Rollins Weiner's It Up Again

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>>1715923

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>>1715923
DELETE THIS

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>>1715924

>>1715924
his messages are still awkward as fuck

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>>1715926

Pics of the chick Seth was tryin to fuck

>>1715924
>on your knees for starters

What a fucking alpha.

LMAO

>>1715927
Nothing awkward about being straight to the point with bitches

source?

>>1715923

kek this is probably bullshit but ill give you a bump and see where it goes

>>1715941
>>>1715927
>Nothing awkward about being straight to the point with bitches

>soft supple tight
>i won the sexy ass lottery

Even if this is real, who cares?

Some fucking bitch trying to ruin a guy's life for no reason. Women are mentally ill man.

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>>1715936

>>1715932
>I think I'm close

She was close to cumming?

MR SEXY LOTTERY MAN STRIKES AGAIN

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>>1715923
MOMS GONNA FREAK

>>1715952
>Women are mentally ill man.

>SEFF on $300k/year basic
>Working for a public company that fronts 'family values'
>Still doesn't have the sense to stop sexting random sluts
>mentally ill man

>>1715941
>I have no doubt you'll please me quite well
>god are you here yet?

>>1715967
Atleast he doesn't put his face in the pic anymore, even though his perfect body hair is still the give away

>>1715967
>>SEFF on $300k/year basic

Scratch that

>SEFF on rumored $2.4m for 2015-2016
>still sending out dirty texts and body pics
>mentally ill man

Based Seth keeping the bitches in check and holding up heel kayfabe off screen

fucking Rollins doesn't get one right

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>>1715923
SPOILER!!!

>>1715954
Gonna need more than just one pic m8

>>1715923
Fire this madman!

>>1715923
The state of Seth rollins

>>1715926
HBK tier chest hair

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>Be Seth Rollins
>Have a 10/10 body
>Look like Jesus

>Can't get laid

FUCKING STATE OF THIS MAN. How does he do it?

>>1715926
>your friend too
Based Seth getting more side bitches at the same time

>>1715956
Apparently she was>>1715967

>>1715967

Stop slut shaming.

>>1716008
>Can't get laid
But he gets tho?
Bitches trying to ruin his career/life,what a surprise

>>1716033
hey seth

>>1716008

micro machines son.

>>1716033

>but he gets tho?

literally, what did you mean by this?

OwO *notices Rollins' bulge*

THATS IT??!! >:3

>>1716045
>literally, what did you mean by this?
what did you mean by this?

>>1715923
Tyler "Baby Dick" Black strikes again, eh?

>Seth "Crossfit Chad" Rollins can't get laid

>Cena is a chubby chaser and fucks them lights on
>2016
>Not being Cena fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX6cxmRauZk

>>1715954
That's not her

If Seth is this agressive with random chicks at the bar then i know for a fact he fucked majority of the Divas already

How is it possible for him to not get laid?
>good looking
>9/10 body
>over 6'
>confident
>earns 2-3 mil per year
>famous

>/asp/ is full of size queens
It really makes you think...

>Wanting to fuck normies
>Based Seffer has thousands of Tumblr crazy chicks who write fanfics about him
>Not fucking suicidal and bipolar Tumblr girls instead

>>1716090
gays usually are

He's lucky his millions make up for his penis size.

>>1716091

#rapedbyrollins when?

>>1716087
He's got a baby dick.
He isn't good looking
His voice is grating
He's Gaitch's butt buddy

>>1715924
pretty alpha

So still no pics of the alleged girls he tried to fuck? I call bullshit on this thread.

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>>1715923
>young single man seeks casual sex
>somehow this is supposed to be "wrong"

>>1716124
>girls

>>1716124

this. op left after 4 posts. the whole thread is a sham

>>1716008
Just tells you how bad it is for the rest of us.

man seth must be banging ring rats left and right.

the bitches on tumblr must be all up on his and deans dick.
Im actually surprised at the lack of internet drama and shenanigans

>>1716126
its degenerate, faggot

>>1715924
>"How do you want me"
>"Both positions"

Expert sexerman confirmed

>>1716087
>yfw Randy Savage couldn't get women either

Wrestlers are anti-social people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR_bY7ql5o8

>>1716145
Savage was ploughing Gorgeous George for most of the late 90s

>>1716138
>he said, while posting about fake fighting on an anime website

>>1716128

I'm the thread starter, but only reposting and not OP. OP was on 420chan's /wooo/. This started there and the 'friend' of the girl has seemingly gone to bed.

>>1715927
He starred in softcore gay porn so yeah.

