Roman
They keep trying to push this bitch, but everyone hates her.
I'm bout to change teh station
>all these fucking literal whos
>being proud of being from a literal landfill
i've had all this shit muted. is any of this good?
>>1524495
Bliss sounded fine imo
>State of smackdown
My sides!
I was happy when Alexa came out, Naomi is so so but I let it go, then they let all these vanilla midgettes come out
>this segment
EVA MARIE HAS THE GREATEST HEEL ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
>A jobber royal
>Followed by this god awful Divas segment
Smackdown sure know how to have their viewers lose interest quickly don't they?
>Eva
Ruined.
>>1524479
semen
what is happening toppest of kek
>>1524479
either really dirty or really dainty. depends on if shes had a cheat day recently. either way wouldn't mind if she let one slip into a mic every once in a while
>RAW has the good divas
>Smackdown's division is somehow more interesting
RAW's Divas match was shit in comparison
>Booooooooooooooooo
i fucking hate women
>All Red everything
>Ring Robe is White with blue trim
>attire has golden accents
WHO ARE ALL THESE WHORES?
THEY DIDN'T GIVE MARIE A MIC OR A LINE.
Perfect
>This fucking titantron introduction
Holy shit is this real
>it just ends
>eva
This entrance holy fuck my sides (and my dick)
>Eva Marie
Smack Down destroyed
>Eva Marie gets Kevin Nash's Fingerpoke of Doom entrance speech
What the fuck was that segment
EVA MARIE
WEIRD ANNOUNCER
I'M DONE
MY SIDES ARE LOST IN SPACE
SHE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING
HOLY SHIT GUYS
>Carmella without Enzo and Cass
Wtf am i watching right now.
At least eva marie has great tits.
Bayley needs to be on Smackdown to save the women's division there
JBL can stop anytime
>>1524530
That entrance was fucking lit.
That was brutal
>this fucking Eva theme
holy fug that was hilarious
>>1524520
She's such shit in the ring. But she plays the crowd way better then Roman.
the crowd was fucking dead
OH FFS FUCK OF EVA SLUT WHORE
>RAW WINS
I hate Eva but good lord those tits
>eva marie comes out
Even the new divas are like gtfo. Lol. Woah maryse titties though
FUCK THE DIVAS
FUCK WOMEN'S """WRESTLING"""
TFW SMACKDOWN WHORES ARE SO MUCH HOTTER THAN RAWS
the hell was that lol
>>1524469
She is literally the second best diva out there, behind Becky.
>>1524536
Fartfag is that you?
Why are you fags complaining
That was a fap segment
>all red everything
>on the blue show
smackdownetty on cancellation watch
>>1524556
>fake tits
>great
That is... Actually a decent heel entrance.
Too bad she fucking blows.
>>1524514
XD SO LE FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!
women are cancer to wrestling
That segment literally had no purpose
>>1524552
Bruce Buffer always did that for his WCW appearences not just that one night
Eva Marie's gimmick is that she's the Female Miz
Jesus christ
Smackdown desperately needs Emma back.
I was team /smack/, but wow this show has sucked big time. All these botches and awkward interviews/entrances.
>the state of smackdown
Taped again after Summerslam
who /allredeverything/ here?
>>1524537
>>Smackdown's division is somehow more interesting
Lol literally how you dummy? Did you just watch this last segment? RAW clearly has the superior women.
I'm convinced somebody was playing a rib, that wasn't real was it?
Lol they just ended this segment so abruptly like "yeah.... were sorry guys let's just move on "
>>1524559
>"This could be the best night ever"
*Eva removes her robe, revealing her large bust and cleavage*
>"YES!"
>Eva STILL working the marks
TOP FEMALES ON MIC
>Alexa
>Naomi
>Nattie
SHITTERS
>Eva Marie
>Carmella
>Becky
What the fuck just happened guys
That shit was surreal
A fucking fever dream
SMACKDOWNIES on suicide watch
the state of this shit show is dnc convention tier
my sides or in orbit
>>1524469
Naomi isn't that bad.
She gets a lot of unwarranted hate.
