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>that Seth promo

Fucking hell yeah boy. He's finally the man I wanted him to be.

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>https://streamable.com/y49a

>waaaaaahhhh there are sexy women in my wrestling!!!!!! GET THEM OUT!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is Bryan Alvarez btw

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Anyone know where I can watch the last episode. I can't find it for the life of me.

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E X P O S E D
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>September 10th @ 11:30 P.M

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>September 10th @ 11:30 P.M

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And he rips summerslam apart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajFy9NjgFUs

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http://www.tmz.com/2016/09/06/scott-hall-razor-ramon-kicked-out-airport-bar/

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>watching more than just the PPV specials

>not being a tall, attractive casual fan with zero social anxiety

it's like you enjoy not having a clue

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>debuts as Spanky, a happy-go-lucky young kid willing to humiliate himself and go to any length to get a WWE contract
>already fantastic on the mic, goes toe-to-toe with Cena in promos; already fantastic at telling a story, makes the audience invested in squash matches; already fantastic in the ring, can hold his own against Angle

>gets teamed with Paul London and given little mic time
>puts on great matches anyway, wins the Tag titles, and has a standout technical match against London on one episode of Smackdown

>turns heel and becomes THE Brian Kendrick
>God-tier gimmick, everyone loves it and he gets a near-main-event-level push but drugs fuck him over

>goes to TNA and does the exact opposite of what just worked so well for him, shedding his super egocentric heel persona for a laid-back, ego death, hippie face persona
>wins the X-Division title while cutting great promos materialism; does this all while wrestling without shoes

>returns to WWE as Punished Kendrick, a grizzled vet desperate for one last chance at greatness; subverts his old THE Brian Kendrick persona to highlight the stark contrast between eight years ago and today
>actually tells a fucking STORY with an actual ARC and CHARACTER while everyone else just does generic flippy shit; has a five-star match; literally makes people cry

Just how based can one man get?

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Will Vinny Ru ever recover?

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BELIEVE
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Who is the Steve Buscemi of wrestling?

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https://youtu.be/okgfXmRbVMU
You can't make this shit up
Just watch it. Seriously. Just watch.

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>For the most part, the veterans weren’t subjected to this type of stuff. Michaels, Triple H, Taker, Mick Foley; these guys were respected. Maybe Orton would call Michaels “HBGay” every once in a while, but it wasn’t anything he couldn’t handle. However, the worst incident I can remember involved a respected vet. In 2006, some of us were in the gym before a show when Edge and Matt Hardy got into a shouting match over a hooker or something. This type of stuff happened like every other day so most of us just ignored it. Edge just lost it and fired a 5 lb. plate at Matt. He missed way high and hit veteran Chris Benoit in the back of the head. He had no idea what hit him. Edge actually felt pretty bad about it; Orton thought it was hysterical. Benoit was out cold and we had no idea what to do. Foley, Michaels, and Big Show carried him to a massage table and laid him face down so anyone who saw him would just think he was waiting to get a massage. Cena had about 20 or 25 extra armbands in his locker so he just started wrapping those around Chris’ head to try to stop the bleeding. He woke up about 30 minutes later wondering what happened and why he was wearing 15 armbands on his head. We just blamed it on Cryme Time. Benoit was a real team player and didn’t want this to be a distraction so he just let it go.