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>>1778739
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seth green

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This tiny buttplug just for the laughs it gave

>"THIS IS AWESOME"
>"THIS IS AWESOME"


>this isn't awesome

>"FIGHT FOREVER"
>CLAP(x6)
>"FIGHT FOREVER"
>CLAP(x6)
>"DUBUDUBU E UNIVERSE LETTING THEIR THOUGHTS BE KNOWN ABOUT THIS MATCH"

fucking cringe

>THIS IS WRESTLING
>THIS IS WRESTLING

>It's actually ballet

>>1778627
Jericho made that joke first

>>1778627
Who?

>>1778632
Well Jericho invented wrestling.

>>1778625
His teeth do the job for him

Bucky Beaver cry baby mother fucker

He knows how to make good tv

Just doesn't respect the business

>>1778621
"i wish i was joey styles"

>>1778621

It's amazing, there are times where he's fairly competent, then out of nowhere he goes full retard. You'd figure that he'd put a cap on that shit at some point.

What a shit name for a finisher, what was wrong with Bomaye?

Maybe Nygger Tyme is comming back

>>1778616
Probably some bingo hall show

>>1778616
I can see ya Twitter name

>>1778562
Not even hardly

>>1778565
Get a clue.

He was the first guy in the WWF to give another guy the finger and be anti authority. Austin just copied Nash and added drinking beer. Based Nash saved wrestling by creating Stone Cold and the NWO

>>1778493
>500k to eat cupcakes for 2 years, pretend to train, then lost in 2:14

I wouldn't.

How long until Batista cucks him?

>>1778493
>500k for 2 minutes of """""""fighting""""""""
of course not

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>>1778487
>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Has pierced nipples
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for this theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Undertaker
>Cried about Jericho
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>UFC

>>1778487

GOAT at getting choked out

>>1778499
>hissy fit enthusiast

Gets me every single time

But really Phil marks need to go back to wooo where you can circle jerk about how everyone that makes fun of him has abandonment issues despite it being those cucks that were the ones posting nonstop about how Phil would totally come back any day now

>>1778346
I gave him a lot of credit and leeway, because I know he's working with terrible scripts, but when he started really deteriorating in-ring was when I stopped caring.

>>1778346
When he somehow made Dolph goddamn Ziggler look like the more competent wrestler in their PPV match.

Fucking DOLPH ffs. The most consistently mediocre wrestler on the roster.

>>1778346
When he got near the main event scene

Kevin "Krispy Kreme" Steen

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Captcha was 'downey' kek how fitting

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BASED BUFF FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS

>>1778229
I thought Buff's fanbase were lonely old European ladies in need of a shag.

>>1778229
He's a dirty hooker.

>>1778214
>Cody's wife in wrestling gear

Thank you based Cody

Literally who?

>>1778214
>Can she wrestle
>she
There's your answer

>>1778191
Smackdown's worth watching every week
NJPW is only good for big events
RAM's dead

>>1778192
If you think that Smackdown is good you should check if you like Pro Wrestling or sitcom's

>outlaw """""wrestling"""""""

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>broke up a wedding celebration to shit-talk an honorable man's sex life in front of a live crowd

Truly sickening Human being.

bray wyatt, he still acts as though he's a threat despite getting BTFO every single time by everyone he's ever faced

>>1778189
Kane