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Wait a minute...
So you're telling me...
WWE has been around for 57 years and they STILL haven't caught the guy who keeps spoiling the shows?
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Plot twist: Vince does it
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>>2318737
Everyone has spoiled dirtsheets on WWE. Fuck, even Vince would give dirtsheets (both real and fake) to Meltzer to drum up interest.
Unless it's a huge swerve/turn or a gigantic return (that's not telegraphed like Goldberg's or Sting's), Vince probably gives absolutely no shit. If Punk or the Hardys returned next week, I assure you you wouldn't hear anything "official" until the titantron hits.
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>>2318757
He spoils the results of every ppv between one mania and the next to drum up interest? Do you know who's going to win Goldberg vs. Owens? Probably the guy who's been spoiled as champion for the following ppv, right?
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>So low powerlevel that he dies in ONE AA, the most buried finisher in the industry.
>So no over that he has to copy other wrestler that were actually over
>Tries to shoot on Big Match John just to get buried the fuck out.
Is there any wrestler more JUST than Mike Mizanin?
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>>2318719
Is he fucking okay? John just fucking ended his career.
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>>2318719
Didn't Jericho used to do a move similar to Miz's finisher?
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>>2318731
Yep.
He used it to betray Rock in the Invasion elimination match.
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So this Hardy thing has me thinking: why the fuck do wreslting promotions ACTUALLY let their champions keep the belts outside of an actual wreslting event? I would think they'd take them back as soon as the champ got backstage, just to avoid shit like a wrestler taking it to another promotion to fuck with it.
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>>2318591
What does it matter when there are 20 fat neck beards with Hugger shirts in the crowd with the exact same belt
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>>2318591
wrestling is already an extremely unrewarding career in terms of money/fame you get out of it vs work/time/money/risk you put into it (unless you're absolute top card like Cena or Lesnar)
they let the champions have their little toys to make them feel better
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tradition probably
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>he stays up all night to watch shows intended for children
>he has no job
>his mother is sick of him leeching off his father and her
>he hasnt a girlfriend
>he will defend bret till the death
is he officially /ourgay/?
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Bretcummies tried naming his son after his idol but his girlfriend rejected it
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bretcuc literally on suicide watch.
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i can see it now. AJ gets confronted by shane and is told he wont be facing Bray at WM because of snek. AJ gets pissed off. Bryan sets up AJ vs Shane at WM.
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>>2318557
>Luke Harper kicked me because of you
>no more wrestlemania for you young man
>Aj throws tantrum and challenges Shane to a match
>But you won't be facing me Aj, you will face THE UNDATAKAH in old teddy long voice
How hard would you mark?
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>AJ is already 63 years old
>wasting a wrestlemania with him in the twilight years of his prime wrestling fucking Shane McMahon
fuck this company.
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>>2318627
hes on that DDP Yoga workout. hes got another 8 years of Total Nonstop Action in a WWE Ring before having to Part Time it.
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RIP TNA: MARIA KANELLIS AND MIKE BENETT LEAVE TNA 2017-03-01 03:51:48 Post No.2318473
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RIP TNA: MARIA KANELLIS AND MIKE BENETT LEAVE TNA
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>Mike Bennett and Maria Kanellis-Bennett have departed TNA, PWInsider.com has confirmed with multiple sources.
>Their respective contracts expired in late 2016 and they had been working on per appearance deals over the last set of TNA TV tapings. TNA management had attempted to sign the pair to new contracts and according to one source, had agreed to terms with the company only to later inform TNA they would not be signing. So, the pair are already done and will not be working this week's TV tapings. The pair just appeared in the extremely entertaining Allie-Braxton Sutter wedding segment.
>Maria Kanellis first broke into the business in 2004 as part of the WWE Diva Search. While she did not win, she impressed the company enough to be signed to a deal and by the end of the year, she was on the company's main roster. She left the company in 2010 and went on to record a musical project before making her way to Ring of Honor after becoming involved with her soon to be husband, Mike Bennett.
>Bennett first broke into the business in the New England wrestling scene after being trained by Bob Evans. Bennett was hired by Ring of Honor in 2010. Bennett was initially rejected by the ROH audience but was able to take that rejection and use it to his advantage as he improved as a performer. Maria at his side only added to the heat and the pair soon became a very good act together, working for ROH and New Japan Pro Wrestling.
