>pushed as ugly
>actually one of the better-looking guys in the company
What did WWE mean by this?
Its just Vince that hates his face
>>2287155
This. Vince thought he looked like a rat.
He's not the only one. Nevvy is easily one of the most fuckable guys in the company
How does he feel being the literal Jannetty?
>>2286930
"oh golly I hope the virgins on 4chan don't make a meme of me"
at least he will be remembered desu
99% of wrestlers kill themselves in high schools gyms and no one knows their names
>>2286964
No one remembers him outside of /asp/ because of memes
Who's better?
>>2286809
don't even try it phil
On the mic, Punk
>>2286809
>Mic
Punk
>In Ring
Punk
Career Accomplishments
Cena
>Look
Cena
>Drawing skills
Cena
Cena wins overall
ITT: wrestlers you hope suffer a career-ending and potentially life threatening injury.
>>2286737
Not these guys they're my favorites
Is this a forced meme?
>>2286737
if he's such a draw why couldn't he save TNA
1. they hired a wrestler to be a booker (always fails)
2. he was 60 years old
>save TNA
Nobody is that big of a draw
>>2286634
TNA ain't dead yet.
Has WWE actually confirmed Bray is the main event of Wrestlemania?
Orton won the Rumble, not Bray or the WWE Championship or Smackdown. Isn't it technically possible that Vince just pulled some bullshit on us? Bray vs Whoever could happen anywhere on the Wrestlemania card now. This may have been Vince's excuse to make Lesnar vs Goldberg the main event again. Or possibly the Raw Women's Championship.
I'm concerned about this now.
>Orton giving up his shot
>>2286428
Autism: the post
There's going to be like four main events. Bray vs. Randy will be one. Roman vs. Undertaker will be another. Goldberg vs. Lesnar will go on last.
sup /asp/ the microwrestling federation is coming to my town in a month.
Are these midget shows worth the cash or are they just memes
>>2286220
Most of those feds are memes, but there are some midgets that can go.
>>2286322
are the shows normally expensive? I think i will see the midgets instead of the $30 WWE live shit
>>2286220
How much is a ticket? I would much rather support them and you should too, unless it's hornswoggle
You're looking at the next WWE Universal champion right here by or on or after Wrestlemania............ohyeahbaby....time and date...CAP IT INNNN MANNNN
>>2285773
The only acceptable reason for Jericho not to win the title in the main event of WrestleMania is if he squashes KO then takes the title from Goldberg the next night
I'm pretty sure he is going back to Fozzy after WM so its not going to happen
Nice try Chris
>>2285610
It was just...a bunch of matches. Didn't feel like a big show. Rocky and Cena have no chemistry. Punk vs Taker was only decent match on the card, and it's pretty garbage after the fact without the drama of the streak on the line.
Why keep remaking this thread.
Go outside.
>>2286675
this, but replace "Go outside." with "kill yourself"
He's probably going to have to put Corbin over at 'Mania. Is it time for the inevitable heel turn? He can bw salvaged if they run a "Dean has lost his edge, Renee made him soft" storyline. Plus Styles and probably Orton will be going face soon. Sometimes faces need to turn to give them a harder edge before going face again. I say bring back FCW Ambrose for a while.
It is time for his future endeavor
>>2285344
Hey, that's a good look for Ambrose. I've always thought his wife beater and jeans looked so shit and hard to move around in.
It is time for his future endeavor
>A new era is what this once proud and profitable company sorely needs. What was once a captivating, trend-setting program has now deteriorated into a cliched, let's be honest, boring snoozefest that is in dire need of a knight in shining armor, and that's why I'm here. Chris Jericho has come to save the WWE!
>Now let's go over the facts. Television ratings, downward spiral; pay-per-view buy-rates, plummeting; mainstream acceptance, non-existent; and reactions of the live crowds, complete and utter silence.
>And I know why you're silent! You're silent because you're embarrassed to be here. And quite honestly, I'm embarrassed for you. And the reason why you're embarrassed is because of the steady stream of uninteresting, untalented, mediocre "sports entertainers" who you're forced to cheer for and care for. No wonder you're not cheering! You could care less about every single idiot in that dressing room, and especially this idiot in the center of the ring
>You people have been led to believe that mediocrity is excellence.
What did Jericho mean by this?
>Pay per view buyrates were plummeting when Undercarder was on top
Woah
>>2285024
If you look at the cards. Bret was headlining most of the time when Undercarder was champ.
Based Y2J.
WELL, YA SEE PUNK....
In this business...
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS...
I TRY SO HARD
Who do you think we be good to cast in a wwe movie ?
probably wrestlers
>>2284815
/thread
DDL as Vinnie Mac
Matt Damon as Shane McMahon
Bruce Willis as Steve Austin
Josh Brolin as HHH
Chris Jericho as himself
The Rock as himself
Which one of you /asp/ies did this?
>>2284667
That's really sad actually
Sad part is that he's being completely serious
>>2284667
I'm glad I don't take wrestling this serious. Especially women's """""wrestling"""""
how come a character as unoriginal as bayley manages to be so likable?
>>2284274
But she isn't, unless you're a child or an autistic adult
>>2284318
Hey that sounds like me!