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Ya see dweebs ya step up to me and quite frankly I know ya just don't have what it finna takes.

Ya can yell
Ya can scream
Ya can cry

But one thing ya can never do and that's gain height. Ya see dwarfs I won the genetic lottery standing at an asstounding 6' 6" (with my wrestling boots on) and a chiseled godlike feezeek keep me miles ahead of ya in all aspects of life.

So the next time ya finna even have the mere scientific photographic fought about typing a reply I suggest ya follow these three simple steps

1. Gain height
2. Take a shower
3. Have sex

It's that simple dweebs. By just following that advice ya can be based like finna me

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2017-01-23 06:12:45 Post No.2180522
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 06:12:45 Post No. 2180522 [Report] [View this topic]

Was this the last great feud between 2 mastodons?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 06:15:19 Post No.2180531
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 06:15:19 Post No.2180531 [Report]

It wasn't even decent.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 06:22:03 Post No.2180547
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 06:22:03 Post No.2180547 [Report]

Nope. It was Big Show vs. Sheamus in 2012.

AJ Styles and Shawn Michaels' lovechild could not get a good match out of Khali.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 06:26:02 Post No.2180560
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 06:26:02 Post No.2180560 [Report]

>>2180547
>Big Show vs. Sheamus in 2012.

exemplary taste anon

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No-drawing shitters 2017-01-23 05:48:45 Post No.2180474
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No-drawing shitters Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:48:45 Post No. 2180474 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT we post never-fucking-drawing scrubs caught in their non-drawing environment.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:50:50 Post No.2180479
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>>2180474
Can't wait till this worthless trash is kicked out of wwe

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:53:20 Post No.2180488
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>>2180474
>Implying Ziggler was ever positioned as a draw guy

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2017-01-23 05:40:43 Post No.2180457
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:40:43 Post No. 2180457 [Report] [View this topic]

What the fuck went wrong?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:42:17 Post No.2180460
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:42:17 Post No.2180460 [Report]

he's on the same show as Roman Reigns

Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:42:21 Post No.2180461
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:42:21 Post No.2180461 [Report]

He's fat, under 6'0" and shit on the mic

Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:47:05 Post No.2180472
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:47:05 Post No.2180472 [Report]

>>2180457

he stopped doing all the cool shit he did vs Cena. He got the belt literally handed to him.

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2017-01-23 05:11:07 Post No.2180408
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:11:07 Post No. 2180408 [Report] [View this topic]

Opinions on this glorious man?

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DaCREANER 2017-01-23 05:12:11 Post No.2180410
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DaCREANER 2017-01-23 05:12:11 Post No.2180410 [Report]

>>2180408
would be a huge fucking flop without his theme

Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:12:32 Post No.2180411
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>>2180408
literally fucking who

Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:31:53 Post No.2180436
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:31:53 Post No.2180436 [Report]

Biggest meme wrestler going

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Update on meeting Rollins 2017-01-23 04:54:23 Post No.2180373
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Update on meeting Rollins Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:54:23 Post No. 2180373 [Report] [View this topic]

So earlier I made a thread about Seth giving my sister his number. Well. I just walked into my sisters room and she now has a Seth Rollins poster on her wall. What the fuck guys.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:56:07 Post No.2180374
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>>2180373
Your only chance for this to end well is to fuck her before Seth gets the chance.

Do it anon. For great justice.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:57:55 Post No.2180380
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:57:55 Post No.2180380 [Report]

>>2180374
She is laying on her bed right now

Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:59:49 Post No.2180384
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:59:49 Post No.2180384 [Report]

Post the autograph nigger

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:45:35 Post No. 2180355 [Report] [View this topic]

SAVE_US.619

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:57:47 Post No.2180379
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:57:47 Post No.2180379 [Report]

>>2180355
Who is considered the best Mexican wrestler?

Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:59:59 Post No.2180385
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>>2180379
Sasha's dad

Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:00:28 Post No.2180387
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 05:00:28 Post No.2180387 [Report]

He's going to save WWE by killing everyone or at least the sons of beloved legends like he did last year in AAA

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Ring of Honor 2017-01-23 04:27:07 Post No.2180300
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Ring of Honor Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:27:07 Post No. 2180300 [Report] [View this topic]

Watching the Ring of Honor for the first time today and it's literally the most cringiest wrestling I've ever watched. I've stopped watching WWE many years ago but watched it growing up. But what the fuck is shit? They're like dancing and doing the chicken dance.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:31:37 Post No.2180314
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:31:37 Post No.2180314 [Report]

>most cringiest

Literally so dumb you can't even use a non-word properly.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:32:20 Post No.2180315
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:32:20 Post No.2180315 [Report]

>>2180300
I like to watch ROH PPVs but I've never bothered with the free show's
I've come to learn that all wrestling shoes are just trash and should just stick to the PPVs

Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:33:22 Post No.2180318
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>>2180315
Yeah wrestlers boots are pretty shitty...

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Shitstain Nakamura 2017-01-23 03:44:11 Post No.2180196
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Shitstain Nakamura Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:44:11 Post No. 2180196 [Report] [View this topic]

Ok, can someone please explain to me what the big deal is with Nakamura?

I mean just look at him. He is fugly to the 10th power. Is he trying to imitate pop-eye with his lazy eye? Is that a Michael Jackson jacket he has on? WTF? The guy comes down to the ring acting like he has severe autism. He can't talk either.

Now lets talk about his wrestling. He has already hurt wrestlers and almost ended Autistic Aries career. Sure, he can do "strong style" and is an amazing violent wrestler who actually hits people and no-sells moves that could knock a person out, but I've seen this shtick before from others.

Wrestling is starving, STARVING for characters who are actually interesting and you can relate to. How the hell can Kenzo Susike 2.0 get over?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:45:12 Post No.2180202
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>>2180196
Never in my life have I felt an energy in the building like I did when Nakamura walked out at the NXT show. It was next level shit, like a mild psychotropic drug induced state. The guy had complete unfettered control of the crowd the entire time, like some weird spazzy pro wrestling pied piper. It was amazing.

You just have to experience it for yourself in person, I cannot do it justice with words.

Triphammer (ID: !FACeqETVdA) 2017-01-23 03:45:59 Post No.2180203
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Triphammer (ID: !FACeqETVdA) 2017-01-23 03:45:59 Post No.2180203 [Report]

>>2180196
Never in my-
>>2180202
oh

Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:47:02 Post No.2180206
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>>2180202
This

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:33:47 Post No. 2180169 [Report] [View this topic]

>he comes out in a Harley as his WM entrance

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:34:29 Post No.2180171
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:34:29 Post No.2180171 [Report]

BARON

DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:34:32 Post No.2180173
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>>2180169
*on

Broken Anonymous (ID: !!QocTAwgIINt) 2017-01-23 03:35:46 Post No.2180179
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Broken Anonymous (ID: !!QocTAwgIINt) 2017-01-23 03:35:46 Post No.2180179 [Report]

>>2180169
>I cum inside ya mum at night

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:05:18 Post No. 2180075 [Report] [View this topic]

What are the best type of heels? doesn't matter cause at the end of the day they are all pussies that are too scared of their own shadows.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:20:36 Post No.2180129
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>>2180075
>FB_IMG

hi /wsp/

Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:21:51 Post No.2180135
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:21:51 Post No.2180135 [Report]

Great tier

Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:26:15 Post No.2180147
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:26:15 Post No.2180147 [Report]

these people don't understand the nuances of Miz's 2016-2017 character

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:14:20 Post No. 2179968 [Report] [View this topic]

Tiger Mask W ep 15
>Top waifu nurse goes to WWE...GWM
>TG sorta stalks her
>Becky and Charlotte become a tag team
>Brutally defeat some kawaii Tag team
>they cry
>TG beats up some 500lbs dood

THE END
not too bad

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:16:38 Post No.2179974
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