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can't understand a word that this mushmouthed island nigger is saying

kek what a butthurt racist fake australian

He's kinda like a nigger lol

ryback is so poor from jobbing that he is a prostitute now wtf

I want wooo to leave.

Jim cornette is gonna die of a heart attack soon. His latest response to Russo was filled with so much hate and anger. That's not healthy

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>>1521409

That's a Grade A smark. See pic attached.

'Anti-smarks' are the guys who bullied you in school who packed arenas before 2004 holding beers and cheering for badasses. In 2016 they are the ones not beholden to nerd group-think and are able to call wrestling for what it is:

>a huge shitshow of pussy-looking manlets supported by thousands of fat nerds who Corporate McMahon is milking by the teats for every ounce of disposable income they can produce

>shane'o boring: what's up [insert city]!!
Mick literally does the exact same thing

Raw cucks on suicide watch

>AA against the usos

yfw their stereo Superkicks get turned into Ankle Locks

>>1521350
You spelled faggot wrong op

>>1521356
for you

Finn ballor is a manlet faggot

>>1521335
I'm interested to see if it's going to be a gimmicky looking piece of plastic trash, to fit with the gimmicky, plastic name.

>>1521335
I am happy to be in the service of the creation and smacked the shyt out of anyone who thought of that name

Scust in all aspects

>>1521335
I like its name, it feels like raw is saying "fuck you smackdown! you have a world title? thats cute, we have the UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP!" its petty and competitive, which is perfect

>>1521331
It will become WWE network exclusive once their current deal with USA expires

>>1521331
No because kids will like anyone as long as he's a booked as a good guy

You really think they're gonna push Indy midgets?

>>1521308
Did they?

>>1521315
>implying Finn would cheat on Albert

DELETE THIS

>making threads because he's upset I'm mocking Finn and Roman

Carter, stop spamming.

Best timeline desu

>>1521285
>he's fat

Roman v Joe is happening for sure.

Thats why Roman said he was Samoan on Raw.

His masks sold pretty well by most accounts.

>>1521218
He did beat the rock. I'm sure he drew some house shows.

>>1521218
With little kids

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>IT'S NOT A BAD BURIAL

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>IT'S THE BURIAL

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IT'S THE LOSER BURIAL

>he doesn't SAY YEAH
>he doesn't GO HARD

>it's another FedoRamen thread

Just fall on the Spear already lad

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>>1521097
>Romanchad stalker literally seething
Hey not my fault you got raped by a samoan, jump on the the Reigns hypetrain bruh , we wont judge you

>>1521114
>Raped by a Samoan

Keep your fantasies outta this.

>calling somebody a Chad

You could not be any more of a beta.

Gain height

>>1521075
I'm 7'11 and 600 lbs I'll fuck yer mum m8 if you really think a tall guy is what she needs

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>the least entertaining parts of Bullet Club

The Elite when?

>>1521057
>implying Becky wouldn't be the woman

>>1521070
>Anderson and Gallows
>least entertaining

AJ, Gallows and Anderson are the best. It's a shame they split them, because they know AJ can remain relevant, whereas Finn needs people to keep him over.