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>Sling blade
> double stomp
> Running dropkick

And yet people hate on Roman for his clotheline, running punches, and spear.

Okay

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Before smart cucks from /wew/ can emigrate they must be baptized and swear themselves to our prophets: the fantastic four.

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/wooo/ pls get >>>/out/

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>Failed university
>Cried at Unstoppable
>Cried at Brooklyn
>Cried at the Rumble
>Cried about her head injury
>Cried about Finn Balor
>Failed actress
>Has no soul
>Irish
>Fat, slow womanlet
>Weak
>Doesn't lift
>Flat all over
>Shit hair
>Derpy eyes
>Oompa loompa skin
>Can't talk properly
>Has brain damage
>Drugged out whore
>Deaf
>Feminist
>Jobber to the stars, never done anything impressive
>Was part of the worst storyline in WWE history
>Will never draw a penny
>Sloppy, botched in her first Wrestlemania match
>Worst suplexes of all time
>Worst armbar of all time
>Cucked by Bayley
>Cucked by Albert
>Autistic social retard
>Everything about her is cringe inducing
>Dates manlets, the only men pathetic enough to give her attention
>Irrelevant and liked only by beta virgins
>Will be forgotten in 5 years
>Will always be B+ to Sasha's A+

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This belt has and always will look disgusting on camera, you can't even see anything besides a giant fucking gleam on the camera.

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Your thoughts on the new Raw theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO9PlTXzBoo

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>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches in less than 10 years
>Is straight-edge; completely drug & toxin free
>Smartly got out of pro wrestling before it destroyed his body
>Wouldn't take any more of WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed The Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Z-Pak Chris Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream & made it cool again
>Outsold Cena in merchandise with half the push & protection in booking Cena gets
>Was the first to endorse Cesaro, Ambrose and Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes of mic time
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show any time he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Rad as fuck
>Based as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker, stole WM 29
>Had the best match with John Cena of his entire career and also his greatest rival ever
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry got his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold, Bret Hart and Mick Foley and many other respected names
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Completely D E S T R O Y E D The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried The Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to try UFC in his 30s
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time

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>face of Raw 2016
>skiny gay midget

Is raw doomed?

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Joshi Tube airs every Saturday at 4pm EDT / 9pm BST in /wooo/tube - http://taima.tv/r/wooo and is a great way to discover what joshi is all about. People in the chat will be able to answer questions as you ask them, as we do on this thread. But if you're ever in the mood to catch joshi outside of /Joshi/tube, there is a 24/7 Joshi stream now available to watch on TaimaTV - http://taima.tv/r/joshi Not to mention watch Stardom, OZ, AJW, and others if they're lucky as they air on TV using these links - http://mokodojo.net/ & http://www.psp-tv.com/r/PoD

There's a variety of women's wrestling available around the world. The West features many, such as the WWE's Diva division, TNA's Knockout division, Shimmer Women Athletes SHINE Wrestling, WSU, AAA's Luchadoras, CMLL's Luchadoras, and LLF (Lucha Libre Femenil)

Eastern Promotions to watch
Stardom, JWP, Sendai Girls, GRASS ROOTS aka Ice Ribbon, OZ Academy, Pro Wrestling WAVE(info on the brand new WAVE Network in the next post), SEAdLINNNG, Gatoh Move Pro Wrestling and more!
Pastebin for Joshi links: http://pastebin.com/u/NaziClown

Classic women's wrestling to watch: The Legendary AJW, classic JWP, ARISON, GAEA, & FMW's female deathmatch division, and GLOW if you want over the top female characters and promos.

Useful links:
http://www.diva-dirt.com/ - News, Gossip and rumors from the world of women's wrestling
http://enzuigiripuro.tumblr.com/ - latest results and match cards
http://joshicity.com/ - Joshi Reviews and stuph
http://www.dailymotion.com/MissDaniGermany - Dailymotion channel that uploads non-joshi women's wrestling matches at random

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Is he autistic?

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RAW WAS AWESOME! All praise to Strow-man the defeater taking out vanilla midgets!

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>How will CM Phil ever recover?

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My goal is to be theoretically able to beat up 99% of the population (including literally everyone: women, children, etc).

Do you think this is achievable or is it pretty easy to achieve? If the number is not realistic, what percentage would you choose?

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>Byron, If you were on life support, I'd pull the plug and charge my iPhone

What did he mean by this?

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>incredible high-flyer
>incredible mat technician
>most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>based entrance theme
>redpilled
>philosophically-sound
>strong sense of individuality
>transcended
>longest-reigning Interim WWE Champion of all time
>won on The Price is Right
>no tattoos or piercings
>not a cuck
>doesn't do roids
>honest
>not a hypocrite
>one of the most naturally-charismatic people in wrestling history
>passionate, once drove forty hours straight to wrestle three matches for a promotion that got him into Japan
>is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>destroyed John Cena on the mic
>not a single bad promo in his entire career
>always willing to put people over