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>>1716451
I can't see around Big E, who's he fighting? I assume that's who you're talking about.

Wow what happened to nikki

>>1716406
the fuck are you talking about

>>1716406
wait what happened

You guys split up like 2 years ago. You're breaking my Kayfabe.

>Wow Seth your dick looks even smaller from this viewpoint

>"Pants off, boys. I'm about to take this party to succin dicc central."

>>1716358
Not sure, but I can guarantee that anyone who has ever referred to them as "The Four Horsewomen" is.

(You) are on le spectrum OP

Becky. Just a wee bit

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>Dean wins the title at Battleground in 1/3 odds
Smackdown 1-0 Raw

>Raw blows their load early and goes all out to try to beat Smackdown during the first week. Smackdown just calmly builds up itself.
1-1

>Three weeks in a row of Smackdown easily beating Raw without breaking a sweat
4-1

>Raw just barely wins out at Summerslam because Brock Lesnar blowed Randy Orton the fuck out, but Smackdown still gives a great fight by having easily the best match of the night with John Cena VS AJ Styles
4-2

>Two more weeks in a row of Smackdown easily beating Raw without breaking a sweat
6-2

>And let's be honest, everyone already knows it's gonna happen this week too
7-2

What went wrong, Rawtists? Are you even fucking trying?

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>b-but raw was fun this week
>th-the first two hours were great
>k-kevin owens winning the title was great, wh-who cares if we don't explain why triple h interfered
rawcucks are literally delusional. can't wait to see greatest wrestler alive aj styles tonight on the true a show, as well as hollywood star the miz, actually hot divas that are used purely for fap fodder as they objectively should be with no delusions of a "womens revolution," and an actual tag division not being dominated by unfunny reddit niggers

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>>1716342
why are smacucks so insecure, do they have an inferiority complex or something? since when was deanitty vs ziggler any better than raw
>the state of smacucks

His routine has always been to be the nicest guy in wrestling.(who is also secretly a perv that wants to fuck melina)

>>1716334
when he met melina

>>1716340
>>1716346
At least he fucked Melina, right?

>>1716261
>Cancel Raw
And let all the leftover raw (heh) sewage overflow into Smackdown? Nah man, let Raw continue as an isolation unit for the unwanted and unloved.

Also,
>No pop for Bo.
>An Owens and Zayn match even though they weren't supposed to fight again for a while.
>Roman being pushed to the main event scene again.

>>1716261
>still watching wrestling
>not just reading recaps and watching the bits that sound interesting/so bad they're funny on youtube

Bullet Club always did comedy bits newbie.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c8v-2jPnwc

>>1716228
Problem isn't that it's comedy it's that it's not funny.

>>1716228
>wow this comedy bit is really fucking awful
>well actually they used to do funny comedy bits idiot
alright

>>1716224
>bully
>jobber for life
>fuckin race car gimmick
>''naow im hardcore guyzz''
>hillibilly
>wigger
>party ruiner
>stale and generic moveset
>0% charisma
>cucked by Lesnar
>cucked by the entire WWE creative team
>theme song sounds like trash dubstep
>doesnt even know what the internet is
>thought he is tough shit
>beat up young guys,successfully pushing them out of the industry
>gay for JBL
>never drew a dime

its funny how hard he tried and yet hes a nobody

>>1716291
That's just not true.

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>>1716042

Excellent news, chaps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG8AJL-BQ4o


Let him be the first to win against Strowman

>>1716054
This would be fucking brilliant so obviously it's not happening.

>>1716017
Looks just like Trips in this pic

https://youtu.be/PWmfNeLs7fA

>appears on raw to cost reigns and rollins the title
>doesn't bother to appear next week to explain why or continue the angle
Based.

I hope his new gimmick is just turning up every 5 months to randomly screw someone out of the title.

I would like HHH more if he went back to acting like a snooty frenchmen

I'm morbidly curious. Show the uncensored version.

>>1716166
>>1716072
https://www.reddit.com/r/wrestlewiththepackage
search for Vader

>>1716314
Thanks carter

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>>1715923
DELETE THIS

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>>1715924

+1

That's what they said last week and smackdown still managed to be worse. I have no hope

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>>1715902
>Rawtist seething

He sucks and got BTFO by the crowd


>getting boring chants as he sets up his finisher

Hilarious

>>1715887
He is the one who will stop Bork

Only good part of Raw.