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Anonymous
2017-03-01 10:35:26 Post No.2319223
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 10:35:26 Post No. 2319223 [Report] [View this topic]

Why is his finishing move named after the capital city of Congo?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 10:36:35 Post No.2319225
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Thats where he won his first belt

Anonymous 2017-03-01 12:08:53 Post No.2319306
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>>2319223
Because in Japan, it's name was the Bomaye. That was what the Congolese crowd chanted to Muhammad Ali during his fight against Foreman in the city of Kinshasa.
The chant also became popular with the Japanese.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 12:12:54 Post No.2319310
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>>2319223

Why are your sexual experiences named after one minus one?

Anonymous
2017-03-01 09:28:54 Post No.2319165
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:28:54 Post No. 2319165 [Report] [View this topic]

I 100% have no idea what to do next. I live in Australia, I bought a Wrestlemania ticket and just recently learned that i can't go. I have scoured the entire internet for someone who has resolved a similar situation or has even had it, there is absolutely no evidence anybody has. Does anybody have any idea what my options are and how i would go about them? i'm totally at a loss and would rather not waste my $450 bucks.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:30:15 Post No.2319167
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>>2319165
Just go? Or give it to me?

Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:58:16 Post No.2319187
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>>2319167
That's the problem. I literally can't.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 10:02:07 Post No.2319192
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>>2319187
Yes you can

Anonymous
2017-03-01 09:07:31 Post No.2319147
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:07:31 Post No. 2319147 [Report] [View this topic]

15 mins into Smackdown and it's already far better than the entire episode of Raw

How do they do that?

I'm from Europe so I watch it in the morning btw.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:11:09 Post No.2319150
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>>2319147
Kek same here bro. I just watched opening segment and was thinking same thing.

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>>2319150
I swear, even Becky vs Mickie was better than anything they had on Raw and I rarely even watch womyn.

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If I was a yank I'd post results

Anonymous
2017-03-01 08:56:29 Post No.2319127
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 08:56:29 Post No. 2319127 [Report] [View this topic]

Rest in Pepperonis

Press F to spit on RAW's grave

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DaCREANER (ID: !A3KWOkWo6E) 2017-03-01 08:57:20 Post No.2319128
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>>2319127
F

Kenny "⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐" Omega 2017-03-01 08:58:04 Post No.2319132
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Kenny "⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐" Omega 2017-03-01 08:58:04 Post No.2319132 [Report]

F

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>>2319127
F

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2017-03-01 08:48:31 Post No.2319103
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 08:48:31 Post No. 2319103 [Report] [View this topic]

>Smackcucks think they've won

kekekekek

RAW will get Undertaker, Finn Balor, and Jericho back in a week

Goldberg vs Lesnar - main event program
Undertaker vs Reigns
HHH vs Rollins
Jericho vs Owens

Cuckdown doesn't have ONE program that can compare to the 4 above kekekek

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DaCREANER (ID: !A3KWOkWo6E) 2017-03-01 08:52:23 Post No.2319113
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DaCREANER (ID: !A3KWOkWo6E) 2017-03-01 08:52:23 Post No.2319113 [Report]

>RAM will get fat gramps, boipucci, and jerimeme back in a week

>gramps vs memeplex
>fat gramps vs fedoramen
>jew vs who gives a fuck
>jerimeme vs fatass

holy fucking cringe RAM is dead in the water

Anonymous 2017-03-01 08:53:14 Post No.2319117
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OLD
DAY ROCKS

OLD
DAY ROCKS

Anonymous 2017-03-01 08:53:32 Post No.2319119
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>Smackcuck is wasting AJ on a Boreton/fedora fatass match, wasting Cena on a fucking mixed tag with Nikki, Shane vs Harper and Deanetty vs Corbin

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 08:48:27 Post No. 2319102 [Report] [View this topic]

Did you like them?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:07:27 Post No.2319146
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>Based Rated-R Superstar having to carry Evolution's Jannetty

Anonymous 2017-03-01 10:38:24 Post No.2319229
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>>2319102
THICC Randy best Randy. He really juiced up at this time

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>>2319102

Edge is garbage, so no.

Anonymous
ITT: We give the Big Dog a new theme song. 2017-03-01 08:38:36 Post No.2319090
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ITT: We give the Big Dog a new theme song. Anonymous 2017-03-01 08:38:36 Post No. 2319090 [Report] [View this topic]

OP Starts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:50:11 Post No.2319984
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>>2319090
The A7X cover would fit him better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoZMYyRmL6M

Triphammer (ID: !FACeqETVdA) 2017-03-01 04:57:32 Post No.2320009
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MOj3cLSTmP

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>>2319090
>>2319984
what is this edgelord trash? Cringe

>>2320009
CRINGE

Anonymous
2017-03-01 07:41:42 Post No.2319027
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 07:41:42 Post No. 2319027 [Report] [View this topic]

Welp, Smackdown has officially won the war, lads.

