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Batista's problem was that he came back as a boring face instead of a based entertaining heel.

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Anonymous 2017-02-19 06:26:51 Post No.2287733
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>wanting some old Hollywood fuck to save us
why not just bring the Rock back again?

Anonymous 2017-02-19 06:27:09 Post No.2287736
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Think about this for a second. Deanmark, Triphammer, Trooth Bombz are the faces of /asp/ By posting on /asp/ you are part of their society. You are part of them

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2017-02-19 03:59:09 Post No.2287305
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Anonymous 2017-02-19 03:59:09 Post No. 2287305 [Report] [View this topic]

>FUCK THAT SHIT

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Anonymous 2017-02-19 04:00:44 Post No.2287308
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Anonymous 2017-02-19 04:00:44 Post No.2287308 [Report]

I HATE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

Anonymous 2017-02-19 04:08:42 Post No.2287334
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>>2287311
Do you have a job, Trip?

Anonymous 2017-02-19 04:10:54 Post No.2287341
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>>2287334
kek what a fucking loser

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Literally the most overrated wrestler of all time 2017-02-19 09:25:20 Post No.2286746
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Literally the most overrated wrestler of all time Anonymous 2017-02-19 09:25:20 Post No. 2286746 [Report] [View this topic]

Prove me wrong

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Anonymous 2017-02-19 09:27:20 Post No.2286750
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Anonymous 2017-02-19 09:27:20 Post No.2286750 [Report]

He's not even the most overrated wrestler to be recognised by WWE as a 16-time world champion.

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Anonymous 2017-02-19 09:28:54 Post No.2286752
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>>2286746
AJetty. Both unironically get called the GOAT by deluded fans but ric flair at least cracks the all-time top 50

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Anonymous 2017-02-19 07:34:59 Post No. 2286607 [Report] [View this topic]

The great debate

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Anonymous 2017-02-19 07:35:36 Post No.2286609
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Anonymous 2017-02-19 07:35:36 Post No.2286609 [Report]

One saved the company and one almost killed it

There's no debate

Anonymous 2017-02-19 07:38:57 Post No.2286617
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Anonymous 2017-02-19 07:38:57 Post No.2286617 [Report]

>Bret makes his return
>HBK retires
>Undertaker gets to main event WM
>That year's WM flops in buyrates
Probably would've been overkill if they also brought Kevin Nash

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>>2286609
I wouldn't say Bret saved the company so much as made the guy who saved the company.

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Anonymous 2017-02-19 05:34:57 Post No. 2286353 [Report] [View this topic]

>Dolphetty fugged this
JUST

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>He also fugged this
J U S T

Anonymous 2017-02-19 05:37:28 Post No.2286363
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>>2286353
She was still decent when he did
>>2286357
No excuse for this though, he must be one of those guys that fucks anything he can

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>Cucked bt BMJ
J U S T
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Anonymous 2017-02-19 04:33:03 Post No. 2286193 [Report] [View this topic]

Write his return promo

10 mins of CM Punk chants later
>Despite, everything that's occurred, despite everything that's happened in my life, one thing that still holds true, and I say it with confidence, I am the best Wrestler in the world

Mix of cheers, laughs and boo's

>Oh yeah, don't worry, imma address the giant elephant in the room, I did have a run in the UFC and I did get my ass kicked in 2 minutes and 40 seconds...and it was the best thing that ever happened to me...besides marrying AJ of course

Huge pop and a few AJ Lee chants

>As I lay in the middle of that octagon, beaten, bruised, and honestly embarrassed, I had something I never had since leaving the WWE back in 2014...clarity

>In that moment, I realized, "What are you doing Punk, why are you here?" So I asked myself that night after night, over and over again. Why was I there? It wasn't for AJ, she tried her hardest talking me out of it. It's wasn't for the Fans, they didn't care where I went, hell, they'd watch me if I went to Championship Wrestling from Hollywood. It wasn't for Vince. Despite what you've heard, I'm not as petty as you'd like to believe. No no...it was for me. I had a goal, and I had a mission. I got myself into the best shape of my life and I got my big chance. Win lose or draw, I got myself there thru sheer will!

CM Punk chants exploding

>And it got me thinking...if I can do that, I can get myself to the main event of Wresltemania! Yeah I got my ass kicked but you don't just a fish on its ability to fly! You think Brock is any less of a Beast cause he couldn't hack it in the NFL?! NO! I am not a damn MMA fighter! I am a Goddam Wreslter! And it's time I remind everyone why I am THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!

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