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both of them do. Cuckiel Cryan and Spaghetti-o-mac will copy raw and introduce the women's andromeda championship

>>1520613
I believe they will call it the WWE Interstellar Female's Championship.

>>1520619
Implying it won't be the Bra and panty championship constantly bouncing back and forth between Carmela/ Alexa/ Naomi

RAWTISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH

RAW
>Universal championship
>Women's championship
>US championship (based Rusev)
>Cruiserweight championship
>Tag team championship

smackdown
>WWE championship held by Deanetty
>IC championship held by The Jiz
>...

>>1520597

Smackdown has BMJ therefore is superior.

he won't

probably get jobbed out to rusev

yes, but vince won't do it

until he's future endeavored two years from now

if Smackdown and Raw are truly meant to compete, then Ramen can't be the face of the company, nor a babyface at all because Raw would get destroyed in the ratings

Don't worry family, he'll get a redemption storyline soon and you can believe that.

A fucking leprechaun

>>1520495
>>>>RAW'S """"""TOP""""" """"""DRAW"""""
>>>>CAN'T EVEN REACH THE """"TOP"""" """"SHELF""""

>>1520615
Kek

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Based Roman working the smarks

FedoRamen pls.

>samoan ryback

his push is over my friend, he'll be jobbing on main event by this time next year
and you can believe that

begging you to have sex

>>1520496
>it's a kissless permavirgin begs people to have sex episode

mostly cause Jasethy was not on my TV, not even for a minute

>>1520487
he was tho

>>1520475
I actually liked it though that sasha botch match with Charlotte was overrated.

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>>1520466
Smackdown gets jack shit Raw gets
>The Cruiserweight division
>Most of the female talent
>Most of the superstar talent
>A new belt stupid
>Most of the tag team talent

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Nice falseflag, RAWtist
You can keep your shit "Universal Championship" to yourself. You lost the title and so you had to make your own title for your losers.
Also, have fun getting cucked by women :^)

>>1520466
We will see tomorrow

That's cool, but how's their fart games?

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>>1520448
Didn't even see the match but this is such shitty b 8.

>>1520454

Sasha nearly killed herself with a basic dive through the ropes.

It's a storyline

why does he look so fucking based all the time

that adderall focus/.

You're from /wooo/ aren't you?

>>1520386
wtf is /wooo/?

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>>1520380
Oh my god those thighs

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>leave Cuck Manlet Phil to me

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1 Year : 128 Days : 00 Hours : 02 Minutes still in the 2015 Royal Rumble match.

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Sure about that?

> SashA+ is champ
> Roman BTFO by vanilla midget
Seething

>Seth vs Balor for the new title on Summerslam
>Dean is still champ and he pinned Roman to retain the title
Very mad, they'll just damage control by posting something about roman somehow working the smarks or how Battleground and MITB are irrelevant

you can tell how ass ravaged someone is if they bother making a video or gif of them eating popcorn

>>1520337
autism

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>>1520337
That's a big pizza.

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Actually you didn't, you can quit pretending to be a girl now. Spare yourself further humiliation

>>1520329
Who?

>>1520331
Crasher Wake from Pokemon Diamond and Pearl.

>>1520333
Gym Leader or something?