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How you doing?

>>2295984
enzo's gonna kill someone he's that bad

They are already over despite being shit in the ring. Casuals don't give a shit that they're trash HOWYOUDOIN?

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The haircut was one thing but the damn short trunks.....he was never the same afterwards

>>2295863
OP here, fuck, typo, sorry lads.
Meant to say "flies", not "dimes".

Biggest draw since Hogan

>>2295882
Hi Paul!

>>2295770
>Who is Tyler

>>2295770
Literally now who the fuck is that

I expect a match with Pete Dunne at NXT TakeOver: Orlando.

Drawing dimes. Being tall. Not seething or being worked.

Having Sex.

/asp/ is a Five Guy E-Penis size contest between fat neckbeards and skinny NEETs thinking that stating opinions they don't believe in and purposely changing the argument into the opposite of the adversary at the right moment is some kind of grand mastermind machinery making them advanced memesters, never to realize they're competing in a prizeless competition as what they consider "winning" is a notion that doesn't factually exist in such whereabouts. At the end of the day the only people they work is themselves, into believing they've won something that can only be lose.

this is the type of shit your 55 year old uncle who watched wrestling in the 80s would send you on Facebook

>>2295587
cringe

>>2295587
Honestly the one thing I don't get is:
>everyone I like escapes all criticism because it's booking's fault
>everyone I don't is responsible for their own character entirely

>>2295570
Is she mixed race

>>2295570
let's see yours now anon

>>2295570
So his dad got cucked?

>>2295458
ya finna have to stop shitposting right now

>>2295459
can't hear you from all the way down there little guy

speak up

>>2295458
How tall is she.

Wish they banged.

Good morning Hunter.
Don't you have a Smackdown TV taping to prepare for?

>>2295297
Agree

>>2295299
Cringe

>>2295299
Agree

>>2295354
Cringe

>>2295222
Not every day faam

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>>2295229
Yours is better

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>>2295202
my dean

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I wish I was a NEET so I could pre game hard with y'all but I gotta get paid

Enjoy the tailgate and I'll see all you Smacklads at 8

>Notice how BEEFCAKE brought beards back to WWE?

I didn't even know that Brutus was married, nevermind actually bringing his wife on TV.

>>2295167
Agreed, wwe is become tna in five years if they keep signing Indy midgets

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>numerous homosexual slurs littered throughout the post where OP makes no secret of his lust for LARGE MUSCLY BEEFY MEN
Really makes ya think...............

>>2295094
I don't have a problem with that

>>2295100
This

Based Big Giant Braun working the antismarks

>>2295094
BBD fan. I'd still be happy if Reigns put him over.

As long as he gets the belt away from the manlets and the fatties that is.

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>>2294984
Any other answer is objectively wrong.

Strowman

>>2294987
This. But i dont want to see him with this ugly universal strap.

He was fortunate enough to come up in the era where the company was fighting for survival, instead of being in the micro-managed mess that following generations have to deal with.

>>2294932
>its corporate's fault no one has an ounce of talent and is a charisma vacuum

>>2294962
strowman got fucking chewed out because he said title SHOT instead of title MATCH. so yeah it's company's fault.