Anyone but Randy!
Vince please I'm begging ya! Switch the script
HEY
Just imagine the complete no-pop when he wins. They can't go through with this.
Please fucking God don't do this Vince what the fuck
>As we recently reported, Sasha Banks appeared at the Cricket Wireless store in San Antonio this morning. She apparently drew a huge crowd, as seen in the video above. Joey McReynolds of WOAI / KABB San Antonio tweeted that an estimated 2,000 fans showed up this morning to meet her.
BECKETTY AND FATSUKA ON SUICIDE WATCH
They wanted to talk to someone who beat California Chrome at the Pegasus World Cup yesterday.
more like mooncricket wireless whenever shes around
she's so fucking cute, i want to choke her with my huge aryan cock
>wrestling fan since 2004
>gave up watching in 2009, PG made it god awful and boring
>no idea how's wrestling today
Is this royal rumble gonna be worth my time or should I come back in 5 years hopping for atittude era 2.0
18+
Yeah dude watch it wrestling if great right now you're in for some quality matches
do yourself a favor and just don't watch
>You want to see a real joke have _________ take his pants off
Rollins
GOAT
Carter
Don't you dare to fucking win it you boring faggot
This again? Its not happening, get over it ya mark
>>2203545
>will win the rumble to """""""main event""""""" with bray wyatt
JUST
>>2203545
Been there for for 15 years and never had a good match.
Should we simulate the Rumble or would /asp/ prefer choosing the Tributes?
>implying there's gonna be any wrestling discussion before the Rumble
>>2203520
I'm about to simulate it on wwe 2k17 because i'm bored as shit
>>2203520
Add Bayley please.
Do one of those hunger game things with /asp/ tripfags and avatarfags
Post your wishlist.
Shouldn't the next one be called Smackdown vs RAW 2018?
Fucking story designer. It's been too long. Universe mode isn't enough to satisfy my autism.
>>2203525
Fuck this.
I want based GM mode back
>Randy Orton is still the odds on favorite to win the Royal Rumble at -915. Orton is so favored right now that a bet on "the field" is +505. This means you can bet against Orton and if anyone else wins the wager is successful.
Hourly reminder that he is winning
>>2203416
FUCK YOU WWE FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUU FUCK YOU WWE FUC YOU
He wont win. Thats the pollers being faggys,
Winner is you.
>vince tries every year to make "big drawing matches" for mania
>orton vs bray for the world title
jesus fuck
why do NXT ppvs get hot as fuck crowds while WWE ppvs are dead?
is it because of the few kids in the NXT crowds?
>>2203398
Because raw fans dont care about wrestling? They still pop for fuck finishes, finishers, entrance, special guesst or legends.
They should make all the matches full of strikes under 9 mins like wwf 80s.
>>2203398
>"fight forever"
>"Women's wrestling"
>"holy shit" chants at entrances
>"hey bayley"
No thanks I'll take the quiet comparatively less neckbeardy crowds.
>>2203411
>dead crowds make a good products
top cuck
*eats hamburger*
*beats Roman*
Would explain why his theme music sounds like farts
>romanreigns.jpg
^gets booed^
Was he blindsided?
>>2203325
Things will never ever be the same
>>2203325
was it a cheap shot?
Are they gonna pay?
Are they gonna pay?
Anyone else been impressed with "Stone Cold" Seth Rollins recently?
Him taking over the NXT event yesterday was amazing.
If Seth was Stone Cold he would have beaten all of those security guards.
fuck off Colby
>>2203239
Holy shit is that Seth Rollins real name? How do you know that? Do you know him personally?
Admit it, you miss The Authority.
>>2203196
no, but i do miss the guy in the upper left corner
RIP to a quality angle.
>>2203196
Not going to lie, Corporate/Demon Kane and Chicken shit Seth shenanigans were some of the best kino in years.
>the stupid perfect 10 chants
>We'll hear it all throughout the rumble instead of people actually counting down
Boy I sure do love NXT
Explain to someone who doesn't watch NXT what you're talking about.
>>2203157
i dont watch nxt but i know exactly what hes talking about. did you not watch survivor series? they were chanting 10 during countouts. so instead of 1, 2, 3, 4, it was 10, 10, 10, 10. I'm assuming instead of counting down for the rumble entrants, theyre jsut gonna chant 10. I don't get it, it's fucking stupid and gay
>>2203157
there is a one meme guy, his name is tye dillinger
if he comes out at the #10 spot, you will here stupid "ten" chants during the whole match.. if he doesn't come out, you will hear them and they will be louder than ever
it's like bryans yes chant, but stupid
>Jericho will still be inside the cage during the royal rumble due to keyfabe technical difficulties of getting it open
>his music hits at some number during the match
>shark cage is finaly descended into the ring while the last 2 are battling each other
>gets his foot onto the ring the exact moment when the last two wrestlers eliminate themselves
screen this
>>2203151
theres at least like 2 hours between the match and number 30 entering so what if he needs to pee? no way they can keep him in the cage that long
>>2203158
Do you piss every 2 hours anon?
>>2203179
I piss every 45 minutes