Why is everyone acting like they've been behind Slater for ages?
Don't get me wrong it's a nice fun storyline and I'm happy for the guy but I see all these posts and replies like "FINALLY HEATH'S GETTING THAT PUSH BAYBAY".
If he hadn't been put over by this storyline, and had kept on being a comedy jobber, nobody would be (unironically) complaining.
Lose weight
>>1766276
Weird place to write a note to yourself
Take
Is he a draw?
I think he can draw dimes
No, Rhyno is.
>>1766222
I bought this ticket solely to see Baron Corbin said no one ever
What exactly does it take for a wrestler to draw dimes?
>>1766079
Above 6ft 2
Swole
Good on Mic
Good finisher
That's literally it.
>>1766096
Nash only has 1/4 bruh
>>1766101
Nash is a great example of someone with so little talent but went as far as he can with it.
Whereas Hall had a lot of talent but didn't give enough shits.
>"Rumors of an all-women’s tournament in WWE have been quietly batted around for the last few months, but now it looks like it’s going to become a reality. Much like they scouted for the Cruiserweight Classic, WWE has been on the lookout for independent female talent to bring on board for a showcase tournament highlighting the best female athletes pro wrestling has to offer".
Your thoughts?
What wrestlers do you want in this tournament?
Sara Del Rey
No Death Rey no buy
wwe divas are going to ruin it
>MUH WOMENS """""""""""""WRESTLING"""""""""""
DA DA DA DA DUN DA DA DA DA DUN
*pause*
DA DA DA DA DUN DA DA DA DA DUN
*drums*
DA DA DA DA DUN DA DA DA DA DUN DA DA DUN DA DA DA DA DUN DA DA DA DA DUN DA DA DUN
THERES NO HOLDING ME BACK
>>1766003
Is he the GOAT manlet?
What did he mean by this?
>>1765971
>two years of training
>>1765971
>Scuttlepunk
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
lmao, is he doing fencing ?
Who would win in a shoot fight?
It would be a draw since they're both fucking cowards who think they're hot shit and then they're brought down by reality
>>1765870
Phil, probably.
>>1765878
/thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGsBRImD0po
Is this the greatest debut ever?
>that pop when his name comes up on the screen
>first promo is against The Rock at the height of his popularity
>instantly gains heat through great mic skills
>Rock destroys him
>crowd into the entire segment from start to finish
In my opinion, through the test of time Jericho is way better than Rock on the mic.
>>1765834
the worst kept secret in the history of wrestling
>>1766661
>remember that shitter /wwe/ babbies pretend smark crowds didn't exist in the 90s
JOHN CENA SUUUUUCKS! JOHN CENA SUUUUUCKS!-
No I won't cry over Hogan 2.0 leaving the company
>>1765825
I cry whenever he leaves my screen
>>1765877
stay worked
Would things be different(better) if Roman had been the betrayer?
>>1765736
Would have made more sense, but smarks would have still found a way to shit on it
>>1766396
How would it have made sense?
Seth works as the conniving backstabber who sold out to get ahead.
What reason could somebody as OP as Reigns have for selling out?
Is he the next hispanic megastar in WWE?
sure why not
As long as he gets a haircut.
>>1765695
I'm sure he'll work out great like Cara, Kalisto and Del Rio.
I just started watching wrestling again
What ever happened to CM Punk?
>>1765595
He came out and now does gay porn for meth
Dead.
>>1765596
Fuck off, Mickey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRAdWcfpM_Y
>What the hell?
>MMA LEGEND Tito Ortiz?!
This is now a loltna thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6waZuFo5wo
So is this the official thread about storylines that went absolutely downhill, or nowhere in particular?
My friend and I used to be huge Jericho marks back in the day and once time we got the idea to do the Walls of Jer- err, Lion Tamer on each other. And it fucking hurt.
What are some other holds/moves that hurt, /asp/?
>>1765564
You did it wrong you stupid idiots. No hold in wrestling hurts except for the figure four, not even Rusev's super accolade hurts. You know this shit's fake right?
Spear
The camel clutch is torture.
> In the last year Rollins has critically injured in the ring John Cena, Sting, Finn Balor and even himself. Yet the hardcore audience stand by him as some sort of folk hero. Why? This "performer" has limited charisma, limited personality and absolutely minimal psychology. Does he do fantastic highspots? Yes. And is he a magnificent crossfit athlete? Absolutely. But he is an absolutely horrible professional wrestler.
>The goal in professional wrestling is to make it look real without hurting anyone. But Rollins manages to do the opposite as he makes it look fake while critically injuring talented wrestlers.
>Take this buckle bomb which is the cause of many of these injuries. A logical, rationale human being would know that it would be physically impossible to "shoot" that move on anyone, let alone anyone 3 times the size of him, which most professional wrestlers would be. Perhaps he should follow his buddy CM Punk into the UFC to try shooting that move onto a Mickey Gall and see what happens.
>There is zero logic into his moveset, just high spots for the sake of high spots and it is injuring people, ending careers and now killing people.
Who said this? Bret?
>>1765525
Bret actually likes Rollins, despite he criticized his injuries record
>>1765525
Sounds more like Cornette