ITT: We laugh at RAW and the RAWtists that chose the wrong side

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>Dean wins the title at Battleground in 1/3 odds
Smackdown 1-0 Raw

>Raw blows their load early and goes all out to try to beat Smackdown during the first week. Smackdown just calmly builds up itself.
1-1

>Three weeks in a row of Smackdown easily beating Raw without breaking a sweat
4-1

>Raw just barely wins out at Summerslam because Brock Lesnar blowed Randy Orton the fuck out, but Smackdown still gives a great fight by having easily the best match of the night with John Cena VS AJ Styles
4-2

>Two more weeks in a row of Smackdown easily beating Raw without breaking a sweat
6-2

>And let's be honest, everyone already knows it's gonna happen this week too
7-2

What went wrong, Rawtists? Are you even fucking trying?

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>b-but raw was fun this week
>th-the first two hours were great
>k-kevin owens winning the title was great, wh-who cares if we don't explain why triple h interfered
rawcucks are literally delusional. can't wait to see greatest wrestler alive aj styles tonight on the true a show, as well as hollywood star the miz, actually hot divas that are used purely for fap fodder as they objectively should be with no delusions of a "womens revolution," and an actual tag division not being dominated by unfunny reddit niggers

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>>1716342
why are smacucks so insecure, do they have an inferiority complex or something? since when was deanitty vs ziggler any better than raw
>the state of smacucks

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>mfw Stephanie comes out to scold the entire Raw roster and harp on about women's revolution in sports for thirty minutes every damn episode of Monday Night Raw

>>1716356
>>Raw just barely wins out at Summerslam because Brock Lesnar blowed Randy Orton the fuck out
Yeah and funny thing is,Brock Lesnar(the one that gave the beating) hasn't showed up on Raw since SS,unlike Orton(the one getting beat up) that is already feuding with Bray
Do rawtists love their roided part-timer?

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>>1716402
>yfw your brand BTFO'd itself

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>mfw Enzo and Cass has a live birth celebration and then lose to the Shining Stars who has been on TV maybe once or twice this year
>mfw Bullet Club are playing doctors with black guy urine, black guy testicles, and now old black people
>mfw Sasha Banks fails to swerve the audience with her fake retirement (who gives a shit, Sasha?)
>mfw Darren Young and Bob Backlund is still a thing that's going on

You really watch this shit, Rawcucks?

>>1716440
Yea I was expecting Bad News Barret

I miss his literal shitposting gimmick

>>1716440
>Tfw bob backlund/darren young angle could be the most interesting thing on raw but they're not focusing on the underhanded shit Darren does behind Backlunds back anymore

Darren as a dirty babyface would be cool, and lead up to some sad breakup where Backlund catches Darren in the act and gets disappointed in what his project became

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Delete this
Just please
Delete this

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That's all well and good smackcucks but

Imagine being Austin in that podcast and having to be all like "damn, Deanetty Ambrose, you fuckin' badass, all cool with your skinny DYEL body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have put you over, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is beat Debra in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Austin and not only sit in that chair while "The Lunatic Cringe" flaunts his "DUDE WEED LMAO" indie chill vibes in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his thinning hairline and shitty bangs, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that promo. Not only having to tolerate his indie shitter visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's THE CHAMP and DAMN, DEAN AMBROSE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been ingesting nothing but a healthy diet of Broken Skull IPA and AlphaBrain and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Victoria, Texas. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled forehead as he sucks it in to delivr this embarrassing promo, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "hardcore (for that is what he calls herself)" image, the image he worked so hard for with CZW and other indie feds in the previous years. And then Vince calls for you to change the subject, and you know you could give a stunner to every person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Stone Cold. You're not going to lose your future podcast career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>1716452
Nah, while that could be interesting on paper neither Darren or Backlund can carry it and get peope invested with their performances, even if they didn't have Botchus O'Neill in the picture.

>>1716530
You realize no one cares right? Dean's role was bringing the title that actually matters to smackdown before being kicked back to the midcard after AJ takes it off him. Only reason it didn't happen at SS is that AJ was going over Cena first.

Raw can keep the Shieldettys in their main event if they want. Smackdown is moving forward.

>>1716530
>Austin is basically a dirt sheet reporter now
>Based Ambrose gives him nothing

>>1716530
>RAPE A WOMAN LIVE ON TV, DEAN
>W-what? The writers tell us what to say and d-
>THEN DECAPITATE HER