>>1524593
Based
>>1524577
>KEK MONTGOMERY PUNK
>>1524577
If you hate fake tits why are you even watching wrestling?
1. Carmella needs to quit the Enzo gimmick, because if she's solo it's just not working kids.
2. Why the fuck are you bringing out every woman on smackdown and then just moving on? Announce a women's belt or something, or who gives a shit?
3. Eva Marie is trashy as fuck.
>>1524469
She is one of the best divas wwe has.
>>1524594
They're literally the worst fake tits I've never seen
This MizTV segment could either mark a fucking AMAZING return or it's gonna be the worst segment of the entire show
>>1524577
Sucks to have an Indian boy, doesn't it Phil?
WHO WOULD /FUCKEVAMARIE/ HERE?
So I'm noticing that WWE is interviewing winners after the matches. Why? Is it to make it more legit and MMA like?
I WANT TO FUCK ALEXA BLISS!!!
POST ALEXA
>>1524574
>calls someone a fag while using a trip
huh?
>>1524558
SD is already getting Nikki bc of Cena but if they get Bayley then RAW gets Asuka who's 10x better than Bayley...
>>1524585
She will be out for a while with that back injury.
>>1524595
Not sure Eva Marie knows what the word Work means considering her wrestling ability
so.. no womens title on smackdown or what?
Everybody seems so anxious, Come on Smackdown Just calm down and do more shit and fights out of the ring.
>JOIS CALL ME BECKEH BAWBOA BAYBEH
What did she mean by this?
Eva gonna get a Roman level push even though she is a worse botch machine then Sin Cara.
>>1524537
obviously this is Konnor but what's the fucking context this gif is glorious
>>1524610
Hello.
I'm going to marry Eva Marie!
Those bottoms she was wearing looked a bit small.
>>1524582
Micheal Buffer was on WCW, Bruce is the one on UFC
>>1524604
This desu
Will the segment continue after the break because that was awkward as fuck
>>1524604
Carmella needs it because without it she has nothing. She just needs to do it faster and make it flow better.
This is fucking great, based fucking Eva
>>1524615
>being a newfag
>tfw old smackdown was better than this dogshit
Creative guy 1: What should we do after the Becketty/Nattie match?
Creative guy 2: How about an interview with the winner?
Creative guy 1: Sounds a little boring. How abut if during the interview we have Bliss interrupt. Then every diva on the roster will come down the aisle!
Creative guy 2: Oh yeah! then they could all challenge each other for the new Smackdown divas title!!!
Creative guy 1: Nah, then we just end the segment after they all come out.
Creative guy 2: Sounds good, I'll set it up.
So how do they salvage these women and the tag teams?
There's kind of no top prize at the top of their respective divions
>>1524621
Must be some sort or Irish serpent
>>1524580
Faggot
>>1524599
She's absolute trash. I hope her equally shitty Uso husband Benoits her and then himself.
>>1524589
>Raw clearly has the superior women
>Horseface Banks and Ric Flair after getting a sex change operation
>Cheap british slag
>Watching the WWE female wrestlers for anything other than fap material
ALL THE BEST DIVAS AT SD
RAW GOT THE TRANNIES
SD WINS AGAIN
>>1524603
>watching it for the women
>wrestling is the only place to look at women
>Evas titties
YES! YES! YES!
BARAB
COROC
>>1524634
Women's tag belt
Corbing sounds like a teenager angry his parents did not let him go to a concert
Smackdown really needed Paige, especially when RAW already has Charlotte, Sasha, Dana, and will probably get Bayley.
Smackdown needs a combination of Paige, Emma, and/or Nikki to really help their situation. Maybe even make Maryse a wrestler again.
>>1524626
Fuck me getting them confused
>>1524604
Yeah I thought they were going to end the segment with Shane coming out to announce a new title... Then just went to commercial.
Barron would look better with facial gair.
Yes or no?
>>1524610
>The state of smackdown
Anyone have those crying smackdown wojacks?
BASED FUCKING EVA MARIE WORKING THE SMARKS WITH HER MASSIVE FAKE TITS
Hi Miz
>>1524599
She has honestly turned into a decent wrestler. I think she has improved a lot the past few years.
