>God tier body
>still wearing memevest from the shield era
he needs to drop that shit and get a new gimmick
Not even the GOATest Samoan named Joe.
>>2327283
he is tho
AND I SAID MAYBEEEE,
I'M GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES THE RATINGS
AND AFTER ALL, I'M YOUR RECORD DRAAAAAW
Good memeo
Le Oasis
Wonderwall fucking sucks
>>2327165
0/10
Don't meme again
Sef Rollins is touched in the head or some shit.
I worked at a Dallas Whataburger around Mania time last year, when Rollins, along with Sasha, Charlotte, and Big E came in for lunch.
Sasha and Charlotte just ordered some chicken sandwiches, Big E ordered a comical amount of food (three chicken sandwiches and two double Whataburgers with cheese and no pickles, a medium fry, and a drink gotta eat big to be Big I guess), and Seth, after I had to spoonfeed the concept of the menu to him, got a Double Whataburger meal.
We got them their food and they sat down, a minute later Seth comes storming up to the counter, saying we're all incompetent and we fucked up Sasha's sandwich. She ordered no tomatoes and no mayo, Seth said we put tomatoes and mayo on it. That certainly being possible, I said we'd make her a new sandwich, correctly, and that they could have some apple pie things for the trouble.
I get the feeling Seth wasn't really listening to anything I said. He just went on about how we disrespected Sasha, who was a beautiful, special woman who was a pioneer "this business." He actually said "this business." If I wasn't a wrestling fan, and knew who these people were, I'd have thought he was talking about fast food like she was the new Wendy's mascot.
I looked over to their table dumbfounded when Seth turned to gesticulate in that direction. Big E was just wearily staring a hole in Seth, like he had dealt with this shit before, Charlotte was VERY focused on her food, obviously angry and obviously trying to ignore Seth's spectacle. Sasha looked like she wanted to disappear into the booth.
We got them the new sandwich and four apple pies, and apologized for the trouble when I brought it to them. Sasha thanked me for everything and told me not to worry about it, Charlotte and Big E just said it was no trouble, and Seth was pouting.
Side Note: I noticed Big E didn't wait for his apple pie to cool, and ate it in about two bites. The man is an animal
I met Rollins once and he was autistic haha
>>2327142
Why are you so upset Carter?
>>2327281
Kys carter
>>2327108
Brian Cage
Fuck everyone else
>>2327110
He'd never pass the piss tests.
for one last NXT run
anyway brother here's wonderwall
HaHaHA good meme my friend
One upboat
>>2327095
go do a diving headbutt off the golden gate bridge brother
FUCK OFF REDDIT *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
Who's more bitter?
always bret
Bret, no contest
Bret
GOAT
>sell out school gym
top kek
so why does this board get all pissy when a wrestler leaves WWE? Dude was unhappy being stardust and left, whats the big deal?
(((PACKED)))
What exactly did Bray do to deserve this? Got one unclean win at a C-PPV?
>>2326587
pls no bully
Randy is a "face" in the same way Austin was.
I'm glad we can all agree that this is the best wrestling game out there
>I'm glad we can all agree that this is the best tasting puddle of urine out there
clodr
Jannetty series for the Jannetty console.
Do we deserve him?
>>2326435
Who?
>>2326436
the SHITTY of edrones
>>2326435
Genuinely who?
>literal 6 star match next week on an episode of Smack Down
>RAM gets the same rematches on their PPV
What was the 6 star match?
AJ Styles vs Orton next week
>>2326448
Is it for the #1 contendership?
I hate you trend hopping fags
>never talked about at all ever
>when he was talked about always called spot monkey edge lord
>JEFF HARDY FUCKING SUCKS
>nobody repped him or liked him at all
>dave cuckold makes one tweet putting him over
>now hes on everyones GOAT listS
>>2326298
I've been making jeff threads and calling him a draw for months
I still thinks he's an over-rated spotmonkey who only appealed to white trash redneck backyard wrestler kids who would die in a heroin or meth overdose anyways
Jeff Hardy has always been my favorite wrestler, my first thread on /asp/ was a Jeff Hardy thread
What the fuck were they champions for?
>>2326046
to get bliss over duh
>>2326046
Like seven months? Idk, dude, too long.
lmao I totally forgot that happened
Seriously, you have the biggest active star in wrestling, and the most over guy, being wasted on nothing mi-dcard feuds nobody cares about.
This should be a Mania match.
>>2325902
Yeah, I really want to see them have a 7th match.
>>2325902
>Seriously, you have the biggest active star in wrestling, and the most over guy
And AJ, you forgot to mention him.
>let's give this newfag who's only been in the company for a year a Wrestlemania match with the biggest star in the company
My nigga.....even overpushed Lesnar never got to do that after just a year in WWE
HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD
Dude that's not even funny.
That's why they call it high risk
GET READY TO DIE