CHO-CHO-CHOSEN ONE
>>2178523
GOAT
Double J was great
>>2178523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MQRXbLU19k
>Ambrose gets kayfabe cuck'd
>wwe adds massive boo's (like when they modify the footage to make roman look like anyone likes him)
>insane losing streak
>shoots of rumors of alcoholism
>turns into a laughing stock
>kayfabe injury
>out for a few months
>another joke ass forgettable wwe day
>lights out
>ppl marking out, they know shit got real after a long time finally
>weird silence
>GIMME THE FUCKING MIC!
>A strong light in the middle of the ring: PIC RELATED
>IM HERE TO FIX THIS FUCKING JOKE OF A PROMOTION
>The entire WWE roster gets BTFO like never seen before
>Freakzilla destroying the entire """wymin revorushon""", leaving a few tetraplegic
>MOST FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE MIC SKILLS IN HUMAN HISTORY
>Literally the best stable EVER in recorded human history.
>Ratings hit the stratosphere
>Vince dies with a smile, he made it, he made it, he finally made it, he fixed the company.
OP here I forgot to mention: BROKEN DEAN
YOU BETTER COMMENT OR PUSHING THIS THREAD UNTIL IT GETS POPULAR, U BUNCH OF NECKBEARDS
Cringe.
What's the wrestling version of this?
>>2178386
All villains are shit tier
>>2178386
Isn't Ziggler basically being a great tier right now?
He's being edgy now because he just couldn't get anything as a face no matter how hard he tried
And he's now broken
>>2178386
> Elder God
Jericho circa 08
> Great tier
Vince McMahon
> High tier
Bret Hart circa 97
> Mid tier
I dunno, Jake the Snake?
> Meh tier
Bray Wyatt
> shit tier
Most generic heels
Pentagon Jr. posted the following on Facebook, announcing that he has left AAA and is a free agent…
Hello to everyone because as you know today, I belong to the company aaa and I become a fully independent wrestler. And to clarify my new name is Penta 0 M!!!! and on the faction of dogs of evil we’re just awaiting the Acceptance of the person in charge of the mark if he wants to continue to belong to this faction or stays in aaa that I confirm After these days I’ll do a live to clear all your doubts while I know I count on your support at this stage of my career thanks!! Remember Penta 0 M
Is this too much of a coincidence considering the Royal Rumble is right around the corner? Really makes you think.. Hmmm...
Thoughts? Will he appear at the Royal Rumble? Could he not only be a surprise entrant but also a surprise winner that would re-ignite the WWE and wrestling world creating a major buzz feel as though anything in the WWE can happen?
>>2178352
Does that mean he's out of LU?
Meltzer said that paperwork and processing and legal shit for people coming into the WWE takes months. Even if Kenny Omega himself personally walked up to Vince and said he's signing on they wouldn't put him in the rumble.
>>2178377
AJ didn't decide to leave Japan until the day of Wrestle Kingdom, then debuted at the Royal Rumble soon after.
>the three biggest draws of all time (four if you count the Hulkster) were bald
Hairmores seethin'.
>>2178329
>Bergetty
>drawing a dime
and The Rock wasn't bald until Hollywood
>>2178329
18+
The Rock only got bald towards the end of his career
Im Creating Some CAWs for 2K17 and i need some names
>>2178249
Cody Rhodes
The Dirty Dog
Pooper Rex
>>2178249
Turd Furgeson
Oh shit lads
Pentagon, Fenix, and rest of Perros Del Mal reportedly left AAA, and Konnan took them with him.
AAA owns most of the gimmicks anyway so it'll be interesting to see what happens with them later.
>>2178228
Oh shit. Who?
Fenix dumped AAA months ago.
>>2178230
18+ /wwe/ babby
call me when Mil Muertes leaves.
the day wrestling lived
>no more hbgay antidraw antics
>austin becomes the focal point of the show
pretty much
>HBK: I dont think Austins ready vi-
>Taker: If you dont do the job, i'll be waiting at Gorilla.
BASED taker wouldnt take his shit.
>people calling Shawn the GOAT
>The most important moment in WWF history was taking the belt off his no dime drawing ass
If you are an adult man who likes Becky you are a sick sexual predator.
Her gimmick is that of a mentally challenged deaf girl.
All these smelly, reeking, manky, malodourous, foul, cheesy-breathed, BO-Ridden, overweight, socially inept, greasy haired, acne ridden, dandruff flaked, cucky neckbearded smarks who lust after her need rounded up and chemically castrated then locked away for life.
>>2178097
Nobody likes her, it's just another asp meme
>>2178099
Talking about reddit ya fag
And my sister was with me...Shall I continue? Anyone actually interested before I greentext this fucking gong show
Do it bby
>>2178011
Only if he harassed your sister
>>2178011
if this story ends with anything other than a shitty overdone meme, revealing you were lying the whole time I'm not fucking interested
Holy shit this show was so good
Begging ya
>>2178008
I just get laid yesterday
>>2177990
>paying $165 to watch aging, WWE rejects pander for nostalgia at a indy show in Mexico
Son, you got worked.
The last night of FantasticaMania is on right now.
Japanese commentary: http://njpwworld.com/lp/l_live_85_3
Spanish commentary: http://njpwworld.com/lp/l_enlive_85_4
those are some tiny titles
Why is Kenny Omega not on the poster but okada is? Is he leaving?
Okada is fucking great
> The ROCK
> STONE Cold
How did they both get over when they have the same sedimentary gimmick at the same time?
>>2177928
How were ya conceived when ya mom needs a crane to get her outta bed?
>they have the same sedimentary gimmick
Find clues
Try again
>>2177932
Based Deanchad destroying wew. Go Deanmark! Destroy woo!
you know what to do
>>2177851
Who is this? What's with the tissue?
what did le shovel man mean by this ?
>that beard
holy fuck el oh el
>>2177814
He was and will always be a lemmy mark.
>>2177814
>not being a mark for Lemmy