>>1716087
>jew nose
>gay ass voice

If you want a good looking current wrestler look at fucking Drew Galloway.

>>1715925
yoooo this is fucking great

>>1716110
>baby dick
>average size penis

>he isn't good looking
lol

>>1716178
What are you doing on /asp/, Tyler?

>>1716178
>Smark typing over his 48inch belly while struggling to hold onto a family pack of Doritos CONFIRMED

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to all the Haters on here, I'm goddamn sure you motherfucks would kill to look like Seth for one day small dick and all
Sloots fucking cream their pants at the site of him
He just picks the wrong ones lol

>>1716192
>look like seth
>be so uncharismatic that you still don't get any girl
he's the human version of constantly missing an open goal

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>>1716197
hey man Fat girls love seth
and Seth could use a back up fuck pig in any city

>>1715924
>>1715926
How did this even get leaked tho ?!

>>1716192
I'd kill to look like Edge,HBK,Mcintyre or William Regal over this sack of shit.

>>1716191
cringe

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>>1716207
>sack of shit
awwwww did Seth turn you down because you wanted an autograph?

>>1716204
>How did this even get leaked tho ?!
I guess the bitch he was texting "exposed" him

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>>1715985

>>1716217
Rollins needs to curbstomp that bitch

>>1716211
No,he's just annoying and unsafe in the ring.
Go back to masturbating to that Cyberfights episode with him.

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>>1716225
already have faggot!

AND WHAT!!!!

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>>1716227

Is his dick really that small? Mine is about the same, I'm also 6ft1. Also my name is Colby.

fuckin' seth trying to win the sexy ass lottery again

>>1716240
are you also unsafe?

what a bitch

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>>1715923
i just wanna ask Seth
"hey do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I? :3 "

>>1716240
Nice try, Roman.

>>1716265
>blaming anybody but the retard that texted his dick to a chick, TWICE

>>1716259

If you mean am I HIV+ then the answer is yes.

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>Roman is happily married and has a daughter
>Dean is in a stable relationship
>Jasethy tries to fuck every random slut that walks by him

Where did he go astray?

>>1716091
tumblr girls in general are fat as fuck

ESPECIALLY the ones who write fanfic

>>1715926
seth is fucking hot man

>>1716265
it is absolutely his fault this time. guess he really didn't learn the first time this shit happened

>>1716145
>Wrestlers are anti-social people.
>posts a vid one a wrestler who got tons of pussy

huh

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How can one man be so based?

>>1716240
>named after cheese

my god

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>tfw Seth doesn't respect women and talks to them like they're whores
P disappointed rn tbqh

>>1716301
Women ARE whores.
Go back to plebbit faggot.

>>1716192
I would go for traps if I had the advantage he does..

>>1716293
He's not nude in these photos, he literally sent her parts of his body we see on TV every week

>>1716294
Randy Savage didn't get pussy because he was paranoid. He doesn't trust women.

>>1716301
You're a literal cuck if you talk to chicks you meet at bars/clubs with a drop of respect

>>1716308
ok well ya got me. he learned to not show his dick, balls, and face in these pics since last time

>>1716204

>girl sends it to 'friend'
>'friend' posts on 420chan
>it's then reposted here

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>>1716295

Is it bad that I wish I was a girl so Seth could be my husband and wreck my puss every night with his completely average cock? The man is a stud

Those 2 bodies are very different. And the first one super isn't rollins. Look at those man boobs.

>>1716363
They're called pecs, dammit!

>>1716348
>>1716367
HI Colby!

>>1716273
Reminder Seth Rollins isn't actually white like the rest of the shield so it should be no surprise he's a degenerate that led to their breakup

seth is a disgusting Armenian orphan that was raised by a a mexican man and white lady, ramen rains is the only not fat Samoan, and deannetty is garbage white trash who would be selling drugs and be in and out of prison if he didnt like rassling

>>1716374
>Ramon Anoai Samaoao
>White

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>>1716374
>>1716383
>white

>>1715923
Let's all be honest op.
You fucked him stop playing.
This whole i got a friend thing we're talking about is you.
Now you're just trying to make a name for yourself.

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>>1715924
>>1715923
>Women bragging about getting fucked and tossed by a popular guy
>Meanwhile you can't even get a girl to speak to you for more than 5 minutes at a time

>>1716295
>People already forgot how Dean and Renee got together so it wouldn't be that much of a surprise if she and Seth had a thing already.

