>or...gulp...someone voting for Trump.
What did Cuck Foley mean by this?
>>1770253
Wtf I hate Mickuck now
He's salty that his cuck sold out to the establishment despite while failing to realise that Trump was the real anti establishment candidate the whole time
>huge Mick Foley mark when I started watching wrestling
>Trump supporter now
I feel conflicted
Name a more redpilled wrestler. Protip: you are literally incapable of doing so.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ItxKNnRJans
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HP52BJ2lKNo
>calls out Obama
>calls out the Jews
>calls out the Illuminati
>calls out the Lumerians
>calls out the Reptillians
>calls out the moon
How fucking based can one man get?
>>1770242
he knew too much
he went too deep
he sought answers to the questions man should never ask
and now he suffers
>>1770242
>calls out the moon
kek'd
>>1770242
>believes the bs story that Benoit killed his wife and son
dropped
SHE LIVES
who
Literally who?
>>1770219
>going to RAM
Better off injured tbch
How much longer until BMJ is wearing his hat in matches?
It's almost as if years of messing with your testosterone levels accelerate aging along with giving you a limp dick
OMG
He's turning into Hogan.
>>1770167
yes
John Cena will teach *you* to transform your body to fight the Sex Robots
Finally, something that gets me excited about exercise.
I love BMJ now but I will forever hate that pose. It's not 2005 anymore Jhon. Get over it.
>>1770208
kill yourself you fucking idiot
>Wake up tmrw
>You're Vinnie Mac
What do you do?
Turn over the company to Shane
Retire in peace
>>1770049
Based. Unless Shane fucks off again and hands it over to Stephanie.
sign broken matt hardy to a 5 million dollar deal and have him jump the barrier next week during the main event and kill everybody in the ring and then cut a 10 minute promo.
i would then give him the strap the week after by beating KO in 8 seconds.
Will we ever see another team like this again?
>those clowns called the ascension don't count
>>1770006
>will we see more clowns
>but not all clowns apply
>>1770006
Bill Eadie and Barry Darsow were a pretty good Road Warriors knock-off. Their work is a little obscure, but worth a look.
Devastation Corporation in CHIKARA is a loveletter to them.
There's the Bloodbound Warriors on the indies but their biggest matches so far have been TV jobber squashes in ROH.
Failing that: War Machine?
UFC middleweight fighter Michael Bisping went on a Sirius XM Radio show and said that Punk brought in 16 ‘smokers’ to the gym (smokers are essentially test fighters. You bring them in, go through a real fight situation in the gym, a gym fight if you will). The bad news, allegedly he lost to 15 of them.
and yet he walked out with 500k get worked mmatards
imagine being the one dude he beat
KEK
>As noted, this past Monday's WWE RAW drew 2.69 million viewers. PWTorch reports that the final rating for the show was a 1.88.
>It was the lowest non-holiday rating for the show since 1996. It would have been the lowest rating for the show since 1996 including holidays, however the 4th of July episode this year was slightly lower, garnering a 1.87. Note that in 1996 RAW not only faced competition from Monday Night Football, but also from WCW Monday Nitro, which was outdrawing them every week after Hulk Hogan turned heel that summer.
http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0914/617505/wwe-raw-scores-lowest-non-holiday-rating-in-nearly-20-years/
What went wrong?
Putting the belt on a fat fuck cheeseburger inhaler manlet
>>1769783
Monday Night Football
What is Johnny Gargano's ceiling in WWE?
us champ
Might get a loyalty run a decade from now when he's on his way out, like JBL.
Well hes a cruiser weight now so there's that.
Do I have the right physique to be a pro wrestler?
>>1769703
are you over 6'7? If not then no
>>1769703
hnnnnnnnnnnnnng
be my daddy chad
>>1769703
Way too skinny, my dawg
ITT we trigger vanilla midget shill smarks
>>1769701
>6'2
>tall
jesus christ you're an idiot
>>1769701
It's pretty sad to see how deancuck sold out his beloved Ambrose after he lost the title and is now jumping on the Roman bandwaggon
>>1769701
>makes a thread for baiting smarks
>includes a trigger warning
OP, you need to think harder.
>American-born Nikita Koloff legally changes his name, learns Russian from scratch, and stays in-character as a non-English-speaking Russian for almost an entire decade, just to maintain kayfabe
>Mr. Wrestling stays in-character despite breaking his back in a plane crash, then wrestles two weeks later so that people won't find out he's friends with a heel in real life, just to maintain kayfabe
>CM Punk constantly pisses on kayfabe's grave, "breaks the fourth wall xD", and makes a mockery out of wrestling itself just to pander to le smarks
What went wrong?
>>1769647
smarks and gaytch
You got older but didn't grow up.
globalisation happened, kayfabe became laughable. read a book
Oooooooo My GOSH I can't wait. O my goodness...O my goodness...Even though I haven't watch any full matches from either of them I just know RAW is going to be so much more amazing. I mean these guys have to have some talent...like....I don't know..I just can't wait to see them go against some pros.
I literally have no idea why they picked TJ outta the other 31 options.
>The new set of jobbers for Braun to squash arrive on Raw
>>1769563
Some of the Cruiserweights from the CWC offer nothing of value and some of them are straight up fucking garbage
What are some examples of classic Raw WWF TV matches?
>>1769535
TAKE A WALK IN THE SNOW
AND HURT YOUR FEET
>>1769560
the GOAT