Marise>Lana
>>1524589
Mate what did the women do yesterday on RAW
That match was shit, Smackdown had Bliss debut and run a decent promo. Yeah it went to shit from there but it was still better than RAW
It wasn't supposed to be like this brehs...
>>1524632
>tfw the old guuys that made smackdown are either drugged up, retired, making movies or just plain gone to shit
Can we just pretend we're back in 2006?
You know, when SmackDown was the superior product, not this shit.
>>1524642
She knows too. That's the best part.
Based Miz
>Miz TV
Uh oh, this is really going downhill.
SMACK
DOWN
LIVE
>>1524616
RAW is already getting Asuka, Ibuka, Shinsuke etc because he wants that jap demographic for RAW ratings
>>1524655
please get your eyes tested
>state of smacucks
I don't like Eva Marie, she looks too much like my older sister
>female division
>Miz
Raw already won this week.
Does Maryse really talk like this or am I getting worked?
>>1524655
Thems fighting words
>>1524642
fug how can rawtists even compete
Crips all day nigga
>>1524573
EL OH EL
>>1524642
She look fucking hot nigga. Big tits.
>>1524636
>>>/wew/
THE MIZ. THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE
>>1524660
AND I WON'T BE DENIED
>>1524655
easily
>>1524642
Holy shit
HEY
E
Y
Shoot JBL now.
>>1524623
Think it was the first time demon Balor come out for the tag match between Ascension and Itami/Balor
BASED MIZ
Not even surprised
The worst Miz TV
welp I'm done
>>1524676
jesus
Who's going to interrupt? Ryder?
>teasing Orton
>>1524642
This is why they want to push Eva to the moon. She has a great look.
I SAID IT ON THE LAST THREAD
THE MIZ IS HIS OWN FUCKING GUEST
WHO IS WRITING THIS SHIT
SOMEONE CALLED IT
HES HIS OWN GUEST
LMAO
SMACKKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>1524651
No need, we're objectively superior to raw betas
>no horse face trannies
>based miz
>based bmj
>based AJ
>based Shelton
>the actual world title
>based mauro
You literally cannot compete even if you tried. This isn't an opinion, this is an objective scientific fact.
>>1524669
I love Eva Marie, she looks so much like your older sister.
>>1524632
This first episode has been a fucking train wreck. I hope the main event saves this shit.
Blue mics are lit
>>1524577
>fake tits
everyone knows it's fake. it's about suspension of disbelief
>>1524669
post ur sister
AHAHAHAH STATE OF THIS FUCKING SHOW
FUCK OFF AHAHAH NEVER WATCHING THIS SHIT AGAIN CDEFG SHOW
>>1524679
With the second sexiest manager in WWE history!
BASED MIZ THE ONLY TRUE HEEL
THE LEGEND KILLER
>>1524692
M O J O
O
J
O
>Alexa bliss will never wrestle barefoot
Goldberg save us.
>>1524697
shush the Awesome one is talking
This could not be going any worse
>>1524641
Back to /wew/ with you
>>1524695
The Miz.
>>1524633
I regret declaring for sd
>>1524669
Post sister plz
BASED MIZ
>>1524699
Worked
>Calling himself the Legend Killer
THAT'S GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT
>booking Randy in two fucking talking segments in the same week
this segment
THANK YOU ORTON
>>1524404
>he cucks her with Bayley
I like how the cuck meme has distorted the real definition of the word so widely that people think having a threesome or just fucking someone elses partner is cuckoldry. I imagine real people with cuck and cuckold fetishes looking at this and getting pretty butthurt.
>>1524676
is she dead?!?!
based miz best heel in the company
RUINED
>>1524684
OMG DID YOU SEE THE PROMO GUYS?
HE'S BACK!
LEGEND KILLER
LIVE SEX CELEBRATION WITH MIZ AND MARYSE?
WHERE CAN I FIND THE PAIGE BRAD MADDOX SEX TAPE?
BASED RKO
Randy for IC Champion?
That guy who said he'll never watch WWE again if Miz ends up interviewing himself.
Follow through buddy.
