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and I think he's dating a gypsy

>>1768727
who gives a fuck what that druggie thinks

>>1768727
fuck dorito

yep

swork

>>1768709
Sat worked mark

Does TNA do bra and panty matches

No but they will zoom in on Maria's taint so we should be alright

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where we @

Yes. He's a literal cuck and was scared of Phillip when he debuted

>>1768683
Yes he got his push ruined because he couldn't stop her from posting they were getting married

>>1768683
>CRUSH my pussy
This will now be one of MANY orders Lana gives Rusev.

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>>1768583
Problem is that most wrestling shirts are too gaudy.

There are exceptions like SPLX

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>>1768583
Nah I love them.
This is probs my fave.

Nope. Got no problem wearing them

>asuka will never rip a sushi fart down your throat

man i miss kelly kelly

she blows away all the current '''''''women'''''' on the roster

>>1769820
>actually believing this

I hate this meme but in this case: please, have sex.

couple of questions

>his height?
>op height?

need more info before i decide to sage or not. thanks.

>>1768478
Yup. No PPV buys, anemic tv ratings, no t shirt or toy sales.

>>1768478
A dime was worth like a dollar when he was wrestling so I dunno.

I'd buy it just for that cover.

i will never say a bad thing about BMJ again

What's his finisher?

yeah probably

Punk couldn't defeat the average couch potato in a fight

>>1768441
I got shamrock in that fight

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

WRITTEN IN THE STARS

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>>1768404

I feel nothing

It's pretty generic and boring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVdsHT9Gw30

>>1768385
I have zero idea what these faggots are talking about.

>>1768385
What a glorious beard

>Hunter main
Based Show knows the best class.

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Booked 6,000 pole matches, never drew a dime

have sex

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Used a bullet to shoot himself in the head, never drew a dime.

> But coined this shitposting meme

go to 4.19 on the video

Name five GREAT Hulk Hogan matches

Meanwhile, here's me naming three great Steve Austin matches.

Steve Austin VS Bret Hart Wrestlemania 13
Steve Austin VS Shawn Michaels Wrestlemania 14
Steve Austin VS The Rock Wrestlemania 17
Steve Austin VS Dude Love Over The Edge
Steve Austin VS Triple H No Way Out

>>1768347
Hogan vs Rock is his best match, but it's made by the crowd

>watching cuck culture

>>1768302
>kid's face is better lit than Patron

What is this rinky dink bullshit?

>>1768302
I said it before and I'll say it again. WCPW are nothing but pure money marks. They think they're these master bookers because they made a bunch of top 10 lists about wrestling. It's ironic in that way then because they make all the classic mistakes of indie shows. For one they are splurging ridiculous amounts on every named wrestler they can find. If you're ex WWE talent you're guaranteed a pay day there. There is no way they are turning a profit from their wrestling alone. Despite seemingly having the money to blow on named wrestler though, the actual production values of the show itself is fucking embarrassing. Sound quality is pretty abysmal for example.

>>1768291
I know it's bait but it still makes my head hurt.

jcw is garbage. Hoodslam is where its at.

>>1768315
>Hoodslam mentioned on /asp/
What a time to be alive.
DRUGS! DRUGS! DRUGS!