IT'S MY LIFE IN THE BOX AND CHARRED TO BEAT
PUTTING FOOD IN MY MOUTH
IT'S THE SOUL OF ME
>>1710670
KEK
>>1710646
I wish they brought the Raw Is War shirts back.
That's still a pretty nice shirt.
ITT: Times you acted like CM Punk
>Cashier tells me to have a nice day
>Go on to have one of the worst days ever
STRAIGHT EDGY AS FUCK
Hi Mickey!
declined to smoke a 3rd straight bowl at work
>>1710606
>Buying beer for my bros
>Buy a carbonated soft drink for myself
>Cashier tell me that he's straight edge too, but he has his cheat days
>yeahwhateverposer.jpeg
>Pay for the shit
>On my way out, I steal a pack of gum
That'll show that poser
>"HNNGK!!"
What did Bret "The Shitman" Fart mean when he made this noise?
>>1710452
>OWEN NOOOO, OWEN, OWEEEEEEN
>*pbhhhhhhht*
What did Shit "The Buttman "Shart intend with this statement?
>VINCE, I SCREWED YOUNG STEPH
>*ghhhhheeaaan*
What did Kek "The Getman" Blart convey when saying that?
>"My career is dead and has been since King of Queens. I am Adam Sandler's bitchboi"
What did Paul "The Mall-Cop" Blart mean by this?
I'm about to order these items from wwe shop, you think this is enough for Clash of Champions later this month?
>>1710354
>Not supporting Zack Ryder
I buy one Ryder shirt each PPV, can you say the same?
>>1710361
He's a botchy low carder with no charsima
You're money is wasted
>>1710354
Nice, I presume you already have a hugger t-shirt
I know we all hate CM Punk on here but....what if he wins?
>>1710348
If Punk wins we shitpost online
lol he has zero chance.
>Shoehorns one rap reference every match
wtf i love Ranallo now
>>1710346
I didn't like the fact that he called Apollo a moon cricket tho.
>>1710350
what does that mean?
Was he a draw?
>>1710327
>>1710327
woah
She looks decent for a chimp
Was he overrated?
>>1710320
Not one dime.
>>1710323
The question was he overrated, not how much your mom made on the corner last night
>>1710323
$21,483,000, actually.
Dick dick diggity, dick diggity dog
BREAKIN'
Dick dick diggity, dick diggity dog
UNFF!!
SOCKO
BREAKIN'
[deep chuckle]
UNFF!!
You good bruh?
That's a pretty good game
DUN DUN DUN...
STAWN CAWLD
more like apollo poos
because he's shit
More like the piss
Because he's urine
King of strong smile
>>1710285
really?
its 2016 guy
Source: F4WOnline
> Former WWE Superstar Cody Rhodes is reportedly headed to TNA soon.
> Dave Meltzer spoke with Cody at Pro Wrestling Guerrilla's Battle of Los Angeles this weekend. Cody has a deal in place with TNA and is planning on working for both TNA and Ring of Honor but won't be under contract to either.
Cody Rhodes On Feeling Like He Was 'Less' In WWE, Eden Rips Current WWE Product
> Cody is apparently planning on feuding with Mike Bennett in TNA after the two recently worked together in Northeast Wrestling. Brandi Rhodes, the former Eden, has been doing some of Cody's ring announcing on the indies and it sounds like she may appear in TNA as well, perhaps in a mini-feud with Bennett's wife Maria Kanellis.
>>1710175
about 50 more girls and Bret Hart will be watching because of him
Literally fucking who?
>>1710175
Cody bangs all girls even the whores. Props.
Shame fat male fans wont cheer for him.
Can anyone give me a good reason why the main eventers and other guys receiving pushes in WWE are working tv every single week plus house shows?
back in the 90s they barely wrestled unless it was a ppv. they might have had a random squash here or there, but other than that, top guys only really did promos with some limited bumps. this hyped their ppv matches and made them important must watch matches. it also kept them from getting over worked and injured. there was rarely any 50/50 booking because creative didn't have to come up with an unimportant impromptu match every single week. it was a big deal when they showed up on raw/nitro/smackdown/thunder.
tl;dr: use the main eventers sparingly to establish their importance. fuck this """"""""workrate""""""" shit that only basement dwellers care about.
One of the many many reasons WCW was in the shitter was because top guys didn't do houses and the main eventers for houses were guys who barely got any time on TV. Then the top guys would use shitty logic like 'see these guys don't draw so keep us on TV' when the house show workers had little opportunity to be exposed to a TV audience
>>1710324
i'll use lucha underground as an example. and yes, before it gets brought up, i know that raw has to fill a 3 hour time slot whereas LU only has to fill one hour.
lucha underground can build stars and tell a great story with their guys only showing up every other episode. pentagon only had vignettes for about a month, so when he came back and interrupted aztec warfare it was a huge deal. why can't wwe do something similar?
This is why I was excited for Lesnar matches, because they didn't happen every week.
Well, until he became a boring suplex spammer.
>>1710144
at the right place at the right time
>>1710147
And still got cucked big time by Dwayne. His ego still bruised.
He is pretty entertaining, was as over as humanly possible, and was a huge draw.
This guy is still in this exact physical shape in the picture less than a week to his fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYnet0q1DxY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTUvLKypeis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwgwzXZKdJk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccnKVxq-qUo
>Punk's man boobs bouncing everywhere
What is this training he is doing?
>>1710138
Damn,Overeem is nothing compared to Ubereem that fought Lesnar.It was overkill,Alistair roided as fuck and Lesnar sick...Anyway,the dude is a really good fighter,still don't think he would beat a healthy Brock again without roids,too bad Brock also juiced a bit to be sure he gets the shitloads of money.Such a fucking waste of a fighter is Lesnar...
>Why yes, I bought a ticket to the WWE show because I heard Triple H would be on the card
who talks like that?
>The current product is the most exciting in years!
>Triple H puts people over, he only goes to the ring to celebrate with guys who win the belt to legitimise it.