SMARKS ABSOLUTELY WORKED BY BASED MIKE
>promise to be the wrestling show
>divashit and Miz talking segment
But why?
never thought I'd actually be glad to see orton
No one gives a shit about orton anymore? Fucks wrong with the crowd
>there are people who dislike the Miz
He's fucking great
>>1524721
WORKED
>Randy IC Title run
Might be cool?
>jobber royal, exposing the roster issues
>only two titles
>a six-pack challenge
>literally back to the divas division
>no big announcements or returns except a Benji video package
Vinny worked me. He set up me to think things would be great. God fucking damn it.
>>1524701
I doubt it since they'll be using the meme cam for 90% of it and you won't be able to see shit
>>1524715
>Balorina likes Women's """"""""Wrestling""""""""
Based Viper
>>1524676
That actually looks cool as fuck.
>>1524732
BASED!!!
Benoit is BACK!
>>1524644
Could've had one if the didn't split the women up
BASED RANDY ELEVATING MIZ TV
thank goodness orton is here
>>1524715
>implying I didn't start /wwe/ general #3
Orton really needs a new theme song
RANDY IC TITLE RUN CONFIRMED
Boring Orton id boring. Simply boring. Everything about him bores me - his look, his presence, his matches, his voice. He's the very embodiment of boredom.
wait so why is Randy on both shows
>>1524741
Good to know Cesaro got proven wrong too
>>1524738
He's facing Brock buddy.
>>1524744
>there are people who dislike the Miz
They're called "marks" friend
>blandy boreton
welp that's it I'm a #rawpieceofmeat now
If you hate based miz you are a pathetic faggot he is superior and you are not you stupid neckbeard smark loser.
best heel best wife 100% talent
our inter-contentential campion
Eve Marie is so fucking sexy. If only she could wrestle.
Randy over as fuck
>>1524735
If you tweet Paige your address, she'll mail you a copy.
Source: I did this, blew my load fifty times
Orton in the IC title picture
sure i guess
>>1524761
>both shows
what?
>>1524760
Hit the gym and then get some sex ya nerd
>>1524760
This /thread
>>1524743
it's not the crowd that is the problem.
It's your ugly mom, that blocks my TV, with her stinking Vagina.
>>1524758
Yea Voices is shit
>>1524763
Maybe he'll be IC Champ by then.
>>1524642
She got nothing on the Queen of Strong Style
NOT PG
>that sign that says "Hillary for Hell"
loving every laugh
>"You suck Randy!"
THE END OF THE PG ERA IS HERE LADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>face Randy
orton over as FUCK
his wife is in the ring. How is that even an effective joke?
I swear to god if we get a 30 minute women's segment every tuesday I'm canceling the network
Orton based on the mic. .
Hardly boring. Keep it pg though randy
PG BTFO
OH FUK
MIZ SHOOTING ON BLAIR WITCH PROJECT
>>1524761
he's officially with smackdown but he has a match with brock at summerslam
>>1524758
He needs his old Legend Killer theme and gimmick back
BASED ORTON BLEW BROCK THE FUCK OUT, JERICHO, NOW MIZ. HE NEEDS TO GET DRUNK MORE OFTEN
Based fucking Orton
RANDY MORE OVER THAN DEANETTY
>>1524773
they just said he would be on Raw next week, didn't they?
LEGEND
KILLER
2.0
Legend Killer is back?!
HEY!
VIPERVILLE IS A NEW THING NOW?
>viperville
could this be any more cringe?
>miz jsut exposing how shit he is compared to jericho
wtf is the point of this segment
I fucking missed Randy he is so fucking based
>>1524788
hes a cuck
orton just exposed him
Jesus Christ, put the strap on Orton right now.
>>1524790
>Kurt angle on a dying show.
>>1524780
Wait, that's not Asuka
>>1524776
Hey if ur into black women by all means my man.
>>1524788
She gets the bbc while miz whacks it in the corner.
LEGEBD KILLER GIMMICK RETURN
>>1524795
>Going back to an old gimmick
No
blair witch tho
who /viperville/ here?
