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>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

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>cancels network

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>/asp/ shares the same wrestling opinions as this manlet with shitty tattoos who failed so hard in the business that him, his father, and his son all killed themselves.

Explain this.

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No one wants to see this

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Fatass should retain the title, via DQ at Fastlane.

Any other outcome would be retarded:
If Goldberg goes over clean, it means 1 year of building and Jericho's sacrifice to make Owens a top heel are for nothing.
Owens is finally getting legit heel heat like never before, it'd kill his momentum.
Goldberg leaves and WWE no longer has a top, credible heel.

Have Lesnar interfere at Fastlane, and Owens having a title vs career against Jericho at Mania.

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that feel when universal belt starts to look better than wwe belt

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https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNxaPMoBBNJj

>1:27 "we're gonna need some boos, yeah...like if roman reigns was here"

KEK BASED DWAYNE BTFOING HIS COUSIN

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Stop watching Raw

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After Raw Went Off The Air

The Rock came out & called CM Punk on his phone but it went to Voicemail so he left a message

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I don't even like the weeb club, but why?
what does this accomplish?
how would this get Roman over?

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>outlaw wrestling

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Characterize Anderson and Gallows in this thread.

Who are they supposed to be? What are their goals? How do they accomplish them?

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Stupid, sexy Ahmed!

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"Ladies and gentlemen......the newest member of the WWE Hall of Fame, class of 2017.......THEODORE LONG!"

*long applause from crowd*

Teddy: "Thank you! Thank you very much! Hey...HOLLA, HOLLA, HOLLA!"

*crowd continues cheering*

Teddy: "Again, thank you......you know, tonight is a very special night for me, and I feel so honored right now. I've had a long career in this business, with a lot of great, memorable moments, and I made a lot of friends along the way. But, you know......I also had some struggles along the way, and I went through some bad experiences. As a matter of fact, lemme take y'all back in the day, when I had an encounter with a certain wrestling legend, who liked to style and profile......."

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What would happen if Vince dropped dead tomorrow?

What would the fall out be? Who would take immediate control? How would it change the industry in the short and long run?