ITT: Modern day wrestlers that would never have survived in the Hardcore Holly/JBL backstage bullying shenanigans era.
Pretty sure Xavier Woods wouldn't have lasted a single day.
CM Punk
Imagine him dealing with a 1996 or 1997 HBK
>>1711017
>Imagine him dealing with a 1996 or 1997 HBK
Punk basically was like that but with less talent and without the drugs
>>1711028
He didn't refuse to lose or flip out in the ring like Shawn did to Vader
Do you think he regrets leaving WWE
>>1710967
Do you think he regrets the breast implants?
He's gonna regret it when he's getting his shit kicked in inside of the octagon.
Poor stupid PHIL.
>>1710972
Hi Ryback!
> when you're here to show the world, but they won't let you
When they can't look in your eyes because you KO'd them in the first round
>when you start shit threads
seek vitamin d
>>1710946
Hi Phil!
Whats CM Punks entrance music gonna be at UFC 203?
LOOK IN MY EYEEES
EVEN THROUGH THE DARKEST DAAAYS
IT IS IN MY HANDS I MUST NOT FAIL I MUST NOT FAIL
So, who was the higher power?
Meltzer
Mickey Gall
What's his end game?
cling onto the mainstage for as long as possible
>>1710882
Make a suitable replacement and then bury him before he retires
>>1711275
>Like I cling on to my virginity
I must destroy you Phil.
If phil dies, he dies
P-please don't hurt me Mickey, here, take my wife! Just stop hurting me!
Was it too much to ask that she didn't land on her head every match?
Shes a shit wrestler and wreckless in the ring. Good Riddance
I hope this dumb skank retires
HAD A DREAM I
DIDN'T BREAK IT
NOW THERE'S A NECK BRACE
FASTENED TO ME NOW
Holy shit I just realized how will Raw compete this week? all you Rawtists will have to endure another 20 min Gaytch promo
>the state of your monday night
topkektbqhfamalam
>>1710768
20 min haytch promo
20 mins pretending to care botch horse is retiring
Nia jax match
shame-us vs shouldersaro match number 400
help
>>1711256
>botch horse retiring
Don't get my hopes up.
>>1711256
Rev up the Reddit section
What ideas for a gimmick did you have in mind?
I have one for a manager. His gimmick would be that of a conservative radio host. He'll be dressed like Michael Savage (pic related) and always carry around an old school looking microphone. He'd be your typical conservative radio guy, loud and angry. Perfect to rile up a crowd.
Tag team consisting of big former Bama football player and his SoCal beach stoner buddy
I call them Surf & Turf
>>1710791
High Tide is a better name
A weather man that forecast a beatdown.
>Crowd chanting his name in excitement
>Doesn't immediately tell them to shut up
Jesus christ what a shit '''''heel'''''
Smarks ruin everything and would cheer him if he wiped his ass with the flag. The cena kids at least boo him.
>>1710739
>what is an egotistical heel
This your first week in wrestling, kiddo?
>>1715171
Glad to see another redditor on here
Do you think she will be coming back to WWE soon?
Because they don't acknowledge and praise her like they do Trish and Lita
And no
>>1710727
She looks like a horse and has a roastie.
>>1710727
Too busy competing in Chikara.
>SEPTEMBER 10th @ 11:30 P.M
This is a lie
>>1710716
Hi Mickey!
Why did you crop out the image of Mickey being fed CM Punk?
>September 10th @ 11:30 P.M
I would love to see the butthurt /sp/ and /asp/ will go through if Punk wins. I have zero faith in the guy though
THE DAY PUNK LITERALLY FUCKING DIES
MARK YOUR CALENDARS BOYS
>>1710698
/asp/ won't be butthurt. I don't think a lot of people here legitimately dislike Phil, they just like shitposting
The current pic related or the one they used before that: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v3gm9-KVaHw
>>1710682
the one before
https://youtu.be/d4S4QYdDZic
>>1710682
The one I grew up watching because I'm afraid of change