L E G E N D
K I L L E R
C O N F I R M E D
HEY NOTHING YOU CAN SAY
>Brock and Randy will never encounter each other because they're on different shows
>Viperville actually getting over
What
FUCK THE ONLY ONE WHO IS GOOD WITH MIC AT RAW IS JERIGOAT FUCK LADS WE FUCKING LOST
Perky randy is weird i don't know what to think.
>>1524782
No surprise coming from the trailer trash, gun-toting, neo-nazi's that inhabit the crowds of a wrestling show.
Feels bad being one of the only progressives who watch wrestling :(
>>1524799
didnt hear anything about that
Holy shit he sounds so much like his dad now.
>>1524799
brock will be on raw, deafboii
LEGEND
KILLER
VERSION
2.0
HE'S BACK
Smarks before Orton got injured: Randy Orton is boring I hope he gets released
Smarks after: man Randy Orton is underrated! Great wrestler!
RANDY FOR INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!
H E Y
E
Y
Bring back "Burn in my Light!"
>>1524821
>this pathetic rawcuck defense force
>>1524807
>Jesus Christ, put the strap on on Orton right now.
Fixed
>>1524813
>Balorina
>not homo
WHAT TEHF UCK IS THIS HSIT
FUCK THIS SHOW
RAW DIDNT HAVE A BULLSHIT PROMO SEGMENT HAHAHAAH
SMACKUCKS SEETHING
Maryse is literally perfect
>L E G E N D K I L L E R
>E
>G
>E
>N
>D
>K
>I
>L
>L
>E
>R
randy was born for reaction gifs
>>1524832
N O T H I N G
O
T
H
I
N
G
>>1524831
one botch. Cherrypicked to its finest
ORTON BRINGING THE FUCKING HEAT
NOTHING YOU CAN SAY
RANDY IS TOO FUCKING BASED
PG BEING SPANKED BY RANDY
I bet Miz is a great catcher
RKO Miz and Maryse both
Orton bout to catch a fine for breaking PG-era
NOT PG!
>Miz getting cucked.
>Face Randy getting cheap pops
Kill me.
WOW...Randy is really allowed to get away with some shit. Being friends with HHH pays off...
oh fuck
MIZ PEGGED
P
E
G
G
E
D
BASED FUCKING RANDY
NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG
>>1524827
I'm a super retard I guess, sorry.
R A N D Y
18+
PITCHING AND CATCHING
BTFO PG SMARKS
>>1524839
What do you call The new days celebration, and Enzo and cass's speil?
>>1524838
Sorry I dont fit your fantasies you homo jabroni.
Randy based as fuck
Fuck pg Randy gives no fucks
>>1524829
Randy right now is on point. He is killing Miz on the mic. Odd to see Randy actually looking like he is invested in wwe ahain. The guy has been phoning it in for like 5 years.
>RANDY SINGLEHANDEDLY KILLING PG
>Miz's reaction to Maryse accepting the match
My god man this guy is pure gold
Randy is the GOAT
VIPERVILLE BOYS
First the steroid joke at Lesnar now this based Orton doesn't give a single fuck
>randy trying to get suspended for more vacation time
POST YOUR FACE WHEN
>RAW stays PG
>Smackdown goes TV-14
YOU WANT A MESH WITH HIM
HE EXCETS
Lol wwe raided Noah again.
>title isn't on the line
this is so fucking bad. hold me /asp/
Orton literally said Miz takes it up the ass from Maryse
THIS ISNT PG VINCE
REREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>RANDY ENDING PG ERA
>Randy Orton's new gimmick is the PG Killer
HOW HARD DO YOU FUCKING MARK
>>1524676
That was Paige's fault. Clearly.
>it's not for the IC title...
MAKE THE IC TITLE GREAT AGAIN!
If they dont save this 2nd hour then /raw/ has officially won.
>yfw Randy beats Miz and goes for his IC Tile and wins it
BASED ORTON SAVING SMACK DOWN
>>1524831
Pretty much every woman in WWE is a botch machine. It's not fair to single out one of them.
MIZ GET PEGGED
RANDY TO TAKE US TO THE MA15+ ERA
>>1524872
Randy was the King of Smackdown. Maybe he feels he owes the brand something, and maybe he is going to give us vintage Randy.
