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He meant he was going to embarrass Hogan with one of the funniest "Fuck yous" of all time.

based HoGOAT burying HBGay and working him into a hissy fit

>>1773539
literally worked himself into a shoot

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*harness breaks*

>>1773542
kek

>>1773542
Why have I only just noticed this...is that guy trying to suck Owen off?

>>1773443

bailey jay is cuter though. i wish she would go into wrestling, it would be a lgbt storyline and she can be a qt submissive trans girl that the divas beat up and succ backstage after the match

>suburbanite white boiiiz think that is thicc

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Old beat up Nikki Bella doesn't know when to quit, out of step with the new generation of Divas ("ugh, we're not called that anymore, Nicole!!").

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no

>>1773438
just add a little benoit, some linda and a load of Stephanie.
oh, silly me, don't forget a spoonie of pg
;-)

hes keeping it alive once cena is gone no matter how much people pretend thet may want it wwe will slowly die

once cena goes
so will the wwe

8, would bang

>>1773353
Fake ass instant turnoff

0.5/10

Would be 8/10 if white

TEACHER, YOU'RE GUNNA GIVE ME AN A+, AND SAMANTHA, YUR GUNNA GIVE ME A BLOWJOB, AND PAJEET, YOUR GUNNA DO MY HOMEWORK

AND THATS THE BOTTEM LINE
CAUSE THIS AUTIST SAYS SO

18+

Also, it's Sunday. Get a grip, dweeb.

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>>1773504

>tfw you graduated 5 years ago but still day dream about cutting a shoot promo in front of your whole school

>>1773286
Sasha Banks and Seth Rollins
Alicia Fox and Neville
Xavier Woods and Sasha Banks
Shinsuke Nakamura and Sasha Banks
Shinsuke Nakamura and Bayley
Seth Rollins and Renee Young
John Cena and Alexa Bliss
Chris Jericho and Charlotte
Xavier Woods and Bayley
Fandango and Tyler Breeze
JBL and Carmella
John Cena and Carmella

>>1773332
In your dreams Cuckter

>>1773286
Neville + Braun

>>1773251

Literally never watching wrestling again if this goober gets the belt.

I am okay with that desu, as long as it makes reddit mad I will be a corbin mark

>>1773251
>THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
I can stop watching

>>1773222
I don't have a problem, actually

BASED

Big Cass too

Bitch please that nigga lucky if he 6' 2"

lads when i get in the wwe i'm going to be billed 6'6 even though i'm 5'6

>>1773210
Dude this guy is way more taller and jacked than he seems on TV, I was Impressed

>>1773129
The queerbos

>>1773129
The Four Cucksmen

>>1773129
N.C.O.
Nu-Male Cuck Order

Once Vince dies Triple H is going to only hire """"wrestlers""""" under 6' for the same reason why he got Scott Steiner fired. Because hes insecure and doesnt want anyone in the company looking bigger than him.

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>>1773111
implying wwe will survive the hardcore mongoloid fan base killing the business.
>pic related
this is the future of sports entertainment

>>1773066
Feet are gross, the fucks wrong wit u nigga?

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Definitely My Precious Blissfu. I dk why she doesnt show them off more

Because im fat and have anxiety

It's Sunday afternoon in my timezone and I still have a hangover.

>inb4 drunken Australian stereotypes

>>1772957
>"Because im fat and have anxiety"-asp

Me too I had false hope

cause the narrative sounded nice

Probably because you don't know anything about MMA.

That's why I thought he had a chance.