31 DAYS UNTIL THE BIG DOG ENDS THE UNDERCARDER
It's weird how you're excited about Roman being in a low-card match. I would think you'd want him doing something better.
If he was still US champion, for instance, he could be defending against Strowman either to open the show or as the second-to-last match. Instead, they have to waste all that buildup on a Fastlane match and Roman is going to have to wrestle a glacial pace to make Taker look good.
>>2322096
Of course I am excited for the GOAT to be the one to retire the Undercarder
Meanwhile you get excited by Axelmania
>>2322098
I don't think he'd retire without fighting Cena.
Hey, maybe Take will interfere at Fastlane to get revenge for Rumble. I could see an indecisive victory make Strowman angry. How would you feel about an Undertake v Reigns v Strowman triple threat at Mania?
I think that could help hide how slow the dead man is getting, honestly.
XPAC, PUTTING MORE MARKS TO SLEEP
DRAW NO DIMES
I KEEP IT LOW LIKE MY BOTTOM LINE
SUCKER
NO DIMES IN THE BUCKET
I'M NOT THE GUY THEY'LL TRY THEIR LUCK WITH
HIT HARD LIKE FROZEN TURDS
SEE NO FANS THROUGH THE TURNBUCKLE DUDE
GOT NO LOVE FOR ME
MAKE NO NOISE!!!
JUST
>MAKE NO NOISE!!!
kek
YO YOU DEALIN WITH THE X-FACTOR
I GOT ALL THE DIMES I EVER WANTED AND I'LL NEVER GIVE EM BACK
>leave WWE because you think you can do better elsewhere
>go to TNA because they throw money at you
>Doesn't really work out so leave to do indie shows
>Only manage to win secondary titles in GFW and WCPW
>Get shat on arrival in NJPW and ROH
>Come crawling back to TNA in an attempt to stay relevant
>Get placed in a cuck angle with Moose
Is there anyone more just?
Yes, you.
Yes, TripNEETER.
>OP doesn't understand how freelancing works
motherfuckers I'm going through a really depressing situation rn, give me some top tier japan matches to cheer me up.
I'll of course contribute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4-8QlFOlLE
>misawa
>good
you really are fucked in the head
>>2321972
kys my man, Misawa is fucking based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg4NkA1B9Pc
Evolution aint no mystery
Drawing dimes and filling seats
Evolution down in History.
TANKING RATINGS UNTIL 2005
THE COMPANY BARELY MANAGED TO STAY ALIVE
DRAWING DIMES IS A MYSTERY
LOOSE CHANGE THAT I WONT SEE
SMARKS MAKE FUN OF WWE
HOW LOW WILL THE RATINGS GO
FOR THE MONDAY NIGHT RAW SHOW
AS MORE AND MORE OF THE AUDIENCE FLEE
THERE IS NO LINE FOR THE STANDS
NOBODY CARES WHO I AM
>>2321955
18+
BEEG & Henry feuding over the WHC outdrew Ortonnetty back in 2011
Who is the bendiest?
sasha
sashetty.
both can get the pipe t.bh
>>2321931
Melina. Physically and faithfully.
Will he be returning next week in Chicago? There's one thing I regret being a wrestling fan and that's one of my favorite wrestlers in the modern era never got the sendoff they deserve. I hope he comes back for one last title run before he retires. He was the last good thing about pro wrestling along with Edge
I'm in Chi now, and I hope he never returns.
>Unironically thinking every time they're in Chicago, CM Punk may return.
I know no one gives a fuck because it's wrestling, but I'm curious as to how they will salvage him after having both his face and ego destroyed by a happy-go-lucky kindergartner-looking mofo at UFC 203. Isn't Punk being thrust back in the main event an admittance that even UFC rookies can just destroy the majority of the roster? How does a guy who was booked like he could beat Lesnar cleanly look credible again in a ring full of main eventers who all look like they could kick his ass after he lost to Gall? It was a very public thing too, even people who don't watch wrestling know this guy got destroyed without a single bit of offense by a new kid. What would they do to write him as a main event guy again? Really skedaddles the synapses
Who's going to be the guy that makes Roman Reigns?
Heath Slater
>Orton
>Bryan
>Lesnar
>Show
>Wyatt
>HHH
Over 6 "coronations"
Never drew a cheer
Undercarder. This year. Orlando.
Pic related drew more dimes than 95% of today's roster.
>>2321742
Who dis
>>2321746
18+
>>2321752
Yeah I am. Good meme though. Who dis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf78v6Fa9vI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIuDTDymsSo
>5 times world wrestling federation champion, this belt is just a toy, just like a christmas tree, like an ornament
what did he mean by this?
he meant that he worked the gooks
Hogan is one of the greatest suck ups. He'll say things here and say things there. It'd be foolish of you to believe anything he says.
>>2321605
Hogan is not wrong. His best matches all took place in Japan and he knew he can get away with phoning it in on WWE / WCW
What would their ATK/DEF be and what would their effects be?
The phrase 'have sex' has never, and will never be more appropriate than it is right now.
Randy Orton 2200 atk 1800 defense 5 stars. Effects RKO OUTTA NOWHERE can attack opponents life points directly once during either players turn at any time.
Braun Strowman 3000 atk 3500 defense 7 stars effect gains 100 attack for every opponent he destroys
Ellsworth 500 atk 700 defense one star flip effect send one opponent on the field to the bottom of the players deck
Big Show 3500 atk 2500 defense 8 stars inflicts life point damage when attacking defense position monsters
>>2321597
>five knuckle shuckle
>buries Braun at fastlane
>buries Carder at WM for his retirement match
>buries Bork at Summerslam for the belt
>buries Angle for his retirement match
>all while being a white hot babyface
I can imagine Vince going apeshit in the back when he beats Undercarder and doesn't get a massive ovation
One vs all
The based Big Dog
how much money a year do you waste on proxy services?
What are you some finisher reversals that haven't happened, but youd like to see?
>Phenomenal Forearm into RKO
>Superman punch into RKO
>Sister Abigail into RKO
>>2321306
Orton vs Brock was a waste since there wasnt an F5 turned into an RKO.
AA into RKO was unexpected both in execution and that Orton won clean.
RKO from Seths and Evans finishers were also dope.
>>2321314
Is the RKO from the curb stomp the GOAT RKO?
What is Sami Zayn's gimmick anyway?
Muslim HBK
>>2321288
Being ashamed of his heritage.
>>2321288
being a cuck
(sorry if that word is overused and offends you but it's true)