>>1524888
A Fucking Clown
Great now my wifes son is asking me what "pitching and catching" means.
I thought this show was strictly PG?
>>1524888
>stop being entertained by good micwork
Fuck off
>>1524888
>not knowing how post timers work
Back to wew with yew cuck
>>1524893
>RKO: a boring company where the concept of dirty jokes does not exist
starring Randy Orton
>>1524767
this desu
>>1524884
WHAAW
WHAAW
HOW THERE YOU
HOW THERE YOU SAY THAT
>>1524883
S-SHUUUT UP THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN.
SMACKDOWN WILL FOREVER BE THE SHITDOWN.
>>1524676
You break your neck on a reverse-rana when you do it right.
>>1524888
Who does the pitching and catching in your relationship?
Oh wait you've never had a girlfriend lol
>>1524901
to be fair i'd let every "women's wrestler" on this roster botch on my dick tbqhfam
>>1524883
one problem: john cena
>>1524911
Just tell him he's talking about baseball.
>>1524847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b80xEc37jXM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb2GkZgnci4
Just a few, and pic related is the worst fucking finisher I've ever seen.
Post YFW Miz likes it up the ass
>>1524921
It's going to happen.
>Smackdown got based Randy "Fuck PG" Orton
>Raw got a roid abusing part-timer who won't even bother to show up
>>1524903
>>1524883
>>1524927
There is no problem
http://www.sportingnews.com/wwe/news/john-cena-wwe-blood-profanity-cursing-attitude-era/113lm4bw4lw6f10mra8ogw0jo8
>>1524931
Maryse is making me diamonds tonight.
>>1524883
>>1524925
YOu sound like youve never had sex
>>1524925
>wanting Nia Jax near your dick
disgusting
>>1524929
Have you never had an ass fly into your face at high speeds?
It's a silly finish but it's effective
1 not shit thing happens and suddenly it's
>based smackdown
Nigga y'all clutching at straws lmao
>>1524948
Sounds like you are the triggered one, Sally. You boyfriend put it in too hard last night?
SD CONFIRMED FOR 18+ SHOW
RAWKEKS CAN KEEP JERKING OFF TO THEIR LEPRECHAUN
>>1524883
>>1524883
>>1524279
Kill yourself false flag nigger
>>1524883
Push that fucking black dude in the blue shirt instead of Apollo.
>>1524843
New Thread lads
>>1524824
the only thing you fucks are progressing is the downfall of society. you all claim to be the oppressed people yet the media and hollywood both push your bullshit nonstop. you play the victim because you are weak. hillary is by far the worst options we could ever have.
also so far raw has won.
RANDY DED
>>1524883
>Implying you aren't BLACKED daily with your mom by Tyrone and Tyreece's BBCs
Orton is like our cool uncle that we don't like in public, but low key idolize.
>Orton screaming Fuck
GOD DAMMIT NO
>>1524883
>>1524944
I'm not saying he wouldn't be down, I'm saying vince won't have his top kidmerch man on a tv 14 show. Especially after the demise of Roidman Reigns
Can anything save smackdown from being BTFO by raw at this point?
RANDY CUSSING UP A STORM
TOP KEK
ALREADY DED
>>1524929
What does she call that move?
>>1524953
Compare that to Asuka's which actually looks like it hurts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar9PSn14qmw
With that swearing I legit though Orton was hurt there
>FUCK
Is he legit hurt again bros?
>>1524883
RKO
K
O
>>1524997
The BLM Bomb
A new form of rest spot?
Alright. When do we get the Viperville shirts?
R K O
K
OUTTA NOWHERE
>>1525001
Asuka's based af
https://youtu.be/DaCyJb2UPVE
wtf are they doing
>lion king
>gucci mane
otunga is decent lads
Raw and sd both having their undercard champions losing on the first nights of the brand extension, literally making the titles look worthless
>mfw
>>1525047
The difference is Rusev is the dominate heel that wins all of his matches cleanly, while Miz is the coward that defends by the skim of his teeth.
SIGN HEATH SLATER
Heath is over as fuck