To the Smackchads on /asp/, you fought valiantly and courageously. Congratulations on your victory, you deserve it.

To my fellow RAWtists, it's been an honor and a privilege to shitpost alongside the best. Based Big Dog bless and shelter us all.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 07:50:48 Post No.2319037
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They didn't win a damn thing

Once we get undertaker back for the reigns angle and Jericho for the Owens angle we will be the best show

Anonymous 2017-03-01 07:54:24 Post No.2319042
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I think we should wait until mania to declare a winner.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 07:58:10 Post No.2319051
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>>2319037
>Reigns and Undertaker cutting promos

KEKEKEKEKEK, RAWTISTS WILL DEFEND THIS SHIT

Owens/Jericho means nothing without the Universal title and kikeberg has a good chance of winning.

Anonymous
2017-03-01 06:38:46 Post No.2318939
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:38:46 Post No. 2318939 [Report] [View this topic]

>Bret "Fart"

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>The Shitman

Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:55:01 Post No.2318965
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HBGay

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>Michael Dick-in-bottom

RawDude
2017-03-01 06:26:01 Post No.2318910
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RawDude 2017-03-01 06:26:01 Post No. 2318910 [Report] [View this topic]

I don't like fatsuka but holy fuck ,

>horselette, balda and especially bayley btfo kek

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:27:54 Post No.2318914
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ASUKA
WINS
LOL

RawDude 2017-03-01 06:37:10 Post No.2318937
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Dana Brooke absolutely btfo

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>>2318910
The amount of icons on your status bar makes me cringe senpai, clean that shit up or at least learn how to crop your pictures

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:12:04 Post No. 2318874 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm going to go ahead and say it: Jillian Hall's gimmick was ridiculous. Jillian Hall was the blonde bombshell that had came to the WWE. While she was a beautiful woman, the genius of the WWE writers decided to make Jillian have a slight problem with her beauty. The WWE, in all their glory, decided to put what Jillian called, a blemish on the left side of her face. YEAH RIGHT! More like a piece of Jason Voorhees' face. While the blemish may be gross, to me it's stupid. How many damn times am I going to have to watch Vince make a fool out of his product. It's odd that despite it's Vince's idea, the person playing the character gets punished, and Vince just counts his money as if nothing happened.

It's sad to see that Vince is taking stars that have potential, and then making them look like sideshow clowns by giving them a stupid gimmick. What are you thinking, Vince" Jillian Hall could have been the next Sable: bitchy, blonde, and beautiful. Nope, instead your brilliant mind decided to ruin another perfectly good wrestler by not letting them wrestle and giving them the freedom to make up their own character. Remember Stone Cold Steve Austin and the Rock the next time you or your pathetic writers have a brilliant idea for a character.

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>>2318874
cringe

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>>2318874
This post was more pathetic

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>>2318874
Well you know something: I agree w/you all completely, I mean why did WWE do this to Jillian Hall??

I mean she should have been on RAW competing for the Women's Title, or better yet the WWE should have just gone back to being 1 brand and let Jillian Hall comepte for the belt, yet WWE didn't even know how to manage this young, beautiful, and talented lady, and just like Victoria, Jillian Hall didn't get any respect from WWE Management either, I mean Jillian Hall had a great match against Victoria in the OVW and even had a great match against Mickie James.

But what does WWE decide to do? They put her on SD! w/that awful thing on her face (Thank God that she got rid of it), and she was stuck being an image consultant for JBL and the MNM.

and Trish was STILL the Women's Champion when she came back from an injury and WWE decided to let the Trish/Mickie Storyline drag for so long, but I could careless if Trish/Mickie II Match @ Wrestlemania 22 was one of the greatest women's match in Wrestlemania history, I think that they should've let Jillian wrestle @ Wrestlemania and perhaps even Lita and Victoria.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:56:49 Post No. 2318837 [Report] [View this topic]

fixed or furfag?

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>>2318837
Hey OP here I posted the wrong picture

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>>2318850
def furfag

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I have a better idea
>pair him up with Big Cass
>call them Team Flab
>make them into comedy jobbers
>fire them after Summerslam when they lose to Ellsworth and Carmella in 5 seconds

Anonymous
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Wrestlemania spoilers Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:44:51 Post No. 2318812 [Report] [View this topic]

Meltzer:

Bayley will win at Wrestlemania because the WWE wants her to be the defending champion for Payback. The Payback PPV will be held in her home city (San Jose)

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