The Authors of Painburgers
Samoa-KO?
K-Joe?
A leaf and a coconut?
>>2279937
Steiners Worst Nightmare
Why WWE Is RIGHT To Transfer The Universal Title To Goldberg
http://whatculture.com/wwe/why-wwe-is-right-to-transfer-the-universal-title-to-goldberg
>The role of part-timers has been criticised within the wrestling fandom since The Rock first returned to WWE screens in 2011 - and not without some justification. Rock was unconcerned with the company’s top prize, but rather the man who held it. When he did put himself forward, in 2012, it was an afterthought. Brock Lesnar was similarly unconcerned; when he returned in 2012, his first target was John Cena. The most legitimate contender ever didn’t put himself forward for contention. Rock, Lesnar, Triple H, and the Undertaker occupied a stratosphere all of their own, one which did not bother itself with the championship gold they had long since transcended. The part-time stars weren’t there to work with their full-time counterparts. They were there to fight amongst themselves. What did it say about the top prizes if the men promoted as the biggest stars didn’t give two sh*ts about them?
Brock Lesnar bucked the trend when he set his sights on John Cena’s WWE Championship in the summer of 2014. Crucially, this came after his conquest of The Undertaker’s WrestleMania streak; in one stroke, the title was painted with more prestige than either it or the World Heavyweight Title aligned to its lineage had been in years and years.
The man makes the belt. Not the other way ‘round.
>>2285478
What really annoys me is when smarks say "xyz DESERVES the title" when it should be the other way around.
No one deserves a title. You give it to the guy who can make the title feel the most prestigious. The guy who draws ratings, sells merch, gets people talking. Wrestling is a business not a charity. Give it to the guy who's gonna make you the most money not some guy who you think """""deserves""""" it.
Did this nigga just post whatculture on /asp/ as a source?
>>2285478
>whatcuckture
No thanks.
what the fuck was his problem
couldn't draw flies to shit
>>2285446
Couldn't draw a pen to paper to write an apology to Vince for not being able to draw flies to shit.
>>2285446
he lost his smile
Name one wrestler that:
1. Was a draw in the USA
2. Used suicide dives during TV matches
Hint: You can't
>>2285318
Daniel Bryan. Have a nice evening.
its almost like the suicide dive is a modern move in the US
Chris Benoit became instant draw when he used Suicide
R.I.P. George 'The Animal' Steele.....
R.I.P. Ivan Koloff.....
Death comes in threes......(Nicole Bass doesn't count because she was more a bodybuilder than a wrestler)
Who do you think will be the third big one? Pic related, my guess
Chavo Classic
I still don't believe Vader is actually dying. It's just him:
1. Trying to get heat off himself for burying Ospreay
2. Trying to get WWE to put him in the Hall of Fame
>>2285225
RIP Chavo Snr.
There's your third
The two biggest draws of all time
Both of them are the Janetty of their original stables.
OP here. Posted the "WOAT draws" pic by accident.
Here's the right one.
>>2285144
Sorry, op here
Posted the wrong pic by accident
>Roman
>defends the US Title regularly
>smarks complain because he doesn't defend it on PPV enough and against the same opponents
>Redditcho
>doesn't defend the US Title
>nobody complains because they like his cringey comedy segments
BBDWTS
at least Jericho wears it
Roman didn't even pretend to be interested in it
>deanetty doesn't defend the ic title at all on ppv
>smarks stay quiet
Hmmm
Rate these logos from worst to best.
>God tier
WM X, WM XI, WM 33, WM 32, WM X8, WM 30
> Good tier
WM 1, WM 13, WM 14, WM 34, WM 31, WM 29, WM 17, WM 12, WM 11
>Ok tier
WM 27, WM 26, WM 28, WM 25, WM 24, WM 9, WM 20, WM 19
>Shit tier
WM 2, WM 3, WM 3, WM 4, WM 5, WM 6, WM 7, WM 8, WM 21, WM 22, WM 23
worst is play button, 28, 2000 and 21
best is 33, 13 and 5
>>2285123
29 is pure cringe
10, 20, 24, 30, and 32 are best ones
Is he /ourguy/?
https://twitter.com/greatblackotaku/status/833042594246643712
>>2285046
Who????
>>2285046
Literally fucking who
>>2285046
Que?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNnCziuAbaQ
>>2284879
Listened last night, rusev's a good Christian boy
how about u give me a quick rundown instead of forcing me to listen to a pedantic podcast?
>op talks about a specific segment
>doesn't give a timestamp
fuck off
Yall do realize the only reason they made this mania in Florida was so reigns can get cheered in his home state? He still gonna get booed out of the stadium when he beats taker
>yall do realize that WWE awarded Mania to the city that bid the most?
Huh, really made me think
>Warm, sunny state
>Not on the dumbass west coast like WM31, so it'll actually be dark in time for the Undertaker match.
>Huge tourist city
>They've been to that arena before
>They probably made the best bid
I don't think Roman has anything to do with it. Mania is mostly traveling crowds, so Roman's getting booed outta the building anyway, just like in Dallas
>>2284800
>Not on the dumbass west coast like WM31, so it'll actually be dark in time for the Undertaker match.
>implying Carder's match will go on late
>implying he wouldn't open the show
>lets use our best wrestler to face a mcmahon at wrestlemania!
People are bitching and moaning about it, but it will probably be the best match on the card.
>>2284749
Hogan was a awful in-ring worker but a god-tier mic worker
Old Hogan was just perfect for a McMahon feud
http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2017/0218/623346/wwe-live-event-results/
>* Roman Reigns defeated Braun Strowman
>mfw the prophecy is true
>Big Dog beats Bigger Dog clean
>retires the undercarder with (1) spear clean
>beats bork at summerlam with (1) spear for the title
>remains a white hot babyface while doing it
BASED BIG DOG, THE LORD OF THE LOOS, WORKS LEDDIT AND /WEW/ INTO A FROTHY, UNIRONC SHOOT
>>2284745
FINNA BASED
Based Roman working the smarks
>the number is the gimmick
>the chant is his gimmick
>the old gimmick is the gimmick
>plz remember da shield ;_;
>the hat is the gimmick
NO DIMES, YEAH THAT'S WHAT YA GOT
>>2284692
Wrong theme
>>2284718
NO DIMES AT AAALLLAAAH
>>2284692
THERE GOES THE MONEY