>The couple left ROH at the end of 2015 when the company opted to let their deals lapse, leaving the door open for the pair to sign with TNA, where Mike was rechristened "Miracle Mike Bennett" and Maria became one of the central figures of the Knockouts division, doing some of her best mic work to date and being the impetus for the Allie character getting over with the audience.
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this is a good thing
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maria was retiring anyway and bennett is terrible
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>losing literally all their main dimedrawers
the state of impactetty
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So was that supposed to be a double turn?
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I think Bray is supposed to be face, but everyone is cheering Orton
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>>2318465
I defninitely see a double turn, Bray was too simpathetic in that scene.
Plus they can go with the narrative that since Abigail doesnt excert influence on him he can be a nicer person.
Orton meanwhile since he became the nes Master can stay a heel.
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I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF AJ LOST HIS TITLE SHOT AFTER ALL THAT BULLSHIT
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>>2318415
gain height ya fricken dweeb
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>>2318415
They gotta do Shane vs AJ. Cause THAT'S the match people want!
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>>2318419
>AJ will carry the match with his GOAT wrestling
>Shane will do sick spots that the current roster cant bother to do.
Is a based match.
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Why didn't we protect his smile?
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>>2318372
>Bray had to sacrifice his home and family for the title
>A title he never wanted until Randy manipulated him
>Now he's all alone
>Just a cog in the machine he once fought
Why does it hurt, bros?
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>>2318400
Harper tried to warn him about the snakw in the grass and they both ended up losing everything they held dear.
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>>2318412
BASED SNEK MAN PLAYING 64D CHESS
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The Hardys Returning to WWE as Tag Team? 2017-03-01 03:05:56 Post No.2318257
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The Hardys Returning to WWE as Tag Team?
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I think the Hardys returning as a tag team would be a complete waste. They can do that any time.
Right now Matt is the most over he's ever been, while Jeff is a main event calibre star. I'd send Jeff to Raw & Matt to Smackdown. See how it goes. The Tag Team option will always be there.
Am I retarded?
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>Am I retarded?
Yeah man, they'll go to RAM to make Roman look strong, obvs.
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>>2318263
Obviously you have to make Roman look strong.
But wouldn't it be a waste having them as a tag team?
Let them build up steam as singles competitors, then feed them to Roman, that'll make him popular right?
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>I'd send Jeff to Raw & Matt to Smackdown
That's the smart thing to do, but Steph will ruin it somehow
ITT GOAT stables
I'll start
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Ministry of Drawness
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>>2317809
Was there a group of heels that pissed people off more?
Not like NcWckO, who couldn't piss anyone off they were such shitty heels.
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>>2317809
RTC were amazing at what they did.
They were meant to be fucking annoying and hated.
I hated them and they annoyed the shit out of me.
They served their exact purpose.
Personally I think it was about 15 years too early though... Right To Censor would be perfect for the last few years in this PC society.
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HARPERGOAT'S APPRECIATION THREAD 2017-03-01 01:43:34 Post No.2317189
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HARPERGOAT'S APPRECIATION THREAD
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HE IS FUCKING DOING IT BROS
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I believe in you harp goat
Here's how I see it.
>Orton comes in
>Stares down Harper
>Surprise RKO on AJ
>Pin
>Brawl
Wait. Is this not the main event?
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>op
>me
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>>2317189
KEK
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So there's no question that objectively Noelle is the hottest woman alive. Post your best Noelles please.
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Shes a big, dumb looking weirdo in person
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i want to taste her feet
she needs to show them off more
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I want to taste her blonde refreshing farts
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SMACKDOWN CELEBRATION THREAD 2017-03-01 01:31:26 Post No.2317083
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SMACKDOWN CELEBRATION THREAD
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2017-03-01 01:31:26
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GET IN HERE SMACKBROS
IN JUST ONE SEGMENT BMJ AND THE A LISTER DESTROYED AN ENTIRE 3 HOUR EPISODE OF RAM
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>>2317083
You need to lose weight
I'm serious.
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>>2317090
>I'm serious.
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>>2317083
When will Rawtists kill themselves?
This is just getting embarrassing.
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Why does Cena talk like a black dude? 2017-03-01 01:18:56 Post No.2316816
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Why does Cena talk like a black dude?
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>Why does Cena talk like a black dude?
F'REAL
YO
COMEON
UNDATAKA
>what did he mean by this ?
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>>2316816
Started with the rapper gimmick.
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>>2317059
thats like 10 years ago.
why keep it up?
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>>2316816
negro culture is what the kids see as cool and so it dominates the mainstream