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>>1715926
>your friend is out of her mind if she passes on this. You too actually.

based seff

This is a little weird but I kinda like how awkward and overly aggressive he is in sexts. Didn't he sent the other girl he sent nudes to texts about how like he fucking hates his life? He has no game but I sort of find it endearing- there's obviously some issues there and it's interesting. Sort of makes me wish I was a hot female fan because honestly I'd give him what he wants whenever he wanted it, every time he was in town he'd just need to send me some of these cute trying-too-hard texts and I'd be his complete slave for as long as he needed. I'd seriously love to choke on his dick and titty-fuck him until he finally felt better.

>>1716416
don't aspire to be a ring rat my man

>>1716421
How does one be a ring rat for the Divas?

He seems a bit selfish in the texts. No wonder why he ain't getting it.

>>1716197
Nah dude, He's Seth Freakin Rollins

>>1716416
>I'd seriously love to choke on his dick
I'm afraid that's not possible unless you have some kind of condition that results in a very narrow throat.

>>1716449
Women don't like weak little beta males who fold over for them they want someone to toss them around and treat them like a whore the way Seth is doing

>>1716467

Obviously not judging by this.

not the first time its happening seems like his texts rubbing them off

>>1716482
She's just playing hard to get. Or she noticed something odd (Seth does come across a bit awkward) and is testing him.

>>1716450
Hey Colby!

>>1716504
unless it's maybe a catfish and not really Seth what's odd about this situation? Seth is telling her he just wants sex and is requesting her to come to his room, now if he was asking to come to her place that would be odd

>>1716482
>>1716416 here
The thing with Seth is that it's obvious the macho aggression is an act, it comes off in the texts. He reads like an awkward teenager trying to be the dude from 50 shades of gray before devolving into very nearly "are you there??? pls respond". There's a strong undercurrent of desperation and a need for validation in the messages, which is a turn-off to a girl who just wants to fuck a famous athlete for a thrill. Girls like that couldn't understand Seth like me or even most of the posters here desu, which is a shame. I'm not really gay but I've never had so much empathy for an athlete- I've never felt this way about a wrestler before.

>>1716526
You are gay, friend.

>>1716526
Lol stfu. You are an idiot. The whore wants sex and "seth" is impatient. Its pathetic how you typed an entire page about "seths" "game" (no such thing. Either she wants him. Or she doesnt)

>>1715923
Why is this a story? It might come as a surprise to you permavirgins on here but adults engage in sexual activities.

>>1716639
>>seth doesn't get laid
>>"the whore wants sex!!! seth did nothing wrong"

between you and him wanting to actually fuck sethetty, sethfags are DELUSIONAL.

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>>1716130
That really doesn't make it feel any better.

How small is his penis?

>>1716684
It's small but not comically small to the point of a medical condition. Like it probably gave him a bit of insecurity in his youth, and that translates to every story I've read about how he acts off-screen (Ive read most if not all of them, I find the man fascinating) but it's not like a little grape thing hanging off his smooth crotch or something. It's objectively below average and it's notably skinny but it could still pleasure a woman if he's good in bed. For those who say he couldn't choke you with it, you're underestimating how much a dick fills up your mouth because you watch too much hentai. Overall it's below average but honestly I don't like how he's ashamed of it because its not like its deformed or mutilated. I loved his face turn last night.

>>1716684
its bigger than titus oneils at least

>>1716416
>>1716526
>>1716688
Seth has a gay stalker. Disgusting.

>>1716684
https://twitter.com/WWEHOFerSunny/status/569545595989458945

>>1716698
Jesus the state of seth right now.

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Getting bored with seth's lewd. Kinda prefer to see finn's desu

I am thinking you all interested in this you are must be gay GLT and should be going back to /vvoostan.

Shame on a moderator not deleting threads vith OP picture like this,,,

>>1716714
He kek'd for our sins

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>>1716688
so creepy that i cant even say "please have sex" because I'm scared it'd get Seth kidnapped. Please seek help.

>>1716720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OMRcQrKsKY

>>1716724
Would u not be interested to see roman's black cock, babun?

>>1716742
You must have read vhat I said about celebrate vote for Roman Rein Dog that he is #1 vvrestler of the year , that there vill be auction for cock we painted black like his brave armor in this village.

But you are make grammar mistaqe sir... It is not Roman's it is just named Roman .,

>>1716741
so white, like marshmallows

>>1716695
>>1716739

You're either intentionally misinterpreting me or just trolling, because I explicitly stated that I'm not gay. I just think Seth is a really interesting guy and it doesn't hurt that he's by far the most talented and physically gifted performer they currently have. It's been really wonderful to watch him grow as a performer during his time in the WWE and I just wish he knew how far he's come and became a little more confident. It's not gay to have genderswap fantasies, either.

