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Hey, Smackucks, how you doing? Ready for your big debut? We bRAWs had a pretty excellent show, thank you for asking, but I'm sure you guys will manage to keep up with us with such great talent as Deanetty, John Cena, Randy Orton (while he's trying to be face, no less), Fatass Wyatt, The Miz, Baron Corbin, Mojo Rawle-PFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm sorry, I can't keep this facade up any longer. What happened? I thought you were supposed to be the wrestling show? Weren't you supposed to deliver on the in-ring product? We get Finn Balor, Seth Rollins, Sami Zayn, Kevin Owens, Cesaro, the Tag Team division, the Cruiserweight division and the Women division and you fags get two hours of the Shield's Marty Jannetty, washed up carcasses that might as well retire and irrelevant mediocrity. I can't wait for Daniel Bryan and Shane McMahon to become forgotten and ignored by everyone. I can't wait to see your ratings go down and do worse than RAW every single week, like always. I feel nothing but pity for your sorry asses. Just kill yourselves while you're ahead, Smackdownsyndromes, spare yourselves the embarrassment.
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I prefer the term cuckswithdowns.
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>Jasethy
>Romanetty
>Ginger Bin Laden
>Fatfuck Kevin Slowens
>Memesaro
>Fag Team division
>Loserweight division
>Women's """"wrestling""""
Rawtist delusion
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FUCKING DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
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>>1523162
wait wait wait... Are you actually telling me, there are people who'll watch SMACKDOWN? IT'S THE B SHOW YOU KEKS
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>>1523162
>WWE Universal Championship
The fact that you get the new shitty Create-a-Championship belt with absolutely NO prestige behind it makes me glad that I'm team SmA+ckdown
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I bet smackdown gets the old retired tag team belts and some kinda gimmicky woman title.
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>Get mommy to clear up my schedule for Tuesdays
>The latest Monday Night RAW is the greatest show in the history of professional wrestling
>MFW
A-at l-least w-w-we h-have t-t-the r-r-real c-c-championship, r-r-right?
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>>1523162
>horse championship
>indie midgets
>flaming twink as main star
>good show
OH GOD HOW DELUSIONAL CAN YOU GET
RAWTISTS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
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>>1523162
We have John Cena, Randy Orton, AJ Styles, and Dean Ambrose. We also have the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. You lose, rawtist.
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>>1523205
>We have Dean Ambrose
sounds like you lost
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>Dean Ambrose pins Seth Rollins clean as a sheet
>Dean Ambrose pins Roman Reigns clean as a sheet
>Indisputably the champion of WWE
>WELL BUT WE HAVE OUR OWN TITLE FOR THE LOSERS! IT'S CALLED THE SUPREME AWESOMENESS INTERGALACTIC SEPHIROTH CHAMPIONSHIP!!! P-PLEASE DON'T LAUGH!
RAWtists on suicide watch.
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>>1523200
>The latest Monday Night RAM was good
t. delusional rawtist
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>>1523211
Ambrose >>> dildo boys vs twink for
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>>1523211
He is the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Nuff said.
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>>1523223
No, nothing is worse than Dean Twink Ambrose as the WWE champion. Reminder they had to take WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT off the title because Dean is such a fucking twink. rofl
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>Make our own OC Donut Steel belt
>Have two vanilla midgets fight for it
>New Day cucks all wives around the world
>All of our champions are either niggers or eastern europeans
Let's be honest, fellow braws, we lost. Smacklads got us.
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>>1523239
Don't forget wasting 20 minutes on the fucking women title match.
REMINDER THAT CHARLOTTE IS THE SECOND RAW PICK
RAWTISTS WILL DEFEND THIS
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>>1523261
this
smackdowns champions are held by only straight white males
It's time to get with the times.
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>>1523162
Smackdown has the best wrestler in the world. He alone is worth almost everyone on Raw.
>the Women division
Kek the best female wrestler in WWE is on Smackdown
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>>1523190
Rawtists be taking the truth like
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Fellow Smackdrones, how are you planning on committing suicide after we inevitably have a way worse show than them? I'm thinking jumping off a bridge might be my best bet.
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I just realized something. The WWE universal championship was named after the WWE UNIVERSE, which consists of WWE's fans, the internet fans are also called the WWE UNIVERSE (™). Therefore it's actually the internet championship. Doesn't that mean that ZACK RYDER was the first WWE universal championship?
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>>1523292
we literally can't have a worse show than raw. that was objectively awful last night. pic related is every cuck rawtist
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who else got their mommy to free up monday nights instead of tuesday here?
i think it's pretty obvious we're the ones we won out
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>>1523315
WOO WOO WOO MOTHERFUCKERS!
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>>1523315
>title formerly held by a Smackdown jobber will be the top title of their """brand"""
can RAM sink any lower?
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>>1523315
>THE STATE OF RAWTISTS
MY BOY ROMAN DONT NEED THAT SHITTY TITLE
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>This awful preshow
I can't take it anymore, bros. I'm offing myself. We lost. We fucking lost.
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FUCK YOU MODS
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