HOLY SHIT MIKE, RON ROMAIN IS CLEARING HOUSE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
WILL HE CHALLENGE FOLLOW NOTED FAILURE LASHLEY FOR THE TITLE?
Roman belongs in TNA
WHATS SAMOAN CONQUERS DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!??
Main event push when?
How is this even on the wellness policy? Are you just fucked if you have ADHD working for WWE?
>>1519891
Not unless you have a doctors notice apparently.
Lord knows why Ramen needed calming medicine
>>1519896
Ramen seems to play online competitive games like Call of Duty and Destiny. Maybe he's rolling dirty to find a career in esports.
Since /wooo/ is dead let's have our general in here bros.
>A FUCKING WOMEN'S WRESTLING GENERAL
What's the best kind of fedora to wear while I watch Japshit?
>A FUCKING WOMENS """"WRESTLING"""" GENERAL
>LEAVE EATING PINS TO ME
what did he mean by this?
>using your poorly built stars to put new stars over
We've been here before guys
>>1519835
I've got the image of Roman eating safety pins in my head now.
>>1519886
Too safe. Push pins.
Post yfw Queen Charolett lost to Botcha Skank
>>1519831
>>1519831
ITT: Shit we'll never see because shit got fucked up
>"Hey guys! It's Austin Creed coming at you with another episode of superstar savepoint. My guests today are current NXT coach, former world heavyweight champion, and former Royal Rumble winner, the Rabid Wolverine, Chris Benoit, and his son, big fan of the show, Daniel Benoit! Now guys, on this show everybody has nicknames what would you like yours to be Daniel?"
"Rabid Wolverine"
"*Chris laughing* Dammit, you took mine, ya brat!"
"Alright, alright then, Chris, got any other names in mind?"
"Ah, shoot, I'll have to go with Pegasus"
"Ok, we got Rabid Wolverine and Pegasus, this is Up Up Down Down!"
Stop anon it hurts
>>1519830
Brain damage is hell, it hurts.
>>1519830
Why must you hurt us you bastard.
does /wwe/ like her interviews?
>>1519769
Whom?
>>1519772
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/cathy-kelley
I like her qt face and feet, and I wish to see her rump so I can potentially fap to it
Who dethrones him?
swaggie
apparently he's still the most over guy at house shows. he was at the house show i went to last year
>>1519753
>a World Title, US Title and Cruiserweight Title on one show. (not even mentioning the tag titles and women's title)
there's too many singles titles, plus it looks like WCW. they should unify the US title with another.
>>1519753
Cesaro
God forbid anyone worthwhile fight him
>watching raw with casuals
>Balor shows up
>People are interested
>Match 1 begins
>Balor literally does nothing, everyone watching calls bullshit when he wins
>Match 2
>Balor being manhandled the entire time, only moves he does is kicks
>Everyone still mad that balor won
>People praise him for this
>not knowing how fatal 4 ways are booked
>not realising ramen must look strong even in defeat
>both of the winners of the fatal 4 ways tonight had to do double duty because of the main event
>Expecting them to do much in the fatal 4 way
He literally got the quintessential Roman Reigns going over treatment
>Appear in a match of more than 2 people
>Sleep most of it
>Come back
>Finisher
>??????
>Win
>"OH MY GOD BASED FUCKING BALOR THE SAVIOUR OF RAW I'M SO HARD MUH NJPW WRESTLERS IN THE MAIN EVENT OF WWE THANK YOU BASED DEVITT"
It's a fucking joke. Smarks are a fucking joke.
>start out career being The Chosen One
>get rocket strapped to your ass
>shot to the moon
>become champion
>get busted doing shit
>punishment is paying dues for a few years
>get rocket strapped to your ass again
>pushed to the moon
DA BIG DOG is the new Orton.
>>1519730
>"drafted" to smackdown
>Still manage to be over and main event
>NEVER buried
>Actually make SD relevant for a while
Ramen is JUST
Book his WWE debut
>theme hits
>stabs roman to death
>the end
Have the stiffest motherfucker in the company go 1 on 1 with him
Titus botches against a jobber and is showing remorse when New Jack jumps out of the audience and tells him to really go into the white boy and beat the fuck out of him
New Jack is now Titus's manager where he aims to hurts everyone he goes up against and he inherits Natural Born Killaz
1. Brock
2. Dean
3. Seth
4. Roman
5. BMJ
6. AJ
1000000. Paul 'the faggot' Levesque
>>1519688
Phil, go to bed.
>>1519688
Bmj is right after dean
1. Brock
2. Dean
3. Seth
4. Cena
5. Balor
6. AJ
Fixed
So how does everyone feel about this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO9PlTXzBoo
Feels damn good to see raw open with a rock song
>>1519657
It's alright.
Shit. Bring back papa roach, drowning pool, maryln Manson, pod I don't give a fuk
What the fuck were their problems?
>>1519631
Bought there own shit.
They were both c u c k e d
Paul "Hunter "Triple "HHH" H" Helmsley" Levesque
Was he a draw?
>>1519595
Carl the Cuck >
>>1519595
Yes, he was a draw.
"Maybe"