>>1716301

>he doesn't know how sexting works

BYTHSF

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Kinda depressing that Seth literally has to get his shirt off to get pussy. What hope do us fat slobs have then?

>>1716157
fucking kek'd hard

>>1716688
Seths dick is longer than average its just a bit on the thin side tbqh. He has nothing to worry about.

>>1716758
What the fuck...
Seek a therapist

>>1716781
Thanks for the input! I basically agree with you, I was only calling it below average because girls tend to prefer thick over skinny. I think it looks fine to be honest, I saw all the nudes and he's a good looking guy, objectively. The first person who replied to my posts said it couldn't choke a person and he's just factually wrong. It's big enough to fill your mouth and cause you to gag for sure, it doesn't take much. Sexless retards here think life is like hentai and throat bulges are a thing.

>>1716798
Honestly 4chan seems to have a really warped idea of penis size, often anytime an objectively large dick gets posted on any board people say its small more often than not. Shame really, alot of insecure confused young men on this site.

>>1716778
>same fagging to laugh at your own jokes

>>1716809
>butthurt that the other guy burned your ass severely

I respect him more now. Seriously if you're a ripped, rich and famous make, in your 20s or early 30s and committed to one broad you're a fucking retard.

>>1716726
You're damn right he did

>>1716813
nice try you degenerate cum stain

>>1716898
>still thinking im that guy that told you the truth

fucking hilarious

>>1716805
That's the internet in general. People are retarded and brainwashed by porn, this is why all white girls have to "try out" a black dick in college. Girls are so stupid they think porn is real.

Same thing for the male virgins on here or reddit, they only have seen porn penis so it's all they know.

>>1716979
Imagine being a black guy with a 4 inch dick, truly the worst form of suffering.

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>>1717094
Imagine being a 6'8 350lb black guy with a below average penis. When you pulled it out the first time it would be the biggest letdown ever

>>1716138
Do you know where you are faggot?

>>1717107
his dick is objectively small, maybe thats why he seems so confused and anxious on the mic?

>Carter samefagging and damage controlling like crazy

>Even posting a picture of Seth and Renee and to shift the attention to Dean

>People ignore it and still hate on Jasethy

W E W

>>1716008
>Implying he doesn't do this in every town they go to

There's bound to be a couple b itches like this along the way

>>1717140
He probably has jumpoffs in every city multiple, hell on this one he was telling her straight up, your friend will join us too.

Lol Seth doesn't have groupies hanging out after the show so he has to go to the bar to pick up chicks and he still can't get laid

Lmfao

props 2bh, no face unlike last time and nothing as embarrassing as "sexy ass lottery"

maybe if he stopped tweeting about how much he likes a day to remember my respect for him would go up

>>1716788
You can't spell therapist without the rapist

>>1717120
in a place full of fucking degeneracy you cock sucking snake fucker

>>1716460
FUCKING KEK
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K
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>>1717433
You're god damn right

>this is by far the most active thread on asp

you all sure are glad you have someone with a micro dick like you guys, except you're all also fat and unhygienic and socially crippled

>caring about who Seth Rollins sexts

lol I swear some people will never make it in life

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>>1716758
>It's not gay to have genderswap fantasies, either.
>he literally wants seth rollins to fuck him
>mfw

>>1716300
I hate my fucking name. Colby is just such of a faggoty name. Why couldn't have my parents named me somehing like Brian?

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>>1717639
>getting THIS fucking worked
Shower
Weights
Clue


This thread is a fucking trainwreck tho

>woman pretends to want to fuck you
>she then posts your chat online instead of fucking you

being famous must suck.

>>1717681
kek

>>1715967
How else is he meant to get laid? He has no partner.
Even if he did, they wouldn't come on the road with him. That is unless he was dating one of the females in the locker room.

>>1717680
Because they didn't think about it.

>>1718290
LOL you don't get laid by sexting bitches who you couldn't get back into your hotel room, this fucking beta faggot LMAO

seth btfo

>>1716008
This bitch only isn't because she was shy.

>>1716698
>the tweet was never deleted
lolwut

Also how big is that? Looks like 5 inches max.
4 to 5.5?

>>1717094
Black guy with 7 inch dick here. Some girls expect me to be 8 or 9 inches, haha, but most are pretty satisfied.

>>1718666
Yeah around 5.5. That's straight up normal size even in girth. It isn't small.

>>1716049
top tier shitposting

>>1718727
>bragging about his penis on a wrestling forum.

