>be john cena
>start out as a failed bodybuilder straight into wrestling
>everyone's an asshole
>highly competitive RA era
>everythings fast paced
>endless traveling schedule
>impress higher ups by selling yourself
>help company with your popular merchandise
>never whine or complain even when hurt
>body eventually breaks down from years and years of abuse
>come back IR sooner to continue to work
>now a veteran
>understood all about the miles and money
and then...
>get called lazy by some balding laidback cuck with a better yet somehow still shittier gimmick than you
>>1842329
I never thought of it that way
A real noodler
"My feet hurt"
"I wish I was watching anime"
"Why is this guy yelling at me"
"Rapadoooo"
"Wonder what's for dinner"
"I miss Punk sometimes"
"Brieeeee mooooooode"
>>1842329
sounds like a perfect way to turn him heel. he was teasing it the last to weaks. im blue balled.
Ambrose makes no sense, even on the austin podcast he made no sense, i think he tries so hard he end up saying stupid shit
>>1842462
No, dean is just a fucking idiot and a mark for himself
>>1842329
Cena is the alpha
He probably views Dean as a scumbag flash in the pan. He's seen plenty of Deans come and go by now
>calls cena lazy
>a wrestler who somehow made a wigger denzel washington gimmick over
>has torn his body to shreds and disintergrated most of his shoulder cartilage with his non stop work ethic
>>1842470
Would that have something to do with him burying all of them?
>>1842329
sounds the same as cena calling rock lazy.
and cena has a giant baldspot which is why he shaves his head
>>1842340
>john cena heel turn meme
when will people finally give up on this? It is WWE's last bullet in the chamber.
>>1842746
They've waited too long, it'd be pointless now.
>>1842329
>the real John Cena
>>get called lazy on a fake wrestling show
I don't get it.
>>1842329
"I'll be over here being Dean Ambrose while you're over there being the guy who plays John Cena on TV"
>John Cena's real name is John Cena and his character is pretty much just him
>Dean Ambrose's name is Jon Good and his character is a 'crazy lunatic' who's actually just a wacky comedy man, and his real personality is that of the same stoner beta he's always been.
What did he actually mean by this?
>>1843030
If you have to ask.
I'm not sure if Cena much cares for Dean. Word is he thought jobbing to Dean was stupid and half-assed it. I think he likes AJ though.
>>1842750
not if they put him on both shows and he abuses every one
>>1843087
>Cena actually turns Heel
>says "fuck the brand-split" and goes over fan-favourites on both shows
>gimmick is "FUCK YOU I'M BIGGER THAN THE WWE OR ANY ONE SHOW"
ambrose is shit
>>1843139
we can only hope