Future world champion

>>2285562
Sami Zzzzzzzzzayn

When Vince old prick is still alive, he never become a world champion

*Future endeavored

>>2285562
he's literally ginger cody rhodes. He'll be in the midcard for years with smarks clamouring for a world title run then he'll get released and go on to become the most JUST wrestler of all time in the indies

>>2285562
That's not Cien almas

>>2285573
Except hes a million times better than cody was or ever will be

>>2285562

Isis Mohammed Bin Laden will never even hold the US title

>>2285562
Reminder that /asp/ only hates this man because of a forced hivemind consensus on vanilla midgets.
Reminder he can actually speak.
Reminder he can actually sell.
Reminder he's not a vanilla midget.
Reminder Finn Balor is the typical vanilla midget.

>>2285584
and a halal day to you as well

>>2285584
This

>>2285584
Allah praise this post to help us strike down the infidel

>>2285562
God I hope so. Just so I can see this pathetic board lose their shit.

>>2285584
>Reminder that /asp/ only hates this man because of a forced hivemind consensus on vanilla midgets
They hate him because he's a muzzie who doesn't like trump

But yeah he's pretty based otherwise

>>2285627
Not really, he's an indy cunt who is hated backstage for being a total sperg

>>2285584
Fuck off Randyfag

>>2285632
hi meltzer

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>Sami Zayn wins the Universal title at WM
>Next Raw , hes doing the usual celebration
>Sami comes out with a weird jacket , not showing the title on his waist
>gets in the ring , not saying a word
>Crowd goes crazy , chanting " you deserve it "
>Sami picks the mic " No , you do "
>unzips his jacket revealling another kind of belt
>Nasheed Saleel Sawarim hits on the titantron
>SAmi shouts " Allah Ahkbar"
>explodes the entire arena , no survivors
>best heel turn in WWE history
>

>>2285708
I'd mark

>>2285562
Everything about this guy screams midcarder for life.

>>2285562
Lol

>>2285728
He would be lucky if that's the case sami fucking blows.

>>2285708
Please let this happen and happen in San fran

If Fat Owens Fat, Baloring and Brayy lmao can do it, I don't see why he can't.

>>2285785
Because he's a Muslim cabbie ginger with no endearing attributes. He's the guy you wanna see bad shit happen to.

>>2285792
>Baloring
>Brayy lmao
>endearing attributes

You know whats depressing ? OP propably Right.

>>2285562
World champ of acid attacks and Quaran reading.

He can wrestle and talk better than most in the company, so I don't know what the problem is.

>>2285573
not even close. I can't remember any of Cody's matches other than the angle with Goldust/Authority. Sami constantly puts on classics, eg. Fatal 4 Way NXT, vs Neville, vs Nak, vs Owens/Steen.

>>2285573
EL GENERICO IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE

>>2285562
He might be the next Daniel Bryan

>>2287795
Way better imo

>>2285584

>>2285585
>>2285619
Reminder that people only hate him because he's a muzzie because they have no actual reason to hate Based Sami

>>2285792
>implying he's worse than oreowens, balorina and swamp ass

>>2285562
Maybe when ISIS starts their own wrestling promotion

>>2289224
Cant wait for the Beheaded head on a pole match and the AllahuAckbarmania.

>>2287795
Bryan had charisma though.

Zami cant even get proper chants and its not convicing as an underdog. Shittier beard as well.

>>2289299
shit pun, try harder

>>2289224
He will be the winner of the first ever "loser leaves Raqqiya" match