You realize all wrestlers fuck ring rats right?

Its just Seth is retarded about it and actually sexts them

Does anyone else think Seth sexts Steph weekly but gets no nudes in return?

>>1718791
Hi Seth

>>1718917
All wrestlers fuck ring rats.
Jasethy can't even get past first base with them, then gets embarrassed on the internet over his pathetic sexting

>>1718917
>>1719240
seth probably did better before the breakup

the shield have probably triple-teamed countless girls together

>>1719264
the girls did it for Roman

>>1715926
>you too actually

based seff

>>1716374

kys polturd

cringe incarnate

>>1719313
yeah that's my point, roman helped the whole group in that situation by being the most beautiful one

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>>1719440
>tfw based chad Roman Reigns will never be your wingman

>>1715923
this picture is disgusting

>>1718585

>has never went to a bar got a number, split up with said woman for a bit then texted her to come meet you at another bar or wherever you are staying/live

weights shower clue

still no proof it's him

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>>1715923
>seth will never look down at you, slap you, and cum on your face

>>1716211
>20 lbs
That's 30 kgs, still not enough for a lifting belt tho.

>>1716211
>>1720170
>giving people shit for wanting to be safe

I bet you make fun of skateboarders or mountain bikers who wear knee pads too. Fucking faggots

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>>1716688
Submitting this for a banner

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>>1716008

>>1716110
Spotted the virgin

>>1720234
fuck he is one ugly downnie son of a bitch

i wonder how worse he'd look if he shaved his beard/neckbeard

>Jasethy

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>>1720254
lel closest pic i could find

>know friend and girl who got sent the pics
>Sef sent more pics but the girl cropped out a lot
>Sef never got laid
>Sef is still chasing 19 year olds at bars
>19 year olds have more common sense than Sef
>da man

>>1721993
He was fucking her other friend he was telling her to join in

>>1722038
lol no he was begging literally everybody for sex like a cretin

>>1722065
No he wasn't, the girls were leading him on. if they said no from the beginning I'm sure Seth would've found some other sluts with ease

>>1722074
>getting worked by girls

The state of your boy Seth

>>1721993
>>1722065
>>1722075

Wow ,, this is wery embarrassing story for Seth Rollin . If he is not a true Sex Warrior he should not be a Champioun.

>take steroids and acting lessons for 10 years and become rich and famous so that you can finally get laid
>still can't get strange without unbelievable amounts of female bullshit
What's the fucking point of trying?

>>1716273
>Roman "my wife's son" reigns

I thought WP didn't allow alcohol within 12 hours before or after matches?

>>1722376
>rich
>famous

lol

>>1722376

He's gotta work on his closing. None of this "text me after your shift" bullshit. If a bitch isn't taking an Uber home WITH me right after we get out of the bar then I don't waste any of my time with her.

>>1722414
Just before. Why would it be banned after?

Seth has no game lmao. Glad he has a body and money

>>1722475
Should be after the show not match since there's still a dark match

Not authentic and homosexual

>>1715967
>Fucking easy sluts eeerryy night
>Living his dream job
>Travelling the world
>Getting paid to do it all
>"mentally ill"

A lot of jelly for one post.

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>>1716301
How often you get laid? I'm being serious, do you even get laid?
>respecting women

Walk towards a woman being all nice and "respecting" them to see if you gonna get some. Women like over confident assholes who spit lies on their faces and let them know that he's lying just to get in their pants, and they choose to ignore that fact then go out there after he fucked her and left crying about where are the real men nowadays.

Kid, if you wanna get laid, go out there, hit the gym, wear a fresh outfit, get some tattoos, and act like a fucking douchebag and you'll get any woman you like. Stop living in the Disney fantasy world where you think you'll find a hot girl who won't care about how you look and will date you because you're being nice to her, sorry to burst your bubble, but that doesn't exist, it only happens on movies. If you don't look good, then make sure you're rich as fuck and drive something starting from a Lamborghini and up.

>>1718633
>implying she didn't take the D and then pretended she didn't

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>>1722376
That's some shit that would happen to me! That's how bad I am with women, I can't get a girlfriend to save my life, I was born to die without ever touching a female, I'm cursed!

>>1716130
have sex

>male
>wants some tits and ass

Literally nothing wrong with Seth here, why did this leak, cunt tried blackmail?

>>1716310
Randy Savage was married to Miss Elizabeth

that is getting pussy dipshit

>>1716898
isn't it degenerate as fuck to be thinking about cum while shitposting on the fake fighting for kids section of a chinese pedo cartoon image board?