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*teleports behind you*
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>>2324275
*flabs audibly*
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>>2324275
REST IN PEACE HMRREARRM
*Unsheathes tombstone*
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>>2324275
> realizes it's not Wrestlemania
> * teleports away.
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has anyone ever been to a Knox Pro wrestling event.
White boy who bought a ticket to a show because it was only $12. Is Rikishi still the GOAT?
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>>2324131
Rikishi is the only Samoan to ever draw a dime.
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I thought Rikishi was dead.
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>>2324131
Rofl I played shitty metal shows at the dome a few times
Bakersfield sucks
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>DAILY REMINDER : VINCE IS GOING TO GIVE HIM A MAIN EVENT PUSH AND THE BELT, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
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Based Vince. Big Bantz Corbin is over and a draw.
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>>2324055
Completely fine with it. I want to see Based Lone Wolf win the big one.
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>tfw actually thinking of spending my pell grant check on a month of Network so i can watch fastlane and mania
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you get a free month wtf is wrong with you
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>>2324043
The pell grant is $6,000 a year you fucken doofus. Stop trying to act like $10 is a lot of money.
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>>2324050
I dont want trump to fuck me in the ass if I get audited and they see I bought non school stuff with it
>>2324047
too lazy to sign up for a new email and get a free trial
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How is he so based, /asp/
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>>2323948
It's that natural charisma of his
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Is he going over on Sunday?
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>>2323948
He's oozing charisma
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After Fastlane would should start to see the Wrestlemania card become clearer. What cross-brand matches do you think we'll see and what matches do you hope to see?
>Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
They have a good opportunity to make this match feel a lot bigger than it has before. The previous winner, Baron Corbin, has had a great year finally removing the sense of pointlessness this match has had; especially if he wins the IC title earlier in the night. This can be the primary warzone in battle for dominance between both shows. There's a lot of stories you can tell here. Whoever brings home the trophy for their show can be promised title opportunities later one. Wrestlers from the same show who despise each other could potentially cost their brand the match (like Apollo and Dolph eliminating each other instead of keeping their eyes on the prize). If they have nothing else planned for them, this could be a great showcase for some midcard guys like Sami Zayn. If another NXT callup wins this, Steph and Shane can try to outbid each other to make sure the winner represents their show.
>Tag Team champion vs champion
They don't have enough time to salvage either show's tag division before Mania. I think they should throw the leftover tag teams into the battle royal and let Gallows & Anderson go up against American Alpha in an exhibition match. I think if G&A put an end to AA's recent dominance it would be a great way to respark interest in the Club and also give an excuse for Smackdown teams to start faring better against their champs.
And I suppose Roman vs Taker is going to be cross-brand, but Undertaker really does not feel like a Smackdown guy.
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I guess that's what I get for not making a thread specifically about trippfaggotry or waifuism.
Fuck you guys I'm just gonna play Breath of the Wild all night.
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>>2323936
Taker's not a SDL guy, he's brandless.
Looks like they're shaping up AA v Uces for the Smackdown tag titles for some reason. On Raw they'll probably do an Enzo & Cass v Gaylows and Faggotson rematch.
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>>2323936
NO WAY JOSE FOR BATTLE ROYAL
I'll start with an easy one
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Yea I've always wondered how he got DQd in the 2007 and how hornswoggle wasnt the winner
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>>2323890
Fuck off whatculture
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Roman Reigns is the most glorious wrestler alive today
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Based Big Dog
Based Big Draw
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>>2323815
cringe
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>>2323815
>literally so cucked he had to sit about the janitor blocks
https://archive.nyafuu.org/asp/search/username/triphammer/
kek you ass is going to be banned during Fastlane
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So I just got into wrestling
Can someone give me a quick rundown on this Undertaker guy? He is supposed to be a legend correct?
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>>2323741
He's an old man with titties now
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Keeep rollin rollin rollin what?
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>>2323741
>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Had his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
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Ambrose on being stalked by his demographic 2017-03-03 01:51:22 Post No.2323703
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Ambrose on being stalked by his demographic
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>Ambrose: I have a particular demographic. I think I appeal to a lot of people who might have problems of their own [and] they relate to me. It’s cool when you can help and inspire people and stuff, but sometimes people just attach to you for strange reasons, [and] their behavior is not the best.
Ambrose: It’s actually good to make this point. But without going into too much detail, I’ve been stalked on the phone and my home and hotels, to the point where it’s a little Single White Female scary, though I’m pretty sure I’m not gonna get beaten up and kidnapped by a 15-year-old girl.
>Ambrose: I’ve been stalked fairly regularly for the last two years. I have to go to great lengths to keep that shit at bay."
http://vegasseven.com/2017/03/02/wwes-dean-ambrose-renee-young-power-couple/
The state of "WWE Fans"
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Based Dean drawing 10/10 teen girls who'd let him do anything to them while Roman gets nothing but dried up obese middle aged women with ten children by ten different dads
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>>2323703
Carter BTFO
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>cant fuck the underage ring rats because of renee
thats too bad
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>come meet someone who resembles your typical walmart shopper
>brought to you by snickers
What did WWE mean by this?
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>>2323621
Owens looks like a soccer dad
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>such a no draw that oreowens attend this stupid shit
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>>2323621
>brought to you by snickers
i bet he demanded they paid him in chocolat bars, too, the fatass
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Is /asp/ excited for the return of The Hardyz? 2017-03-03 12:44:07 Post No.2323516
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Is /asp/ excited for the return of The Hardyz?
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Lose weight
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>>2323516
Yes
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The Broken gimmick will likely get canned or neutered, so no, not really.
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le meltz:
WWE's new German commentators will be laid off after Wrestlemania. Tim Haber and Calvin Knie were hired by the WWE despite having 0 pro-wrestling knowledge.
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>>2323448
What's the point when 99% of german """"people""""" speak english anyway
As far as european languages go you only need French/Italian/Russian (spanish too but spics already have that covered)
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>>2323479
> 99% of german """"people""""" speak english anyway
that is such bullshit. only young(and native german) speak english. and only in big cities.
>Italian/Russian
you don't need them since they are spoken in only their own countries. French and Spanish are widely used all over the world.
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>>2323448
They realized they needed an Arabic table for Germany instead
Which stable drew the most collective dimes amongst all its members?
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>>2323406
Hogan drew more by himself than everyone else in the ring combined
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>>2323406
nWo
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Let's be real, he's actually the GOAT right?
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>>2323333
ahahaha wtf? pass user since 2016? people actually waste money on that shit?
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>>2323330
that's not Kobashi tho
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Kawada was better.